Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Mission Impossible theme, but changed slightly to avoid having to pay licensing fee.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Coltee Gal said:

More like 10 seconds and I’m being generous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I they stand the smell that long!

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Gagme and Lacey.

featuring Gagme's arch nemesis, Lieutenant Chon, and Lacey's trusty crusty nanny, Pa.

[Gobi]

Brit's mom is going to get high up there. Yes, she's going to be a baked Alaskan.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Coltee Gal said:

More like 10 seconds and I’m being generous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two Pump Chump

[OoogleEyes]

When did Brittany become an addiction therapist?

[goofygirl]

Brittney honey; you gotta stop this shit.  Seriously.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, Brittany is a therapist now? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Qualuude stashed his valise. 

[Floatingbison]

Brittany is going to be a life coach, like Bonnie on Mom.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, yes, lets have a heart to heart on the Ferris wheel. What the hell is WRONG with this silly cow?

[goofygirl]

Quaalude's gotta commit on this FERRIS WHEEL or we're DONE....  Lort.

Aww hell!! He's waving a ring in her face asking her to marry him!

Edited February 6, 2021 by goofygirl

[candall]

Quaalude is seriously man-spreading that ferris wheel!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So what are Qualuude’s plans for future employment? Asking for a friend.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So what are Qualuude’s plans for future employment? Asking for a friend.

 Nuclear physicist. How hard can it be? 

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, one minute Quaylon is terrified and balks at the Ferris wheel, the next he's leaping around like some spring lamb in that confined space, three stories above terra firma? 

And who's filming? 

[goofygirl]

She's gonna say YES.. and they're fixing to get matching FACE tats!  Of COURSE.

Where's our sweetie pie Lindsey??  Haven't seen her in a while.  Did she murder Flappy in his sleep??

Stop Brittany.  Just stop.

Edited February 6, 2021 by goofygirl

[candall]

It took them three weeks to get home from the Sad Hotel, but BOOM, we're in Alaska!

[Gobi]

I'm guessing coffee must be a sedative for Brit mom at this point.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany, get a real professional to deal with your mom’s addiction. You are not a sober coach nor should you be playing one on tv.

[candall]

Did they pass a Dollar Tree on their way from Vegas where they were able to buy those flowers?

[goofygirl]

Great memories there Brittany.  When did you get your therapist license again??

Chon says: "Lacey's pregnant?  With SHANE?"  Hilarious!!!!

Edited February 6, 2021 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney, cutting the toxic people out of one’s life might be another way to go.

[OoogleEyes]

Why the hell would you want your children to meet this monster?

[Gobi]

It's nice to see three generations of crack addicts get together.

[LucyEth]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Why the hell would you want your children to meet this monster?

Right?  That Jackie person sounds horrible.  

[Pepper Mostly]

God this episode is SNOOZERIFFIC. 

If I was FOL (friend of Lacey) I would not go and meet the ex-con boyfriend in a secluded area at dusk. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I keep checking the time. Zzzzzzzz

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

God this episode is SNOOZERIFFIC. 

 

Whew...I thought it was just me...I am so over this group

[Floatingbison]

That awful lady delighted in delivering the "Pregnant lacey" news.

"Almost kiss incident."?  leading to the "almost banged indident."

 

[goofygirl]

I'm just drinking wine and giggling at all the snark!  Love it!

[LucyEth]

Hi Babe, hope you didn’t sleep with my sister I’ll be home in a few days

[candall]

You can tell you're deep in the weeds when viewers are reminiscing fondly about Alex and Glorietta.

[Gobi]

How lucky was the film crew to be there when Kristianna called with the news?

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD TERRA HAS PENDING CHARGES.

John dodges a bullet. Whew. 

[LucyEth]

How is this Mama June disaster still on TV

1 minute ago, candall said:

You can tell you're deep in the weeds when viewers are reminiscing fondly about Alex and Glorietta.

They were my favorite couple!🤣

[goofygirl]

Mama June.... Who cares??

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

You can tell you're deep in the weeds when viewers are reminiscing fondly about Alex and Glorietta.

Oh Glorietta. She was just never ending idiotic goodness.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, candall said:

You can tell you're deep in the weeds when viewers are reminiscing fondly about Alex and Glorietta.

Well, you gotta admit, they were a hoot!

[WaltersHair]

And....there went my cable. Chicago is getting killed with snow and low temps. Reminds me of northern Minnesota. If it doesn't come back, I'm out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sister Kristie will do her best to throw herself at John for the next few days. I bet she even lies to Kristie about being involved with John. Because Terra is in LOVE with John’s wallet John.😍

[LucyEth]

Here’s two of the best people on the show!

[goofygirl]

What about the muthafuckin' crack??? I heard old whatshisface (Clint) got arrested recently and I said to myself: Muthafuckin crack strikes again.

Jeebus.  Here we go with the smart children of Andrea, can they just  RUNNOFT???  I realize their being Mormon is important to them but can they both just run away??

[Auntie Anxiety]

What will it ever take to free me of the insidious Kartrashians?

Edited February 6, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Floatingbison]

That migraine chick's mouth is literally lopsided on her face.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does anyone know a good valentine craft to do on FaceTime with a 6 year old?

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

And....there went my cable. Chicago is getting killed with snow and low temps. Reminds me of northern Minnesota. If it doesn't come back, I'm out.

I've had just about enough of winter, thankyouverymuch 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, goofygirl said:

What about the muthafuckin' crack??? I heard old whatshisface (Clint) got arrested recently and I said to myself: Muthafuckin crack strikes again.

Jeebus.  Here we go with the smart children of Andrea, can they just  RUNNOFT???  I realize their being Mormon is important to them but can they both just run away??

Girl, if you get off that crack rock you can be Pepper Jack's best girl.

 

[goofygirl]

I keep wanting the kartrashians to disappear off my teevee, daily.  Some Day!! WHEN??? LOL!

[candall]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Well, you gotta admit, they were a hoot!

Were they?  I only remember Alex emerging from the prison with a series of unfortunate facial tattoos and then, Part II, Glorietta catches him sharing a cappucino with an old girlfriend.  The End.