Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Chevelle, what color IS that lipstick??

Last week I suggested to my son who works at Ipsy to include gold lipstick in the subscription boxes. He said no. Maybe I’ll suggest Shavel’s favorite lip shade when I talk to him next week. 

Tarabelle is hiding under the bed.

Funny, Flap doesn’t look so happy. Or maybe the fact that he has no control over that top lip makes him unable to smile.

[WaltersHair]

And production shames Lip by filming in the tall grass backyard.

[goofygirl]

What's that hairdo Lindsey??? Good Lawd.  You can't just go with a ponytail or something?  She has "expectations" Flappy!  Come on!  Now she wants a bedroom for Tarabelle!

[Floatingbison]

Lindsey wants everything done on prison schedule.   

[Empress1]

Bless the editors for leaving in Scott swatting away the fly.

[tearsandhysteria]

 . Lindsey sure wants a lot to run around dressed like an 80s workout video. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay, allow me to introduce you to Mr. Paintbrush and Miss Hammer. Nothing is preventing you from pitching in and helping if you want something done. 

[Floatingbison]

Lindsey has the heroin chic look, without the chic.

[WaltersHair]

Dear, God. An actual "If the trailer is a rockin, don't come a knockin"

[Floatingbison]

Just now, andreamf15 said:

 . Lindsey sure wants a lot to run around dressed like an 80s workout video. 

Her look is like if Pat Benatar was a homeless crack addict.

[Auntie Anxiety]

FlapJack is going to be cuckolded in his own house. What a schmuck.

[candall]

Watching Lindsey turn on her sex kitten act to scam Scott is literally making my stomach roil.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

I am willing to bet anyone a shiny nickel that there is no coffee in those cups.

Just now, candall said:

Watching Lindsey turn on her sex kitten act to scam Scott is literally making my stomach roil.

 

RIght? Waves of nausea. And Scott buys it. He's pathetic.

[Floatingbison]

I haven't seen an hour go by so slowly since coach made the track team do an hour of mixed windsprints/bleacher running.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

FlapJack is going to be cuckolded in his own house. What a schmuck.

Lindsay is going to continue to humiliate him as long as he continues to take it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Malcolm is too nice a guy for this crew. And he doesn’t seem stupid.

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael is such a fucking weasel. A creepy, mumbly, sleazy weasel. 

[goofygirl]

Michael still thinks he's the cock of the walk doesn't he?  It's up to HIM if Macolm stays or goes.  Hell, knowing Sarah; that's probably true.  Poor Malcom.  He should just roll on back to Pennsylvania and be done with it.

Can't WAIT to hear Chevelle and Quaalude's conversation.  NOT.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Even 80s Olivia Newton John is questioning Lindsay's fashion vision.

 

[Coltee Gal]

I’m loving the Shavel, Destinee, and Sarah drama. 

[candall]

I hate her, but Destinie does pep the joint up a bit.  : )

 

 

ETA:  Dude.

Edited November 21, 2020 by candall

[goofygirl]

We're tired of YOUR games and manipulation Destinie.  You just suck. Puleez, go back to prison.

Thank you Jeebus! No positive pregnancy test!  So go out and get drunk and "do you" dumbshit.

Edited November 21, 2020 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thank the gods that Destinie is not pregnant, even though Sharp needs to keep the drama by her saying she might be.

[Floatingbison]

I've got his credit card, and I'm gonna live it up,  means another chest tattoo!

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee thinks its "odd" that Shawn sometimes talks to the mother of his SIX children". Oh fuck off. 

She's afraid of going back to jail so she's going to steal a car and a credit card. Well that's sensible. 

[tearsandhysteria]

Well that doesn't sound like something that someone with integrity would say. Destinie

 

[WaltersHair]

What the hell is that James Bond 1970's Moonraker outfit?

[goofygirl]

 I hope you hit the cash machine before that credit card catches fire. Wait. whut?  Is her name Destinie or Britnee?  I'm confused now.

No, Chevelle YOU told her to call him Daddy.  We see you girl.

Edited November 21, 2020 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

I do appreciate that Shavel and Quaylon have brought their loud, trashy argument outside so that all their neighbors can enjoy it. That's thoughtful. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Qualuude must love being screamed at. Oh wait. He’s texting while she’s yelling. Shavel is guilting him into being faithful. Yeah, that doesn’t work, dear.

[Floatingbison]

She had his back and his front, and had his side locked up, but she didn't have his wang dang doodle locked up!

Edited November 21, 2020 by Floatingbison

[candall]

If a man twiddled with his phone while I was yelling at him about cheating on me, I would hit him on the back of his head with a frying pan, probably kill him.

[WaltersHair]

Quaylon was in prison for what? 15 years? Shavel is a 3 on the scary scale. I'd text too.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK Shavel you are lying now. Your daughter calls Quaylon daddy to please you. Kids aren't stupid. She knew what you wanted. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OK Shavel you are lying now. Your daughter calls Quaylon daddy to please you. Kids aren't stupid. She knew what you wanted. 

What! I thought that her kid organically started calling him Daddy because she felt so close to him. Over the phone. And on the occasional visit to the prison.

[goofygirl]

Chest tatto chick.  On the run. 50K of Shawn's money lady.  Destinie???

And to think I'm not even drinking wine tonight!  Lort.  Long week.

Edited November 21, 2020 by goofygirl

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK Shavel you are lying now. Your daughter calls Quaylon daddy to please you. Kids aren't stupid. She knew what you wanted. 

I knew you weren't going to like that.  😜

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What I am having a hard time imagining is someone seeing Quaylon's oddly shaped head and terrible face tattoos and thinking, "Yeah, I want to have sex with him".  

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Chest tatto chick.  On the run. 50K of Shawn's money lady.  Destinie???

Yes, that’s her name.

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK Shavel you are lying now. Your daughter calls Quaylon daddy to please you. Kids aren't stupid. She knew what you wanted. 

Guarantee the kid will have to 'work it out' in therapy in about 10 years. Shavel use some mother brains.

[Coltee Gal]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK Shavel you are lying now. Your daughter calls Quaylon daddy to please you. Kids aren't stupid. She knew what you wanted. 

Yup yup

[WaltersHair]

Mormon mom is gonna drown you in the baptizing pool when she finds out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lamar is a brave man. Andrea is going to kill him.

[candall]

Lamarr!!!  You managed to keep a secret all the way to Season 3--and it's a pretty good one, too.

[goofygirl]

Thank you! Lamar just laid an egg there didn't he??  Does crazy Andrea know about Chante??  Oh, yes she does.  She and Andrea have "issues"....

This is some fucked up stuff to lay on an 8 year old, Lamar.  The whole "secret" stuff.  Ugh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The obstetrician is being played by Sandy Duncan.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

I knew you weren't going to like that.  😜

Hah, you know me so well. You must be my soul mate. Please send me $500. I know you want me to be happy. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I know how Andrea is going to take it.

 

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

Lamarr!!!  You managed to keep a secret all the way to Season 3--and it's a pretty good one, too.

I am pretty sure we knew this. I think they showed Andrea and Lamar meeting up with his daughter when he first got out, and Andrea didn’t handle it well. I’m not 100% sure though.

[candall]

And here's Dr. Robin, who questioned the wisdom of Chane fathering a baby in the first place.  She must be lying awake at night.