Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dammit, show, I don't want to see crying Mama Kristianna.  If ever there was someone who needs long term in patient drug treatment with a lot of counselling, it's Kristianna.

[goofygirl]

Thanks for the reminder about that stinkhole of humanity; DUBUQUE  IOWA...  I had totally forgotten that tidbit.

[Gobi]

When Lindsey told Flapdoodle that the house needed more carpet, he thought she was talking about floor covering.

[WaltersHair]

Damn Covid hit Hollywood hard. Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta in a commercial? Together?

[candall]

For me, John and Kristianna's whole story boils down to "Her mother and sister moved in to John's house???"

I can't really get past that one point to focus on the, er, relationship.

 

Is John going to feed and shelter those two hapless women the whole time Kristianna is serving time?  What if it's years?  What if he meets someone he'd like to date?  

What if he falls for the sister?!?

[OoogleEyes]

I would like to smack the person who invented the word "disrespect"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Wasn't there a commercial years ago extolling the virtues of Dubuque ham?

It's positively addicting!

[OoogleEyes]

A sister named "Jen"? Yeah,  no.....forget about her being nice 

Edited November 14, 2020 by OoogleEyes

[tearsandhysteria]

I'm catching up my live recording. Man, I can't wait until Shawn gets taken to the cleaners. He was so wrong for trying to stunt on his ex like that. Putting his hands in her face and pretending to have a spine. 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Thanks for the reminder about that stinkhole of humanity; DUBUQUE  IOWA...  I had totally forgotten that tidbit.

Dubuque - The city that seldom naps.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It's positively addicting!

I was craving honey-baked turkey breast today.

[candall]

Man, Daddy Jessica is Good Sport of the Year.

 

The sister!!  Yay!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica looks so unattractive beautiful.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Wasn't there a commercial years ago extolling the virtues of Dubuque ham?

Heh heh. First one's free. 

[Gobi]

"Can everyone step out so we can have a moment? Not you, camera crew."

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Dammit, show, I don't want to see crying Mama Kristianna.  If ever there was someone who needs long term in patient drug treatment with a lot of counselling, it's Kristianna.

100% correct! and the sister really wanted her out of there, I think she is still using and doesn't want the police anywhere near there. John seemed almost happy that she was going back and she didn't want to go on the lam with him

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The curve of the lace on the dress matches so well with Jess's breast tattoo.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this the male version of Rhoda’s Wedding Day?

[WaltersHair]

Gold lipstick is BACK!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel, he’s just not that into you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The curve of the lace on the dress matches so well with Jess's breast tattoo.  

I believe that Miss Manners agrees that one's breast tattoo should be properly displayed. 

[OoogleEyes]

"It's a totally 360"

Wheeeee!

[Coltee Gal]

Shovel why are you wearing corpse makeup?  Yikes! She looks like she’s wearing white face. 

Edited November 14, 2020 by Colte Gal

[goofygirl]

Chevelle.... Girl....  You need to catch a clue.  Seriously.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Gold lipstick is BACK!

 This time it's personal!

[Pepper Mostly]

SHAVEL HE IS NOT IN JAIL ANY MORE WAKE THE FUCK UP. 

Mama Shavel is showing mighty restraint. If Shavel was my daughter I'd slap her silly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My son works for Ipsy. I think I’ll suggest that he offer gold lipstick in the next subscription box. 

[candall]

No ma'am.  That gold lipstick is what's crazy.  Did they not make that pink eyeshadow for a matching lip?

[Pepper Mostly]

I think Shavel is pretty. She could do better than an ex-con who thinks he's going to be a successful rapper who cuts hair on the side. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can’t Kelly get a court order that Destinie has to stay away from the kids since she’s a criminal who will be returning to jail shortly?

[OoogleEyes]

If I were Kelly, I'd tell Destinie to go for it and send her back to jail a la what's-her-name

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsay seems like she’d like to keep the home clean and neat, even down to the “table ends.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay wants "stainless still" appliances. Like she cooks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I kill me. 

[goofygirl]

Flappy, you are screwed.  And it won't be the way you like it, sir.  " I want to smart house my house".... "I want to run everything from my phone"....

OY!  We've got a looooonnnggg way to go Flap.  Just say'n.

[candall]

Ahh, I'm having such a good time, and then Lindsay and Flap just bring me dowwwn.

[Auntie Anxiety]

SEATBELTS On!

[tearsandhysteria]

I'm still catching up. But that lipstick though.... 

[Pepper Mostly]

How did Dylan get this apartment? Its nicer than my house! 

[candall]

Did they do a "Six Months Later" placard that I didn't see?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good for you, Dylan. So glad you got your shit together in prison.

Edited November 14, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[WaltersHair]

How does hot felon afford a 2 bedroom on the Northside?

[Gobi]

Hey, it's Vampirella!

[candall]

Heather looks a LOT like Dylan's mother.  Yikes.

[goofygirl]

Thank GAWD!  Dylan is doing well and fixing dinner for his MOM.  YAY!

Heather honey; he left you cause you CRAY!

Edited November 14, 2020 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

 I know that when I go to visit my son I wear fuck me shoes and a gown. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So nice to see that Heather is renewing her “modeling” career.

[tearsandhysteria]

Heather always looks so harsh. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d love to see that table upended a la Theresa Guidice.

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Shawn. This is too much for his tiny brain to handle. 

[JenE4]

Oh, Dylan’s big date is with mom. Thank god because Heather would’ve been waiting in the bushes to murder any other woman who showed up. That whole “relationship” storyline was TWO DAYS! Too bad Heather has Dylan tattooed in seven different languages (however the hell one translates “Dylan”), but maybe that opens up Heather to finding someone in another country and go on 90 Day Fiancé.