LOL Bravo Mafia: Gif-tastic!

[FormerMod-a1]

I want to DL someone

[Meredith Quill]

7 minutes ago, aquarian1 said:

I want to DL someone

1 (SilverStormm) to DL CuriousParker -2753 to catch her unawares muhahahaha!

Edited January 16, 2020 by SilverStormm
Added genie gif bc why not

[FormerMod-a1]

2 (SilverStormm, aquarian1) to DL CuriousParker -2752 to fall into the abyss - hahahahahah

[Drogo]

I'm usually against pre-D1 DLs but for the sake of getting information... 

3 (SilverStormm, aquarian1, Drogo) to DL CuriousParker -2755 to keep things moist

[JTMacc99]

4 (SilverStormm, aquarian1, Drogo, JTMacc99) to DL CuriousParker -2750 to keep things... I can't say it. That's just mean.

 

[Machiabelly]

Testing to try and figure stuff out

[Hanged Man]

Do yall know what the Uncanny Valley is? This lady(?) hits the deepest part of that valley for me.

 

[Drogo]

Just now, Hanged Man said:

Do yall know what the Uncanny Valley is? This lady(?) hits the deepest part of that valley for me.

 

Is it because her hair seems to be eating her face from the top down? 

[Hanged Man]

10 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Is it because her hair seems to be eating her face from the top down? 

There are layers as to what's wrong with her.

Layers

[meet trouble]

19 hours ago, Hanged Man said:

There are layers as to what's wrong with her.

Layers

Uncanny.

Hey, let's DL her!

[BizBuzz]

5 (SilverStormm, aquarian1, Drogo, JTMacc99, BizBuzz) to DL CuriousParker -2745 to get this party started ... 

[FormerMod-a1]

[JTMacc99]

49 minutes ago, aquarian1 said:

 

[Drogo]

52 minutes ago, aquarian1 said:

[JTMacc99]

I tried, but I couldn't seem to find a good moist GIF from the extensive Bravo TV collection.  I did find this however...

22 hours ago, Hanged Man said:

There are layers as to what's wrong with her.

Layers

 

[Drogo]

On 1/14/2020 at 11:15 AM, Lisin said:

I promise. I'll make it nice.

@Lisin

[Hanged Man]

The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot. The night was wet and hot, hot and wet, wet and hot; that’s humid. The night was humid. The night was moist

[Hanged Man]

Throw Mama from the Train too retro?

[meet trouble]

I will never understand just WTF is wrong with the word "moist." It's a perfectly good word! Sure it gets overused in cheesy romance novels, but when applied to my flourless chocolate cake, it is PERFECT!

[formerlyfreedom]

On 1/14/2020 at 10:15 AM, Lisin said:

Also there will be plenty of drinks. 

 

[The Crazed Spruce]

Did someone say "drinks"?

[Meredith Quill]

11 hours ago, Hanged Man said:

Throw Mama from the Train too retro?

Criss cross!

[Drogo]

20 hours ago, Hanged Man said:

The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot. The night was wet and hot, hot and wet, wet and hot; that’s humid. The night was humid. The night was moist

I feel like there's a clue in this story. And the clue is MOIST. 

But who could that be pointing to???

[Lisin]

Ok I’m gonna say sign ups close on Sunday morning (so in like 20 hours) and then I’ll start sending PMs! Day will start Monday

[Lisin]

PMs have all gone out! The first Day story will be posted sometime Monday! Chime in here that you’ve received your PM! 

[JTMacc99]

Got mine!

[FormerMod-a1]

Got it!

[Guest]

Got it!

[formerlyfreedom]

Got mine!

[Drogo]

Got my PM! 

[Meredith Quill]

Got mine.

[Deadpool]

not got mine??

[Meredith Quill]

5 minutes ago, Deadpool said:

not got mine??

[BizBuzz]

Got it!

[JTMacc99]

Is it too early to say that I'm a hero? 

I was hoping to see a PM that said Padma Lakshimi - Serial Killer, so I could spend the whole game muttering under my breath, "Oh, you're going to pack your knives and go fucker", but no such luck.  

[Drogo]

Just now, JTMacc99 said:

I was hoping to see a PM that said Padma Lakshimi - Serial Killer, so I could spend the whole game muttering under my breath, "Oh, you're going to pack your knives and go fucker", but no such luck.  

She wouldn't harm a fly. 

[JTMacc99]

20 minutes ago, Drogo said:

She wouldn't harm a fly. 

(This GIF is actually tagged with "Bitch, Please")

[Machiabelly]

3 hours ago, Drogo said:

She wouldn't harm a fly. 

The last line of Psycho, and we know how that went.

 

Oh, and got mine.

[Lisin]

4 hours ago, Deadpool said:

not got mine??

I just re-sent it! Don’t know what happened! 
 

Story will be up shortly!

[BizBuzz]

Nevermind...

Edited January 20, 2020 by BizBuzz
Will someone please try to help me figure out how to post a gif from my phone?

[Lisin]

Day 1:

Bravocon was about to begin. 
 

Andy Cohen was proud of his empire and was looking forward to finally allowing some civilians into the “inner circle” to mingle with the Bravolebs. 

 

The Housewives were all nervous. Those Vanderpump Kids were becoming more and more popular and they couldn’t allow them to dethrone the original Queens of Bravo. 

 

 

The Vanderpump Kids were excited. They knew they were the fun ones. The up and comers. The True Court Jesters of Andy’s Kingdom. 

And though they would never say it to her they were all secretly relieved that the weekend didn’t fall near Stassi’s birthday.

The Top Chef crew was mildly embarrassed to be there. They were for sure above all of these disgustings but it couldn’t be helped. They knew which side their bread was buttered on and they all had to kiss the ring to keep their spot. 

The Captains were there too. They knew they didn’t need to be. They had legitimate lucrative careers. They were literal captains of their industry but they also knew that those dumb dumbs who worked for them were expendable and every one of them was at risk of getting offed and then they’d have to actually work and the Captains cared enough about those idiots to at least show up to keep Andy happy. 

Everything was set and Andy was loving all the attention and accolades he was going to receive once the normals showed up. He surveyed his kingdom and was proud of all he had accomplished.

Players still employed by Bravo:

1. Drogo 
2. aquarian1 
3. JTMacc99 
4. SilverStormm 
5. saoirse 
6. The Crazed Spruce 
7. Deadpool 
8. Deaja 
9. meet trouble 
10. BizBuzz 
11. Machiabelly 
12. Lady Calypso 
13. ohjoy 
14. MarkHB

Players looking to make their money on the Gram:

1. CuriousParker - James Lipton - A true Hero and the most dignified of all the personalities ever on Bravo. He was never a disgrace and therefore could not keep up with the disgustings who inhabited the once proud network. 

2. SVNBob - Brooks Ayers - the most villainous of all Bravolebs or adjacent personalities he faked cancer. On television. And got busted. And has never stopped lying about it. Also he called himself “Girth Brooks” in the bedroom which you all now know and we all need brain bleach to recover from. A true disgusting. 

 

8 votes to are needed to DL

Day will end in 48 hours!

There is a Twilight but no wills in this game!

[Lisin]

Oh and there is one clue in this story!

[Meredith Quill]

Guys....as a hero I want to point out an important fact before things get crazy. This is LOL mafia and:

We should all be very afraid! (or excited)...or both!

ETA: 1st!

Edited January 20, 2020 by SilverStormm
Got here first na na na na na, pokes tongue to the V's

[FormerMod-a1]

2nd?

^ and that's what I get when I gif search "Cash Cab".  Talk about LOL.

[BizBuzz]

For CuriousParker and SVNBob (I got nothing yet on the story)

[Drogo]

What's the first rule of LOL Mafia?

[Meredith Quill]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

What's the first rule of LOL Mafia?

Ahem

38 minutes ago, SilverStormm said:

 

[Drogo]

Isn't the first rule of LOL Mafia that we don't talk about LOL Mafia? 

Oh no sorry that's another thing I'm doing

[Meredith Quill]

53 minutes ago, Lisin said:

True Court Jesters

This capitalisation caught my eye. Putting in here because someone else may find some relevance in it somehow?

All I can think of is:

Classic!

/off to see if it fits to any of the chucklers

[Drogo]

Angela Lansbury! So hot.