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In other news: fuck Game On! May it flop harder than Million Dollar Mile.

C’mon, give us some EoE. Give us hope or dread that someone currently there can win!

“Shit, why is this E/R full tonight?” “. . . fifty-fifty . . . uggggggghhhhh . . .” “Oh, a Survivor drinking game.” “Survivor is still a thing?”

Anyone else hoping 50/50 doesn’t get played now, just to see how many people go to the hospital from playing a drinking game?

Why is Julie Chen in the CBS All Access commercial? There’s not gonna be a Big Brother this summer.

Cute timing . . . on Funny115, Mario put up a new entry today about Dan Foley’s epic failures on the sliding puzzle.

“Michele! Only has one ‘L” in her name, and it stands for ‘loser’!”

“Ben, taking a moment to shake sand out of his beard!”

PUZZLE! 🙄🙄🙄

Dude. HARSH. I mean, better dig than me imagining Ben to be a product of a transporter malfunction involving Colby and Rupert, but still . . . 😜

I dunno. The guy can run. Unlike Forest Gump, it doesn’t have to be in a straight line. I imagine him imagining the hyenas from The Lion King.

There’s a painting setup? And at least one Bingo card?!? Damn. Oh, it’s a calendar. Still odd, though.

And Jeremy drops the title quote. Bonus: he knows how to use “penultimate.” 🤓👍

Cue the frogs. “Bud” “Weiss” “IMMUNITY!”

Reminder: TWO hours tonight! If it’ll make the end come sooner, I’m all for it.

Great from start to finish, right? Tom trying to become human through flesh-colored paint, Frank baking a male stripper into a cake, a peeved Dr. Forrester calling him "Duncan Hinder," the truck farming short, dumbass Jimmy the Essay Contest Winner With Drunk Parents, and a nice musical number. Good times. ETA: I watched Star Crash today, and I only got two more movies left. Since the libraries aren't opening, I started wondering if I should get the full DVD set (I only borrowed the first four discs in the collection) and maybe Season 12. My best bet would be Amazon . . . but given that their workers aren't the top priority, and a lot of the ruckus came from the warehouse in my borough, I probably shouldn't. I mean, I got gift credit, but I'd feel guilty. Kinga would frown on me, and she's made Jonah reenact his own abduction at the start of every episode. Pearl and Clayton weren't that evil.

Funny115: “DAN! IS! WRONG!” And if piling onto a pantload like Dan Foley is wrong, then who would want to be right?

Why do I have a sinking feeling that if it wasn't for COVID-19 and we'd get the full slate of episodes, this season would still be considered a miss? Seriously, is Eva the Big Bad? Were the last 4-5 episodes going to have her turn up the heat on Team Flash? As it stands, we get Godspeed . . . and I had to remember that a bunch of him were caught in the season's first episode. We had to be reminded that Piper exists, and that Barry can still retroactively fuck with people's lives without trying even if he isn't doing it by himself. And we get pep talks piled upon pep talks, and Cisco setting off to . . . Atlantis. Atlantis. Uh huh. I don't know . . . it just feels like you'd need a bigger budget for Cisco to go under the sea, and that had been stretched thin by the Grodd episode. "Dib-ploma." Ralph actually printed that up for Frost. Actually, that is adorable. Of course, her story will no doubt be Corona-corralled as well as the others.

I'm late to responding. There are levels of cool that we can always aspire to, and yet never reach. Guillermo jumping backwards through a broken window, flipping both birds at marauding vampires as he takes his leave of them? Bad. Ass. Thinking about it, the entire episode could have been dedicated to the main vampires sweating over a chain letter. As much as the action stuff is on point, that is a mundane plot that could have worked for all 22 minutes because those three are that clueless about . . . well, everything. Bonus: we get Colin jerking them around. If they couldn't get "Super Bowl," why explain the validity of Bloody Mary?

I hate Gary. I mean, I don't outright "hate him" hate him, but we've been seeing him for three seasons now, and you'd think he'd grow common sense. And no one with common sense would adopt a cute Jack Russell from Hell. Okay, Gary Jr. was a cutie, and we needed a bad guy this episode, and maybe it was okay to insinuate David Berkowitz wasn't that mentally disturbed and the dog pushed him into becoming "Son of Sam." But it felt a little forced that Gary would be that dumb. He was probably kidding about getting Gary Jr. 2 from a carny. Either way, I hope Ava beat the snot of two-legged Gary for a solid hour, while Sara gave advice on laying down the hurt based on the sounds of Gary getting whupped. I'm guessing getting blasted by a Fate gave Sara "Dead Zone" powers. Why not? And we get standard trope bickering between Astra and Zardashian (hey, A-to-Z!) over which loved one gets brought back. Mistrust follows, followed by sniping and the resolution that a demon dog controlled the team one-by-one. It's fun stuff, but it felt formulaic. Does that makes sense? Meanwhile, Mick tries the dad thing with Lita. Cuteness follows, and Nate subs for Ray in the Dorky Professor role. Except for Lita trying to defy tropes, that was fun. How many more episodes are there? Will the season be cut short like The Flash?

Once again, my post is merely speculatory, based on logic and intelligence. Unfortunately, Teege might flip the table once of twice, throwing in twists that wreck the games of a lot of players. Remember, Teege is the dirtiest player in the game. Onto less vague preview stuff: here's Jenna checking in with her friend Nicole regarding Zach. I couldn't find the clip on YouTube. The Challenge channel did have Jenna and Zach's fight from Rivals III. Should we be impressed when someone ruins the show from thousands of miles away?

Saw this on Facebook: guy has been running his hedgehog through courses inspired by ANW. I think he’s done five videos so far. This is #4, which had popped up on my feed.

I can think of at least one counterpart. Besides, I don’t think Mary would remain happy to patch up Kate. I mean, if the closest counterpart to you in the near-infinite worlds of Batman is Thomas Lennon, wouldn’t you want more than that? I kid. I’m just saying Mary is a plucky one, and she looks capable of maneuvering in impractical boots.

ESPN ranks each and every World Series. Where does your favorite place? 🤔⚾️

I'm surprised that John didn't go over COVID testing for the full 35 minutes. I guess he felt we needed five minutes of him riffing on cats liking him. Also, it gave him an oppurtunity to express his lust for Adam Driver. By the way, I knew at least one cat looked like him. Here's are the results from Google Images when I searched "Adam Driver, cat." Weird-looking man, weird-looking cats. Once again: I think we hear Jared's voice not because Quarantine makes getting him dubbed over by Gilbert Gottfried difficult. No, I believe it's because Jared is no longer worthy of Gilbert Gottfried's shrill voice. The guy is a fuckwit. "You know who my dad is," indeed. Yeah, that was jarring. It would be ironic if he wound up on the spit the day after society collapses. Food AND fancy jewelry! Even if you don't want to wear his watch, you can trade it for safe passage to Canada!