SpaghettiTuesdays February 14, 2015 Share February 14, 2015 Little Ass-Kicker is the most bad ass one on this addicting show. 3 Link to comment
CletusMusashi February 14, 2015 Share February 14, 2015 Little Ass-Kicker is the most bad ass one on this addicting show. Tyreese didn't die 'til they were seperated. Enough said, methinks. 6 Link to comment
SpaghettiTuesdays February 14, 2015 Share February 14, 2015 Martin didn't stand a chance, against a girl who still poops her pants. He tried to killer, this much is true. She beat him 'til he was black and blue and finished with a victory dance. 3 Link to comment
kikismom February 14, 2015 Author Share February 14, 2015 Our hapless heroes lined up over a trough They suddenly heard an explosion go off But Little Judith had warned Martin Her strained asparagus lunch caused fartin' With a gas bomb he should have backed off! 4 Link to comment
Watcher0363 February 15, 2015 Share February 15, 2015 (edited) Here's a little ditty, I have quite petite titties. But oh, when I let them sway, The men do tend to obey. I let them free, And made Daryl see, The world still has glee. Cause you know, you know. I am a special flake of snow. Edited February 21, 2015 by Watcher0363 3 Link to comment
CletusMusashi February 25, 2015 Share February 25, 2015 (edited) Rick's group auditions and all that I ask is: please, let it be Dance Night. Edited February 25, 2015 by CletusMusashi 3 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 February 25, 2015 Share February 25, 2015 (edited) A little duet to soothe you all, a little tune that goes by the name of "Peaceful Negotiations"..... Aaron - I'm here to recruit you, Rick - I want to shoot you, Aaron - wait!, don't hate, Rick - shut your hole walker bait, Aaron - I know you are good peeps, Rick - you're cleanliness and shaved face give me the creeps, Aaron - come with me, let me show you what the community is all about, *flesh hitting flesh, a thud* Rick - and you just got knocked the fuck out. Edited February 25, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 6 Link to comment
AngelaHunter February 25, 2015 Share February 25, 2015 Aaron - I'm here to recruit you, Rick - I want to shoot you, Aaron - wait!, don't hate, Rick - shut your hole walker bait, Aaron - I know you are good peeps, Rick - you're cleanliness and shaved face give me the creeps, Aaron - come with me, let me show you what the community is all about, *flesh hitting flesh, a thud* Rick - and you just got knocked the fuck out. Sublime! *claps* Link to comment
kikismom February 25, 2015 Author Share February 25, 2015 Ballad of the Rickster They're coming to lead me away!! Ha ha hee hee ho ho!! To the applesauce farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean J.Peterman barn coats with fair trade himalayan hemp piping They're coming to lead me away! To the happy zone They're in the trees and look at the flowers and lots of kids and listening spies who sit and smile and twiddle their manicured/pedicured thumbs and toes and they're coming to lead me away! To Dr.Pete's clinic with all you can eat prescription drugs like thorazine and lithium and electric shock and insulin and They're coming to lead me away!!! 5 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 February 25, 2015 Share February 25, 2015 "How to Survive a 'No Morals' ZA", by Rick Grimes. They showed us the way on a map, most likely into a trap. But when the shit hits the fan, they're going to find they messed with the wrong (hatchet) man. 4 Link to comment
AngelaHunter February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 Rick strains through his beard tasty poison applesauce Aaron, open wide. 6 Link to comment
kikismom February 27, 2015 Author Share February 27, 2015 (edited) Rick, can I borrow your beard? The request may seem kind of weird, But the genuine article Would scrub my boat's every barnacle, And repel any mermaids that neared. Michonne, can I borrow your katana? I need it to clean marijuana, Strip the stems, buds and seeds With the incredible speeds Of table-side chefs at Benihana. Abraham, can I borrow your hairdo? It would certainly give walkers a scare to Glow in the night With their skulls burning bright Even more than Aaron's gun flares do. feel free to add more Edited February 27, 2015 by kikismom 5 Link to comment
AngelaHunter February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 feel free to add more Daryl, may I borrow your shampoo...? Oh, wait..never mind. 6 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 (edited) feel free to add more Eugene, you have a weird kink, But its not as bad as people think, To be an avid observer while they copulate, While at the same time pulling yours out to masturbate, I salute your bad habit with this dirtied water drink. Oh Judith, please don't you cry, Keep those pretty eyes of yours dry, I know your dirty and grungy, But those walkers are always around and hungry, *sniffs* Somebody needs a diaper change, oh my. Carl is a little badass with a gun, Which must be pretty fun, The need and speed he's had to grow up, Makes a person want to throw up, But that's life in the ZA on the run. My name is Gabriel, I am a Father and wore a white collar, Which didn't even cost a dollar, Could I bother you for a new pair of pants? These are too stained and urine-smelly to chance, *looks around & sigh despairingly* Damn, if only I was bigger or taller. 'hands off the baton' Edited February 27, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 4 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 (edited) [Hello Rick, my name's Jess, You look good shirtless, I can cut your hair, While at your chest I will stare, And in my underwear I have made a mess. I'm married (possibly? maybe!?) and have two sons, But wow, you've got a pair of buns, While I shore your locks I will pet you, Here's my (house) number even though I just met you, Your lack of facial hair, it stuns.] My name is Deanna and I run the show, Of this I will make sure you know, My son is a stupid ass, Who I give (mostly) a free pass, And in my face it will surely blow. Edited March 3, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 3 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 Rick is the sheriff. Michonne is the deputy. Daryl? The K9. 9 Link to comment
Nashville March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 Rick is the sheriff. Michonne is the deputy. Daryl? The K9. <Applause> 1 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 3, 2015 Share March 3, 2015 Rick is the sheriff. Michonne is the deputy. Daryl? The K9. Well, in Daryl's case, its true what they say... you are what you eat. 4 Link to comment
kikismom March 3, 2015 Author Share March 3, 2015 What's uncomfortable for Carl Grimes? Not knowing if he's behind or ahead of the times Only one kid was the same Why'd they pick "Enid" for her name? I can't even think of a word that rhymes! 5 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 3, 2015 Share March 3, 2015 (edited) Enid is me and I hang with blokes, Yes my name makes me the butt of all jokes, Give my back my comic book, You stupid floppy-haired crook, And damn, I hate these Suburbia folks. Edited March 3, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 4 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 3, 2015 Share March 3, 2015 Watch me scale this wall like a real ninja lady, If I fall and get hurt I'll go to hospital Grady, I know you stared at my ass the whole way to the top, Poke your eyes out I will if you don't stop, But I must ask before I go; just who is the Real Slim Shady? 2 Link to comment
Watcher0363 March 3, 2015 Share March 3, 2015 When the world began to skid, Alexandria was off the grid.An oasis of hope amid, humanities unfettered id.To the city came a kid, her name was Enid.For weeks she hid, all the things she did.To the city came a hatted kid, I'll sit for your silly vid,Reveal much of what I did, just to make a bid.For the heart of this enigmatic kid, the girl named Enid.An oasis of hope amid, a life so morbid! 4 Link to comment
PeterPirate March 6, 2015 Share March 6, 2015 Some musical Haiku from a couple years ago. ******* Michonne with two drones Bad ass chick patrols the woods Alone, my Michonne ******** Well wake up Maggie I've got eleven condoms I could share with you It's late September And I really should be back Watching zombies rule ******* Will you stay with me Underneath these cars among The herd of zombies Please don't make a sound Let them shamble by as we Lay upon the road I sliced up my arm Blood is gushing out among The herd of zombies I will put this corpse Down on top of you, then we'll Lay upon the road Take this screwdriver Stab it in the eye among The herd of zombies Don't forget this place We'll meet up again where we Lay upon the road 2 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 8, 2015 Share March 8, 2015 (edited) Just a simple silly rhymey-poem, because I'm too tired to count syllables. Daryl Dixon Give up hope Beth is gone so sit and mope Smoke and ponder why life's bleak all day all night all fucking week Daryl Dixon has no care about his odor Just his hair And I want to ask of Rick's best henchman Are you a redneck? Or a Frenchman? Edited March 8, 2015 by CletusMusashi 6 Link to comment
AngelaHunter March 8, 2015 Share March 8, 2015 Cletus, lately I've noticed you're on fiah!! I should scold you for it, since I'm bursting out in inappropriate, random laughter, but oh hell, keep up the good work! 2 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 8, 2015 Share March 8, 2015 They want me to shower, Instead I just glower, Don't they know maintaining the stink is a useful chore, The smell will soon be like wearing walker guts and gore, Not my fault until I reach that point my natural cologne will be sour. 4 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 8, 2015 Share March 8, 2015 I walked out the door in a button down, Saw Daryl and his stupid frown, Can't he tell I'm putting on an act? Is he too dumb to pick up that fact? And still waiting for him to take me to Pound Town. 4 Link to comment
Watcher0363 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Smell that smell, makes you cow.It's my diaper, it will raise a brow.My self esteem is lost, wow!Cause people smell better now.Hold me Daryl, you smell like a sow.My self esteem is found, taking a bow. 3 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 You kissed me on the cheek as I handed you your baby, Did you forget I just introduced you to my husband, maybe? Looking into your eyes I do see some crazy, A shroud on your mind makes it hazy? I know I probably come across as a loose and easy to take, But you'll have to work pretty hard if its this pussy you wish to break. (last stanza done in dedication to Lana Kane. thanks Lana!) 1 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Carol, smiling, says: "You can die screaming in pain or have some cookies." Daryl in bike shop: "Hopefully, this ends better than on 'Diff'rent Strokes.'" Buttons was a horse And a horse is a main course to a corpse, of course. Sasha shoots pictures Executes them for their crimes Last words? "We were framed!" 6 Link to comment
Nashville March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Sir Rick, on a hunt for a niche Met a Jessie whose looks could bewitch. She gave his hair trim And the looks she gave HIM Bode not well for the chrome on Rick's hitch. 5 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 My name is Pete, hello Rick. I'm a Dr, so come visit me to prevent getting sick, I see you looking at my wife, I know what drugs and procedures to 'accidentally' end your life, Despite appearances I'm not easy to trick, After all, I'm more than your average garden-variety Porch Dick. 2 Link to comment
Watcher0363 March 10, 2015 Share March 10, 2015 (edited) Blonde seeks feral male. Beautiful man with no shirt.Quick to style your hair. Stranger among them.I walk the precious line now.Blonde predators kiss. Edited March 10, 2015 by Watcher0363 2 Link to comment
AngelaHunter March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 Bode not well for the chrome on Rick's hitch. <insert guffaws> 3 Link to comment
Nashville March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 <insert guffaws> oh thank god somebody got that. 2 Link to comment
Watcher0363 March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 oh thank god somebody got that. Oh I got it, but decided to leave it alone. However since the ice has been broken. Whenever I read or hear that phrasing. I always think of Willie Nelson's character in the Electric Horseman Wendall: I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back. 4 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 If wanted to do some crossover action, AB was a maid on 1st season of AHS, and add in a forever classic line from Spaceballs - slightly changed - and voila! "Darth Ricktator, its (Formerly)RedhairedMaid; she's gone from suck, to blow!" 1 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 Olivia wishes that someday her phone would ring. Is Shane single now? 3 Link to comment
Mu Shu March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 Father pee pee pants He is just kicking rocks now Anyone need Jesus? 4 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 Buttons keeps running Sadly, there is no escape Astride him, Beth sings 5 Link to comment
Nashville March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 Sasha says, "It's fake". Deanna says, "That's bullshit." Sasha, meet Buttons...? 5 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 (edited) You mercy-killed a horse, But why no leg for prosciutto? No more do you get a gun! Edited March 11, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 3 Link to comment
Mu Shu March 12, 2015 Share March 12, 2015 Olivia lies Prosciutto is not her bag She eats bologna 5 Link to comment
kikismom March 12, 2015 Author Share March 12, 2015 (edited) Do not sneak to ask For whom these pistols I bring Toll House cookies? Or pee? Edited March 12, 2015 by kikismom 4 Link to comment
Mu Shu March 12, 2015 Share March 12, 2015 Aidan you douchebag Tara has a bum ankle Glenn hates your dumb ass 6 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 It was a solemn statue. Never hooting anybody. RIP Metal Owl. 4 Link to comment
Watcher0363 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 Boom goes the grenade.Stupid damn Roach On The Crawl.Noah is no more. Tara Needs a lift. Mullet man to the rescue. A bad ass is born? 4 Link to comment
AngelaHunter March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 Around Jessie's house Officer Friendly patrols wanna see my gun? 5 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 (edited) Walker numbers rise Crane woman falls Sergeant Neon Orange rampages. Edited March 19, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 3 Link to comment
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