Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Only 8 minutes left, Heather and Dylan will be a cliffhanger 

Or Thelma and Louise...

Hey, this should be a Choose You Own Adventure show 

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn, she doesn't want to go for a walk. She wants to go to a casino, get drunk, then do a few lines. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn: I love you so much.

Destinie: Then give me your credit card.

[WaltersHair]

All the boneheaded moves are saved for last.

[LucyEth]

Heather is seriously mentally ill.  Dylan needs to find an alternative for his parole.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dylan is safer back in prison.

[kacesq]

I think the producers should have an episode with just commentary on Heather. I suspect there’s a lot to say.

[WaltersHair]

I've seen tweekers with more patience than this woman

[Pepper Mostly]

Heather, the last thing you need is caffeine.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Shawn, she doesn't want to go for a walk. She wants to go to a casino, get drunk, then do a few lines. 

You say that like it's a bad thing 

[Auntie Anxiety]

After the show, there’s a borderline personality disorder PSA.

[hookedontv]

Heather is seriously deranged 

[candall]

OH NO!  Dylan said something ELSE critical of Heather!!

 

Here's where she drives them both off the bridge.

[Squee Bastard]

Damn, only two episodes left.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Destinee knows her future better than you do, Shawn, take that to the bank.

LITerally

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s meet up again at our secret clubhouse on Sunday, okay all? Happy Halloween. 👻🧟‍♂️🦹‍♂️

[hookedontv]

Fun, so mach fun tonight! Have a great weekend, stay safe, happy Halloween! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, good night friends. Stay safe, wear your mask! See you Sunday night!

[candall]

See you next week.

 

Don't forget to vote!

[Gobi]

Well, we were tricked, not treated. Heather's hell ride to be continued.

[OoogleEyes]

So mach fun 

ANYways...  Love you even though I'm not locked up. Officially, that is 

[Maybeitsme]

You guys are hilarious,  playing catch up tonight didn't get to see the show until 30 minutes in 

I only counted 7 dudes tonight. seems destinee wasn't up for it,  but I did find satisfaction in her obvious stressing over going back to jail. Shawn is still a doofus 

If Qualons family has anything to do with it he will never see KC again. And guess what, he's a musician 

Ty has finally realized he needs to stick with someone closer to his age, even though she's a jailbird. His words not mine

A ring was actually bought and proposal made. Color me shocked!

John and Kristianna or whatever was really sad

Heather is straight up crazy yall

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

In tonight's episode of bad decision theatre:

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Shavel catches Quaylon in a lie; Dylan turns to another woman; Kristianna wants to live it up.

Oooooh, Quaylon lies to Shavel.  Has he met with one of the many women who are looking for their own recently released felon with few job prospects and unfortunate facial tattoos?  Is he planning on staying in Houston?  Does anyone really care?

Does Dylan turn to Aunt Diane to save him from Heather?  Has our pretty boy survived the car ride from Hell with his features intact? 

And what of darling Kristianna?  Will look at me, I'm Indian, really, look at my fringed jacket John accompany her on her plan to live it up?  Will his Bonnie and Clyde window sticker come back to bite him?  Will PPAL get her wish of someone making him take off that damn jacket and burning it in front of him while explaining to him that he is an insult to all people of Native American heritage who have actual tribal affiliations? (Sorry, stepping off my soapbox now.  Yep, that's better.)

Yes, snark fans, grab the snack and beverage of your choice and settle in to watch clowns, crazies and fools battle for the season awards:

• Most clueless
• Most pathetic
• Most likely to stab someone over nothing
• Most unwanted guest at every party
• And of course, most likely to run far, far, far away from their supposed beloved

We have many contenders in each category!

[WaltersHair]

Damn, an hour too early. I feel like one of the felons who just got out, but I have to wait for IT.

 

[OoogleEyes]

Life After Election. Hooray!

I'm ready to roll, Babes! Let's go

[Maybeitsme]

Well I  am early too and chomping at the bit. This show and you guys have really brought me thru some difficult times. Just got my 12 week out PET scan report and I am cancer free baby! Breast cancer 2017/18 and Lymphoma 2019/20 thankful for trash tv and the folks who can appreciate it with me. Snark on my people 

Edited November 7, 2020 by Maybeitsme
Just realized I might get in trouble cause this isn't really about the show or in the right place, was just feeling grateful to be here and.

[OoogleEyes]

Closed captioning ON

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Well I  am early too and chomping at the bit. This show and you guys have really brought me thru some difficult times. Just got my 12 week out PET scan report and I am cancer free baby! Breast cancer 2017/18 and Lymphoma 2019/20 thankful for trash tv and the folks who can appreciate it with me. Snark on my people 

Oh WOW! That's terrific! Congratulations 

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Well I  am early too and chomping at the bit. This show and you guys have really brought me thru some difficult times. Just got my 12 week out PET scan report and I am cancer free baby! Breast cancer 2017/18 and Lymphoma 2019/20 thankful for trash tv and the folks who can appreciate it with me. Snark on my people 

If you're going down for being off topic, I'll go down with you! Congratulations! Hugs! And one thousand likes!!

Shawn: I can't imagine my life without you.

Destinee: Look, a duck.

[OoogleEyes]

Heather...JFC.

 

[Gobi]

Wasn't sure I would make it, had to finish rearranging my serial killer decor.

[Pepper Mostly]

Heather is a whole new level of crazy. 

How is everyone? I really, really need some snark today! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It was so nice today here in New England that I decided to have a picnic lunch in the courthouse parking lot.

[OoogleEyes]

Let's introduce Jessica's dad to the joys of sunscreen. 

[WaltersHair]

To get through this show, I'm presently drinking blue raspberry vodka with Mountain Dew which is much better than it sounds

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Let's introduce Jessica's dad to the joys of sunscreen. 

I think you're about 30 years too late for that.

[candall]

@Maybeitsme, that is fantastic.  Awesome!  Congratulations.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Density: Now that we are engaged, you’ll need to up the limit on your credit cards.

[WaltersHair]

And your prize for just showing up is a great big diamond. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG IN MY LIFE?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

And your prize for just showing up is a great big diamond. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG IN MY LIFE?

 

You have higher standards than a grifting, skanky convict? 

[OoogleEyes]

Destinie: Yay! Joint checking account!

[Pepper Mostly]

If I was the mother of Shawn's SIX kids I wouldn't let them anywhere near his felonious inamorata.

[Gobi]

There's a well-stocked fridge.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Quaalude can’t wait to get back to the warden Shavel.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Destinie is estimating what she can get when she pawns that ring.

[candall]

Destinie got the silver glitter French manicure for court.  Then she wore a black hoodie over her Corona Beer t-shirt.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Destinie got the silver glitter French manicure for court.  Then she wore a black hoodie over her Corona Beer t-shirt.

So chic!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Remember when naming a kid Madison was edgy?

[WaltersHair]

Too bad it's not Thanksgiving so his girlfriend and momma can use him as the wishbone.

*Quaylon/ Quad, eh

Edited November 7, 2020 by WaltersHair

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shavel's daughter's "yeah" to "Do you love Quaylon?" was not exactly convincing. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Shavel, there are no words for what a crap mother you are. 

Edited November 7, 2020 by Pepper Mostly