Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

True story:  I proposed to Mrs FB on the Ferris wheel in Seattle.

Edited February 6, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Gobi]

Where are Lindsey Fuckingham and Flapdoodle?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So the Ferris wheel doesn’t actually move?

[candall]

DO NOT MARRY THAT MAN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

[LucyEth]

6 minutes ago, candall said:

Were they?  I only remember Alex emerging from the prison with a series of unfortunate facial tattoos and then, Part II, Glorietta catches him sharing a cappucino with an old girlfriend.  The End.

She was living in a fairytale world with her Tiger Beat Wedding book, her romantic dinners etc.  

Edited February 6, 2021 by LucyEth

[goofygirl]

Auntie, do the red construction paper heart.  First draw it out, then cut it out.  Then... glue around the edges, followed by GLITTER.  Then let that dry and while drying, think about what you want to say to your Valentine.  Then, after drying; write your message. And... VOILA!

Edited February 6, 2021 by goofygirl

[OoogleEyes]

Where on earth did he get the money for that CZ? Nevermind....

Sorry, but this is one unattractive family 

Edited February 6, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany’s mother and granny are what Brittney will look like in a couple of decades.

[Gobi]

Grandma had Cynthia's first crack pipe bronzed.

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm sorry life got you the way it did..... Wow 

[Pepper Mostly]

Grandma looks just like an old, cranky sow. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cynthia is desperate for a fix.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, no Flappy tonight? I feel robbed. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Grandma looks just like an old,  cranky cracky sow. 

FTFY.

[goofygirl]

Lordy, the family Brittany just goes back and back and back into the screwed up-ness.  Just a bunch of crapola.  They need to  STOP. 

BRITTANY!!!  YOU GOTTA STOP WITH THIS!!!

And Angela Renee White, aka Blck Chyna????  I do not give one shit about you or your life in any way, shape or form. Seriously.

Edited February 6, 2021 by goofygirl

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

She was living in a fairytale world with her Tiger Bear Wedding book, her romantic dinners etc.  

Oh! And her mother, too!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Black China, Honey Boo Boo et al., Waka Flaka.......I really have no interest whatsoever. WETV should just run LAL marathons for people like me.

[LucyEth]

So if Brittany’s mom expects an apology from her mother, is she or did she apologize to Brittany?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

7 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Auntie, do the red construction paper heart.  First draw it out, then cut it out.  Then... glue around the edges, followed by GLITTER.  Then let that dry and while drying, think about what you want to say to your Valentine.  Then, after drying; write your message. And... VOILA!

Thanks, @goofygirl. Went to Michael’s today and will send them some supplies so we can craft together.

[candall]

Ask, and ye shall receive.

[Floatingbison]

Nice judge of character, Lippy.  "She's not a hardened criminal."  Lindsey wasn't the only thing that got hardened!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey, sucks to be you.

Lindsey, are you sure you didn’t get that story from Ronald, my boy?

Edited February 6, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Black China, Honey Boo Boo et al., Waka Flaka.......I really have no interest whatsoever. WETV should just run LAL marathons for people like me.

Oh, and this Tits McGill person, too.

At least Scott's dogs like him, so he has that going for him 

[Keywestclubkid]

Iol he just waited her out ... well played sir well played 

[Gobi]

Lindsey back in prison? Color me shocked!

[goofygirl]

We've been ROBBED two weeks in a row with no Flap and Lindsey.  I really think she murdered him in his sleep and the FBI is after her ass.

oh wait.. TADA!! No, of course not.  Scotty asked her to leave and she said "FU!"  Naaaa....  She'll be back in prison in a month because of that butcher knife sticking out of your back, Flappy!

Flap lives!! Lindsey's back where she belongs!  Maybe he'll just find some nice 50 year old lady that  what... has a j-o-b. And her own house.  And her own money.  And isn't looking for a sugar poopie.  We can hope.

Edited February 6, 2021 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Ask, and ye shall receive.

And I am grateful. 

Yeah, Flappy's not so dumb. HAHAHAHAHA, Lindsay, that criminal mastermind, is back up the river. 

[candall]

Okay, you gave me a huge laugh right there, show.

 

 

". . . in a month"

Two Weeks Later.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Black China, Honey Boo Boo et al., Waka Flaka.......I really have no interest whatsoever. WETV should just run LAL marathons for people like me.

It's been a long, steep cultural decline from Leave It To Beaver, Brady Bunch, and Gilligan's Island.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pap smears don’t hurt, honey. Actually, neither do root canals.

[Gobi]

"There were some positives. I mean, I did get laid."

[OoogleEyes]

Wait, mom is on oxygen but she's still smokes? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, that Terra. She's a regular Princess Grace, isn't she?

[Floatingbison]

Good news and bad news.  She's getting out.  Terra, pack your shit and get out.

[LucyEth]

Flaps should move and start over someplace else.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is she arguing with John? Its not his fault!

[LucyEth]

OMG the mom expects John to get her an apartment.  Terra take care of yourself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

John has had them stay for eight months and now they’re guilting him? Ingrates.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Flaps should move and start over someplace else.

He should do what Dennis Wilson did when the Manson family moved into his house and wouldn't leave.  He just moved out and left them there.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Flaps should move and start over someplace else.

 Alaska?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, the old lady mooing "Jooooohn" has me convulsed with laughter. 

Oh Terra Bittercakes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I called Terra telling Kristiana about her non-fling with John. So predictable.

[LucyEth]

These two are a match made in heaven

Edited February 6, 2021 by LucyEth

[OoogleEyes]

Next week better be SHOCKING! We really deserve it after snoozing through this one. 

[Gobi]

That's it for now.  By the way, I can't snark with anyone who has open charges. Just FYI.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s it for me, fellow snarkers. No Sunday meeting of the snark cabal. Wahhhhhhhhhh.

[candall]

Blerg, Lizzie and her flappy cleavage.

Oh, but wait.  I like Tony.

. . . .

No, turns out it's Angela I like.

 

Goodnight, players.

[LucyEth]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s it for me, fellow snarkers. No Sunday meeting of the snark cabal. Wahhhhhhhhhh.

Because every single person on earth watches the superbowl.....NOT

[Floatingbison]

I'll miss everyone on Sunday.  I've got a big project due on Monday, so I'll probably just work with the Puppy Bowl on in the background.  

Keep on snarkin'.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 Alaska?

I'm sure there's an older lady that can shelter them