Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[candall]

Oh, shit.  Heather's been sponging off her auntie for five years and now Dylan's paroled to Aunt Diane's???

 

I'm worried it might be Aunt Diane who winds up in a big pot of boiling water on the stove.

[Auntie Anxiety]

See you at TOW, where we can watch Areola have a nervous breakdown about having a baby that’s she’s been totingfor nine months. Have a happy weekend, y’all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aunt Diane is one ballsy old lady. I'd hang out with her. 

Good night all! See you Sunday night! 

[candall]

I missed the end, but it was just Shawn lurching through the house, calling for Destinie.

 

Oh Shawn, don't fret.  She's probably just out on a date with her new girlfriend.

[goofygirl]

You guys have a great weekend!  See you Sunday! 

[RealReality]

World War FIVE, Shawn, really?  

Edited October 10, 2020 by RealReality

[RealReality]

Lindsay seems like a chronic complainer.  You'd think she was to the manor born. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S03.E13: Bubble Trouble

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Lindsey plays the seductress; Quaylon puts his foot down; Kristianna asks John for a huge favor.

Hm, I'm thinking all Lindsey would have to do to seduce Flappy is not rip his head off when he speaks to her.  Not a lot of effort needed.  Then again, she also has to stop the bile from rising when kissing him which would take serious effort. 

Sounds like Quaylon will be the same charmer we saw in the car next week.  Will he put his foot down in Houston?  Is it time to tell Shavel that he's not ready for an insta-family, no matter how much. he lurves her and her daughter? 

Our favorite ersatz Indian is back, with the brown haired Selma Bouvier by his side.  Anyone think maybe, just maybe, Kristianna is not doing so well at the halfway house?  After all, she's been so successful previously it's hard to imagine she would have issues this time.  🙄

Original air date 2020.10.16

Snark away, my pretties! 

[Maybeitsme]

On 10/9/2020 at 9:07 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

There is something off about Jessica. 

Definitely.  Just the odd way she looks off camera sometimes, weird.And how old is she?getting pregnant and worrying her parents are going to be mad? Something is off and I hope she isn't being taken advantage of, even if she doesn't recognize it as such

[Floatingbison]

Hey everybodies!  Checking in for LAL.

 

If you're worried about parental reaction for being pregnant, it's probably a sign you've made a mistake.

 

Ewww, that guy's lip is looking especially inflamed tonight.

 

[candall]

On 10/13/2020 at 10:07 AM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

S03.E13: Bubble Trouble

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Our favorite ersatz Indian is back, with the brown haired Selma Bouvier by his side.    

 

This took me a mo', as I flipped over to Sumit and Jenny, but then I clicked in and had a hearty laugh.  Selma Bouvier!  🤣    Good one.

[OoogleEyes]

Getting a cocktail ready!

[Gobi]

I'm still here. Does anyone know how to remove an ankle monitor? Asking for a friend.

[Floatingbison]

Why can't she have sex.. are her aunts trying to arrange a 3-way?

 

 

Sorry I went there.  This show brings out the worst in me.

[candall]

When I tuned in this evening, it was the replay of Destinee showing up with all the bounty from her shopping spree.  (Just the stuff, not the girlfriend.)  Shawn says, "Holy cow, how much did all this cost?" and Destinee says, "Who CARES?!"

Ooh, I am so ready for karma to bite that one on the ass.  Come on, show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello, my soul mates! I want you to know you don't have to worry about my parole officer, I'll let you know when he's coming around.

How is everyone? This was a long week and I am glad to be here with my peeps!

[OoogleEyes]

DON'T FUCK WITH AUNT DIANE!!

[Floatingbison]

Those are quite the hooker shoes that bucky bucktooth lady has.  How does she drive with those things?

[Pepper Mostly]

Heather is going to go completely around the bend tonight and I am here for it. 

Oh Shawn. Prepare to be devastated. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fasten your seatbelts. It’s borderline time.

[Floatingbison]

I wonder if any of these people spend a lot of money on Miss Cleo, or do they consult California Psychics?

[Auntie Anxiety]

FlapJack didn’t get the memo. Lindsay can’t stand touching him.

[Floatingbison]

Do something stupid before her court date?  Oh, you can pretty much count on it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

John needs to consult his tribal leaders.

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee is DONE. But she still expects Shawn to pay for her plane ticket. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shawn might as well have "CHUMP" tattooed on his forehead. 

[Floatingbison]

Destini's relaxing with some California merlot and xanax, I'm guessing. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is relieved to see Destinie in the hot tub. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee can deal with anything but a liar. Because she's enough of a liar for two people.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn, use your words.

[Floatingbison]

Neck tattoo, everyone take a drink.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Destini's relaxing with some California merlot and xanax, I'm guessing. 

So am I!!

[Gobi]

Shawn has realized he can't call Dustyknee's bluff when he has $50K at risk.

[candall]

We're supposed to believe this is Shawn's monochrome house?   Shawn's pool and hot tub combo?   LOLOL

[Maybeitsme]

Geez shawn use your words, oh that's right your not good at using words  lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn went to the same telling the truth school as TOW Brittany.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Neck tattoo, everyone take a drink.

If you insist....

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m mesmerized by Destinie’s chest tattoos.

[Floatingbison]

That's quite the tattoo situation she has going there.  "Hmmm, TV crew's coming tomorrow, better get out the low cut shirts."

[Auntie Anxiety]

They have the zoo all to themselves. 

[Pepper Mostly]

She's furious that Shawn is talking to the mother of his children, meanwhile she has the name "Felicia" tattooed on her chest. OK then. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quaalude is trying to eke out a childhood before Shavel makes him step up to the plate.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake Shavel, lay off for five goddamn minutes already. Just enjoy the damn zoo. 

[JenE4]

The irony of a convict getting out from behind bars and one of the first things he wants to do is go see animals behind bars.

[candall]

When she said, "Feels like we belong together," I almost snorted my drink out through my nose.  Subtle, Shovel.

 

Oh, man, she's grinding it in some more.  She just can't stop.  Please.  Staaaawp.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel starts reminding Qualuude how much he owes her in 3....2....1 

[Pepper Mostly]

"That's not the way you communicate wit the person that you wit"

Poetry.

[Gobi]

Take a step back, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.

[Pepper Mostly]

If the shoe fits, Heather. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel is doing a good impersonation of Darcey, constantly talking about marriage and family with a guy who is clearly not into it.

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"That's not the way you communicate wit the person that you wit"

Poetry.

Right up there with "it do."