Tippi Blevins

Dean having a "kinship" with Crowley? Because as much as I once loved Crowley, he's such a lame wiener now. No self-respecting demon would want to be friends with him. Oh, wait. "Self-respecting." Never mind.

I just want to see a vombie scoot its butt across the floor like when a dog has worms.

I liked that the worm-vamp-zombies seemed to be aware they weren't on premium cable, and refrained from showing full-on taint as they bent over to eat that guy. Did Stoneheart's entire plan hinge on Sean Astin popping up at an opportune moment? Like, if he hadn't shown up to see getaway thug's business card at just the right time, would the whole plan have gone down the crapper?

I thought it looked like they were trying to evaporate some clean water out of seawater. There was some kind of shallow... kiddie pool... thingie with a tarp over it, on the deck, with a hose dripping into a bucket. It was when that bucket tumped over that Eric Dane realized the wind was blowing again. (I still don't know any of these people's names aside from Dr. Scott.) Even still, that would be a piddling effort at best. They could have been giving each other Bear Grylls-style ocean enemas, or something.

Maybe she was still hypnotized when her doctor was telling her she was pregnant. Because she only seemed very mildly confused by the prospect. I would have been screaming and/or running through walls in a panic like the Kool-Aid man. Also, wouldn't she have been whisked away to an exam the second she set foot back on earth? The Japanese guy just smoothly transitioned from a seemingly similar role on Helix.

He seemed pretty affectionate towards it. Maybe it belonged to someone he lost to the "disease" before. It reminded me of those pictures they show in the veterinarian's office, a dog's heart riddled with stringy heart worms.

Oh man. Were most of these people infected by a bad acting virus?

Ha! I do wonder about that, because you see the ladies on this show wearing a lot of tight jeans in the sweltering Georgia summer. Plus, those little suckers can be used to stop nosebleeds, to pack wounds, and clean firearms. Your rifle will be daisy-fresh and ready to kill!

I'm holing up at the Tampax factory until the zombies and menopause are well over.

Dean: "Hey, I should go find me one of those rogue reapers and get Benny out of Purgatory!" Because 1. I loved their friendship and 2. I'd like to see Benny's reaction to Dean being an actual monster.

He removes half of the eight layers of clothing he usually wears.

In space, no one can hear you get knocked up. This looks kind of terrible from the promos, so naturally I want to see it.

I'm just really sad for all that dead coral now.

There were a lot of painfully dumb things in this episode, but the one that made me roll my eyes all the way backwards was Julia telling Barbie, "I feel like I'm losing you!" Now, I know being in stressful situations can accelerate relationships, but no. Unless the dome is making her especially cray so that she can dump Barbie and hook up with Sam, that was a stupid, stupid thing to happen. It's only been two weeks and they haven't even been "dating" that whole time! It also seemed weird that they wouldn't show Angie's face after she died. Did they not want to pay the actress for the episode? It makes the character's death seem unimportant. I forget just how much Julia and Barbie know about Big Jim's evil deeds, because they seem pretty friendly with him, relatively speaking.

I keep thinking the main guy's name is David, so I get confused when someone calls him Alex. Then I remember he played a similar character named David, in NBC's Kings a few years ago. Maybe just something about the guy screams "reluctant hero, light on personality" to casting directors.

New recurring character named Rowena who wants her "power base" back. Whatever power base she had before must have been off screen. More details: http://tvline.com/2014/07/01/bones-season-10-james-aubrey-fbi-agent-cast-ask-ausiello/

I want four RoboCops and a Dean Winchester.

Everyone's running around the Italian ship grabbing food and I'm yelling, "Grab tampons and TP!" Also, every time someone says "Doctor Scott!" I think of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I've been rewatching the episodes lately, from the start, and loving the hell out of them. The first time I watched the show, I felt like it filled an X-Files-shaped hole in my TV viewing life, and didn't really care whether it hung together on its own. I didn't even particularly care if it turned out to be good or bad, as long as it was sort of science-y and soaked in conspiracy, and doled out gross monsters. Both Olivia and Peter annoyed the hell out of me in the first season, for reasons I no longer really remember. But: gross monsters! A cold virus the size of a hoagie! I stuck with it, and ended up liking the show and the characters on their own merits. Plus, I got to recap it for TWoP a few times. Woohoo! But this time, I love everything from the start. That part where Walter can't remember where his safe deposit box is, and Peter finesses the info out of him, and they're both so very pleased with his method? I just watched that bit and clapped and made ridiculous "AWW!" sounds.

Quick, everybody so something fabulous!

Plus it probably makes your poop black from all the iron. So it's got that going against it, too. On another matter... I wondered why, if so many angels hated humans, why didn't they just go hang out on Mars or something? It's not like they need air.

I remember thinking that drinking demon blood to contain Lucifer was kind of weird. Did Adam have to do that to contain Michael? Would Dean have had to do it? Lucifer and Michael were supposed to be about equivalent in power, yes?

I hated that. Everything with their parents being put together in order to produce them, and "it's your destiny!" and blah blah. Except then it turned out not to be Dean's destiny at all because of Adam subbing at the end, so... what? It all just seemed like a shoehorned mess. I wish the angels had just said, "You know what, we want it to be Sam and Dean because they are the hottest. There."

Chuck as God doesn't make sense to me, either. If we only saw him when the Winchesters saw him, that'd be one thing. But we saw him when he was alone, having apparently painful visions when he didn't have to put on a show for anyone. Of course, just because it doesn't make sense to me doesn't mean I don't believe the show would insist that he is and always has been God. Show does a lot of crazy things that don't make sense to me. On other topics: I miss shots like this long, slow camera pan up his bod.

That would have been awesome if they'd introduced themselves and Chuck went, "You can't be Sam and Dean; you're not shirtless!"