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Yes, I know, weird man makes things weird. But why aren't the Zebras of La Paz not up on the LWT YouTube page? That's a bigger mystery than why the episode has an extended runtime. John was friggin' overjoyed. All we get is the greenscreen stuff.

So basically: "She'll fuck you up, but she'd never fuck you over." Sounds about right.

I'd want it to happen just so Lena can tell her mother. Or brother. "You're going out with Superman's Pal. Great. Stab me in the neck, why don't you?" J'onn is a cooler boss than I could ever be. I'd fire lead bullets at Mon and shove Winn off the roof. Stupid guys. Stupid, stupid guys. ETA: Has Kara worn eyeshadow before? I did not notice such a thing until the final scene.

So . . . who's sadder? Mon or Winn? Mon is basically a more handsome George Constanza, running over people to escape a fire. Y'know, only if it was planet-wide and a clown didn't put it out. No chance his bedmate came back like Sara Lance, right? Meanwhile, Winn got played by his hot girlfriend. I don't think anybody at the DEO took bets on how long they'd last because it was so inevitable. Actually, James might be sadder than both of those bozos. "Your girl framed you for theft of a Van Gogh? Okay, first of all, it rhymes with 'lock,' not 'low.' But yeah, you've been there for me in my idiot quest to be a man's man. I will gladly get thrown around like a rag doll by aliens while you puff out your chest and try to look like you're packing a spare testicle. What are friends for?" Cute that Winn wants to meet Cisco. He needs a rebound. And I'm still sold on the idea that Barry Allen is Kara's soulmate. Insane chemistry, and we know he digs blondes in glasses.

Joined a BMP group on Facebook. Dunno where else to report: apparently, Laurel and Nicole are currently a couple. Good for them. I'm guessing Nicole was "thirsty" after being dumped, and Cara Maria was unattainable. I'll still worry about her . . . I didn't apply the "Killbot" tag to Laurel for nothing, after all.

I don't know if I would pass. I'd explain why, but it's a little embarrassing. Also, I tend to focus on the negative. My original plan would be to go, "You're not having much luck, either?" without saying "You can be my participation trophy if I can be yours." At this point, I'm a dog in a (no kill) shelter; I'd be happy to go with somebody nice.

I've been to a few comic shows. Haven't gotten around to printing out references from JBA to use for artists during sketching. Right now, at minimum, I'm thinking Dio, Young Speedwagon and Joseph. It might be a while before I get to an anime-themed con. Without spoiling, will future editions of the anime feature female characters more prominently? So far, the only regulars have been Irina and Lisa Lisa. I don't think Suzie Q counts, even though she was in more than one episode.

Before I forget to ask . . . how many more episodes of "Battle Tendency" are there, and will Toonami run "Stardust Crusaders"? I'm trying not to get ahead, but I saw somebody set the opening credits of that series to "YMCA." There are also bits from Jonathan and Joseph in there. ETA: I hope nobody studied the credits I posted on the first page too closely. Jojo putting on Caesar's headband may as well have been replaced by "BEST BUDDY BITES IT NEAR THE END."

@theredhead77 No, that is what the prospective girlfriend wrote: that she hung out with her friend, and that this friend was going to help her.

Got a message from the lady at OKC. She spent St. Patrick's Day with a friend, and "she's going to help me find a man." That's not a good sign for me, is it? I mean, she didn't say anything about closing the door or a lack of spark, but the implication is there.

I believe they meant opening credits. No way can two lists be alike, and it's folly to try. Paranoia Agent does stick in your head, as does One-Punch Man. Now . . . Neon Genesis Evangelion not being there at all? Bit of a fail. I didn't see the short. I take it it's not worth Toonami screwing up the DVR scheduling?

Was kinda watching last night. The girl's vacuum reminded me of Ragnarok, Crona's sword from Soul Eater. I think it's the mouth. Also: damn, new players got taken out fast. And is it possible to snap a neck to a 90-degree angle? Damn. This world has/had Jesus? That's a bit random.

Saw it on DVR today. Made the mistake of laying on the couch. Wound up falling asleep from the lack of dialogue, so I rewatched. The guy playing David can put off the non-verbal cues of having an erection at the worst possible moment. I know, Lenny is basically Someone Else/Something Else, but damn, she was all over David. Also, she can dance. At this point, why not?!? If another character channels Christopher Walken in the video for Fatboy Slim's "Weapon Of Choice," I won't be that surprised. "I'll touch the bull- . . . no, that's too hot. No, I'll move David and Syd out of the w- . . . damn, they're too heavy to move. How does the Flash move people around in the blink of an eye? This is tough."

This week: Jack vs. the Daughters of Aku. It's a seven-on-one beating, even with Jack evading and killing one of them. Also: blood! Lots and lots of blood! We're playing on the Sega Genesis, not the SNES! You know what I was expecting last week? Aku having grown beyond Earth and leaving his acolytes in charge without telling them. They act on their own, Jack fights forever against a foe that no longer cares. But nope, Aku is still in charge, and he's in therapy with himself over not being able to kill Jack. That probably works better. The show can be deep, but it doesn't have to be deeper.

I'm thinking Alan Rickman is perfect to play Cain. Well . . . was perfect. I was thinking "Kids Stuff" as well. No Baby Etrigan? Awwwww.

Bad News: The episode title is misleading. Lisa Lisa (Lislis?) dispatches a vampire that kindasorta sounded like Dana Snyder (best known as Master Shake). And the duo get ready to face one hundred of the Pillar Men's minions. But now we got Jojo vs. Wammu, and Lisa Lisa vs. Kars. The former match will be an old-school Roman chariot duel to the death. Do not ask me if that was a thing centuries before the Roman Empire. Also . . . vampire horses. VAMPIRE HORSES. The guys had masks, they made vampires, and they made vampire horses. At this point . . . is there any breaking point for this show in general? Stone masks, enchanted jewels, flaming-hot abs, a Nazi that doesn't die, supporting characters that get halved horizontally and vertically . .. oh, and Speedwagon and Smokey are basically in the cornfield for this series. Also, Lisa Lisa turns out to be the baby Jonathan Joestar saved fifty years ago. No, Irina didn't save her. Jojo I did. He tossed the kid to his wife, and then died with Dio. It takes Jojo II too long to realize . . . holy shit . . . Lisa Lisa is fifty years old. Yes, Jojo, you wanted to "hit" that. Happy nightmares!

Saw "The Gang Gives Back" on DVR. I think it fits under the category of "The Gang Ruins Everything They Touch." When you have a full-contact basketball game between children, with the Gang coaching opposing teams and a drunken Charlie playing referee, there are no winners. Well, except for Chris. He got a bike because Frank wanted to throw the game. ETA: There's no denouement at the bar. Just a lot of hurt kids, bruised egos, and dudes smoking and gambling on the bench.

Forgot about that. Now I kinda want Brad to win, just to see if the people he wronged curbstomp him afterward. I mean, not like Russell, Jon or any of the show's other assholes robbed people, right? "Brad Culpepper . . . NFL veteran, two-time contestant, winner of Survivor: Game Changers, and currently getting beat like a drum. If he's conscious after the break, we'll talk about the 39 days where he was getting punched and kicked only metaphorically. By the looks of it, maybe we should just give the money to Cirie. Damn." ETA: Funny115 moves on from Culpepper to Cochran, the geeky gift that keeps on giving. ETA2: Moving on to Dan. Best line: "Mike STILL doesn't have sex. And he STILL knows how to fuck you."

Saw a bump while watching DBS. "The Definitive List Of All-Time Greatest Anime Themes." Macross Cowboy Bebop Gigantor Big O Trigun Blue Submarine No 6 Paranoia Agent One-Punch Man Elfen Lied Lupin the Third Any thoughts?

In their defense, the theme is catchy AF. I don't think that the franchise is "back." It's like when Batgirl got her Burnside remake, and DC was all, "SHE'S BACK!!!" And I was all, "Dude, I read every New52 issue of that. Gail Simone was writing it. What do you mean Barbara is back? She was back!" Question Because I'm Too Lazy To Look Up The Answer: What happened to Young Angel's wings? What, did "Evan" give him a makeover?

Waffles. WAFFLES. I bet you knew that, but I hate when I mistype something and not realize it until long afterward.

While clearing room on my DVR, I did not realize that I hadn't seen last week's episode. Not a good sign. I'm good with the Phantom Troupe, especially when the first members we see can pass as "normal." Now . . . Gon and Killua trying to make money? Not as impressed. Ditto with the scheming of the Fat Fuck Brother. And I'm cool with Kurapika's journey, as well as bonding with Melody. "You keep my secret, I'll keep yours. Deal?" "Yes. And when I get my original body back, I'm giving you the first shot." "How did you look back then?" "Meh. Better than a beaver with Danny Devito's hairline, I can tell you that much." Leorio? Still a dumbass. Hoping he doesn't get killed, but I doubt he'll contribute that much. All I know about him is that he's an aspiring doctor and wields a knife. And he's not on the same level as the other guys. Sign That I Might Be Too Otaku: I looked at Fortune Teller Girl's phone, and I immediately recognized Yusuke Yurameshi's spirit animal from Yuyu Hakusho. I know, same mangaka. Still sad, right? ETA: Looked and saw that I said the same damn thing about Leorio in January. Sorry about that.

I eat sugar-free preserves on pancakes and waggles. Peanut butter would put me in an E/R, and that's best case scenario. I'm going back into the city for more testing. I need work. I went nuts at a comic show last weekend, and I got the $115 parking ticket.

Cool. Any word about the celebrity edition? I know Stephen Amell was interested. Hate to think of him splashing, and Matt and Akbar shouting, "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS COURSE!!!"

I didn't notice the ring. I like the idea of "appearance exact opposite of John Oliver." I've seen her (can't remember her name) on @Midnight, when they had an international week because "Olympics" couldn't be used.