Tippi Blevins

I can buy a guy coming back to life all the time and living forever because I'm geared for that. I'm fantasy/sci-fi compatible. Plus, seeing Ioan Gruffudd run around in only a pizza box is quite enjoyable. But it's really bothering me that his clothes disappear. Do they poof away to a laundry hamper somewhere? Are his beautiful cashmere scarves gone forever? What about any money or credit cards or keys that he might have on him? Does he have a pile of photo IDs back home or does he have to reapply for a new one every time he dies and it poofs away with his clothes? Or maybe he keeps that stuff clenched tightly between his butt cheeks at all times, and they make the journey with him to the nearest body of water? These kinds of questions gnaw at me. They really do.

Eichorst's makeup and prosthetics looked so natural in 1967. I was expecting him to go around looking like a noseless batface until closer to the modern day. Poor Abe's "old man" makeup looked pretty terrible, though. I think his fake mustache and Eph's wig are related. When I heard the glass breaking and Nora's mom screaming, I thought that she'd made the acquaintance of Miriam's heart.

Ohhh right. Thanks for the reminder. On a somewhat related matter. Now that they know it's a sphere that goes all the way 'round, shouldn't they call it Inside the Sphere instead of Under the Dome?

This may be something that I've forgotten rather than something the show has forgotten, but whatever happened to the mini dome?

What kind of emotion was Barbie trying to convey at the end? Was he so shocked to see his dead/disappeared sister that he couldn't muster up a facial expression?

I just can't believe TPTB sat around looking at the Master and thought, "Yep, that's what we're going for! That's perfect!"

I think he also spends quite a lot of time doing crunches. I'm glad he was able to manifest a head for those talking scenes, although I'm simultaneously disappointed he and Katrina didn't have to communicate with written signs and/or Pictionary. I like Jeremy's remote-soul-controlled suit of armor and flaming sword. He gets all the fun of badass fighting, without having to wear that cumbersome, sweaty thing.

It does seem the obvious route. I mean, I'm glad they didn't. I'm sure Sherry Stringfield is glad they didn't. But still.

What was Katie's alien baby eating in order to grow to full, adult size? And why was it a clone of its mother, while Molly's offspring wasn't? I'm assuming that what we saw of Katie's alien baby was a true representation of its physical form (and not a hallucination) because we saw her in the tablet they showed to Sparks. She showed up on camera.

I think it was just a random bull terrier. I hope his actual dog got out of the dome days ago, when the cliff still opened up into Zenith.

If this show is back next summer, I'm really gonna need someone to do away with Big Jim in a really horrible and fitting way.

Man, Pauline outdid herself with that last painting. She died as she lived: terrible at art.

I hope they find out the whole thing has been an alien child's Shrinky Dinks experiment.

When they were walking through that first tunnel and found all the shoes and purses and wallets, I was hoping there would also be a bunch of shed genitals. Like they'd be ankle-deep in a bunch of sloughed-off wangs. Ah, if only this were premium cable. The kid doesn't bug me too much, I think because I'm too busy being annoyed by most of the adults on the show. The Master's face is like if Janice the Muppet became a vampire.

Damn. Baby zombies are smarter, stealthier and faster than adult zombies. Take note. Did that baby even have teeth? Did he just gum his way through that dude's clothes?

Why is it when people get stabbed on TV, it's so quiet? Nobody ever goes, "Ow holy shit!" or even just winces. They just silently burp up some blood, possibly into somebody else's mouth if they're on this show.

They should have at least been like, "How the hell did that happen? The dome's only pushed up about two feet of dirt!" Was he driving a Hot Wheels? Jim was so proud that he'd saved Lyle. "I did it for you!" he tells Pauline. Uh, you should want to save people just because it's the right thing to do, generally speaking. And why did they even bother with lima beans? Couldn't they just have hollered for someone with Type O-neg blood?

I sort of chuckled when Kelly fled her classroom without so much as a "bye, kids, I hope you don't die!" to her students. Are land lines affected by whatever Dutch did?

Big Jim had time to brush his teeth and stab Lyle, when he should have been shouting for someone to save his crappy painting wife.

I was thinking the same thing, specifically of the episode(s) about Mr. Burns trying to block out the sun to bring about eternal night and Smithers was all, "The owls will deafen us with incessant hooting!" Just replace "owls" with "vampires" and "hooting" with "tentacle barfing." The infected seem to be transitioning much more quickly now. Lawyer lady, pilot and rock star took days, didn't they? Now it's just hours. Was Eph driving Matt's Prius? The license plate said SRS GUY. Matt deserved to die for that alone.

They were carrying on like it was 2 degrees above absolute zero, and yet clothed as if it were a balmy 70. I can understand Julie and Pauline didn't want to mess up their perfect curls with a hat, but what was Big Jim's excuse? I hope the dome contracts until it forms a perfect snow globe. Of fire.

I could have gone the rest of the series without seeing the Master's dorky face. His face was the Eph's wig of faces. I don't understand why giving someone worms would be so... ecstasy-inducing. Speaking of slipping someone the worm: I can understand that life-and-death situations make you horny. I understand that being horny makes you throw caution to the wind and decide to bone. I can even kind of understand taking off most of your clothes in the middle of a vampire apocalypse to bone. But I cannot understand cuddling up for a snooze afterwards! At least get up and put your clothes back on first!

I winced every time Fet bashed someone with his rebar, though. There was so much goo splorting out! What if some worm goo were to land on him?

Holy crap. Sherry Stringfield's acting is almost as bad as Pauline's painting! I mean, nobody is going to get an Emmy for their work on this thing, but dayum. At first, I thought Pauline was supposed to be faking that headache/vision, for some reason. But no, she's just terrible! Throwing the egg off the cliff seems like a terrible plan, even by Dome standards. Shouldn't Jim want to hold onto it while he and his family jump? The egg is the only bargaining chip he has.

When Pauline was drawing that spiral in the gooey brown mud, I hoped it was a portent of a big pile of poop. Which, I guess, it kind of was.