Lantern7

Saw this episode twice. Got too distracted playing with my iPad both times. Once again, way too many people to track and hate. @Soobs . . . is Mike's succubus his nasty-ass chest tattoo? That would be a mystery solved.

In case you need to know, Cartoon Network will be running "Preboot" and "Reboot" on Saturday.

How many more episodes do we have? I'm happy that Sam's show has been renewed, even as I worry about her and Jason.

Well, I'm depressed all over again. I'm thinking Mars isn't far enough away. Who's up for Jupiter? I know it's mostly gas, but how is that different from what we got? Maybe there will be a reset button, negating Garrison's win. It might be seen as lazy, but I wouldn't blame Matt and Trey for opting out. Two more episodes to go, right? I've been recording the season on DVR, but I might delete it instead of rewatching. It's not poor quality, but it's a case where real life is way more fucked up than shit in South Park.

Interesting episode, though the next one will probably be a lot more fun with the crossover. Any other people hating being well-versed in comics lore? Totally know who Vigilante is, so the drama is muted. At least Prometheus is unknown for now. Kovar punching . . . heh. "If he dies . . . he dies." Seriously, how do you not go there? Keep forgetting how jacked Diggle is. The sweat is probably gross, though.

Is that Photoshop? Is that really Michelle? Either way, funny as hell.

Can you beat somebody into submission with his own surfboard? Because I want that to happen to Taylor. It doesn't matter that he's gone. He'll be on the jury, and Probst will grind on him at the Reunion. If I'm Adam, I'm burning the rewards thing. That is far more trouble than it's worth. I'd take any loss in his position. Poor guy looked panicked at Tribal.

Tell him that he has to keep going in order to outlive Agent Orange. Your father sounds like he would beat the shit out of that thing, but that thing is all shit. Still ready for the worst. Anybody here into The Challenge? I can totally see "Johnny Bananas" getting a government job because he's won six times and he put the screws to his partner.

Bush believed in a higher power, even as he resembled a chimpanzee aided by a real-life Legion of Doom. The other guy inspires much less confidence. We're probably going to have an incident near the level of 9/11 within the first year. Bright side: Sam Bee's show has been renewed. I'm still thinking she and husband Jason Jones would be bound, gagged, and catapulted back to Canada.

Still waiting on the new identity of the Staten Island team. It's not going to be that grisly, but there will be a backlash. And I hope they keep Scooter the Holy Cow.

I don't think you can really put that mustache on him, because I feel he is incapable of growing facial hair. Maybe he's naturally hairless. And yes, while the Founding Fathers were full of shit on lots of things in retrospect, they put freedom of speech first. The second amendment was placed second in case England decided to start another hassle.

For anybody that needs further relief, tonight's episode of @Midnight was an escape by way of cute animals. I don't watch CNN. How is Anderson doing? Not like Kathy Griffin has to drop by and sedate him, right?

I half-expected those stories to have the sub-headline, "GELMAN TO CONTINUE PLAYING OFF-PUTTING BEARDED JACKASSES."

Cruz on the court? I figured that if he'd get a position in the new administration, it would be licking his taint clean when Chris Christie needed rest. Seriously, have the Supreme Court ever had a complete and total weasel in its ranks? Look up "little shit" in the dictionary, and his photo takes up the whole page. ETA: I found this to be funny prior to my soul getting wounded last week. Maybe I'll find it hilarious one day, but I see it like Bruce Wayne sees The Mark Of Zorro.

Thanks to Time-Warner for putting the episode On Demand after the local CW station ran ESPN. It felt more "natural" than seeing it online. Any chance Kara would recognize James through the narrow slit in his mask? Great that he's being productive and not dealing with people like Snapper, but it seems so obvious. If Kara busts him in the end of the season without much proof other than the eyes, I would be shocked. I keep wondering if sexual identity is a "thing" on Krypton. I don't think it would be, but Kara would still be the most supportive adopted sister in the history of adopted sisters. I think Mon would have been a better character to have on Smallville, because characters were more morally ambiguous there. Still waiting for the "Hello, Megan!" moment. While I'm thinking about it . . . are Martians naked all the time? Or would they be able to manipulate fabrics at will?

Arkham might be the safest place to live. Y'know, because this is Gotham. Maybe the writers thought Isabella-avenging-Kristen was too obvious, and they wanted us to expect that? Still lame. I mean, fun to see two damaged men play off each other, but yeah . . . it's a bit gross. Ivy-as-criminal only does so much to offset the "chick Big" plot, which is also gross. Luckily, Selina is there to put her down. On the downside, Bruce seems okay with her skipping puberty altogether. How close will Barnes and Jervis be at Arkham? That's gonna be fun. "Hello, dear sister!" "GUILTY! GUILTY!! GUILTY!!!"

"LISTEN ALL Y'ALL, IT'S SAVITAR!!!!!" It would be nice if we'd get a good guy speedster who isn't a putz or a murderer. Why can't we have Max Mercury? Savitar was good in Mark Waid's "Dead Heat" storyline, but I don't know if he could be a memorable show villain. I'm guessing James Robinson's Shade hangs out in Earth-2. This one . . . meh. Less of an impact than the Shade from Justice League.

Isn't Andrew on shaky ground for reelection in 2018? And I saw a post on Facebook suggesting Jon Stewart run in 2020, seeing how he has the same political experience as YKW. In my head, Jon would be Luke Skywalker, who would go hermit on us for years. Saw an ad for orange Tic-Tacs. Too soon, guys.

Honest Trailer is up:

We need George Carlin. Even the ultra-cranky old guy he morphed into before he left us. "Live and let live. That's my motto, live and let live. Anybody disagrees, take him out back and shoot the motherfucker." And his plan to balance the budget by emptying out four states and fencing the dangerous people in? Genius. You-Know-Who could've been president over that shit.

I'm at the library. Saw a car with two bumper stickers supporting him. If only I could go Carrie Underwood upon it. And yeah, I'm willing to start collecting eggs in the Electoral College Revolt Basket. The "winner" has the potential of being a Russian stooge. He doesn't believe in anything higher than himself, and he probably doesn't believe in America. And, once again, while a reversal might trigger a civil war with no set borders, it would be the funniest event in American history. We'd have to call up Derek Waters to do an entire episode of Drunk History about it the week after it happens. Thinking about it . . . before last week, I was thinking that Hillary would win, and all of the opposition supporters (just the ones that endorsed him at rallies) would have to wear a red "T" on their person for at least two years. I don't think I'm much better than the other side.

As somebody who watched Red Dwarf, I assumed the "J" stood for "Judas." Turns out it's "John." I'll stick with my assumption.

At least Rudy wouldn't get involved in a sex scandal. Thanks to 9/11, he cannot get sprung unless a large building implodes. When an erection of at least fifty stories goes down, only then does his pop up. ETA: I don't even think Adele can help for Thanksgiving. And she solves everything.

Still watching Pokemon XYZ. And now Epic Rap Battles has brought Ash to the screen. While Ash's franchise is an affront to Charles Darwin, I would've pitted Ash and Pikachu against Finn and Jake from Adventure Time.

Saw it. I don't think animation really works for reconstructing all episodes of a story. There were a lot of awkward pauses. And I nodded off through a few minutes. It's still a good introduction to Patrick Troughton as the Doctor, and you get the Daleks acting servile . . . "acting" being the key word. It's as funny as "Would you like some tea?"