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Lantern7

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  1. “If a man makes a shady move, he’s a stud.” Cut to Rob dabbing, while Amber playfully smacks him in the head. Probst admitting personal faults. This might indeed be the end of Survivor.
  2. Probst, ignoring Sarah’s talk of gender bias, imagining himself in a sandwich with Ben and Tony as the bread slices.
  3. “Miss Nat.” Cue the eyeroll. Shaddup, Ben.
  4. Sadly, no one we want to get Ciried will be Ciried.
  5. I’m guessing that nobody immediately thinks Natalie was behind the deals, and that she might have an idol. Tony sayin’ “blow” a lot.
  6. Awwww, happy moment from Michele and Natalie!
  7. Hey, just like Turbo! And Natalie bought an idol. She’ll be in the game one more day.
  8. If Tony or Ben was on top, Probst would be screaming about the peeking from other contestants. Wasn’t Michele lapped? As always, Probst can eat a big dick.
  9. I just think of that “Sunny” episode where Frank went down a water slide without water. Blood streak the whole way down.
  10. “This challenge is brought to you by Red Stripe! It’s a puzzle! Hooray, puzzle!”
  11. In my mind, she did more to earn her way back than Chris did. Honestly, a Racer winning was fun. Having her win $2 million? Even more fun.
  12. If you mean TAR7, then I can’t say I agree. 😈😈😈 Sarah bringing up gender . . . she’s gonna get a leg broken while she sleeps.
  13. Obvious question: would Natalie winning be as “bad” as Chris? Be honest. #FuckGameOn Nah, they change the locks every other week, just to be safe.
  14. Would it help Amber if I told her she and Rob were better Racers than Survivors? They almost won the first time, and they won the first three legs before they wiped out.
  15. Chained up in the basement with Varner and “Feely Dan.” ETA: Just checked the schedule. This is officially a three-hour block.
  16. “Big weird family.” So Philip and the Hantzes are locked away in the attic?
  17. Geez, you can’t snark on Ethan. Helluva guy.
  18. Teary Rob sounds like a Muppet. Cut to Shii Ann at home: “Hey, I voted for you, Amber! It wasn’t against Rob!!”
  19. Poor Tyson. He would’ve been a Challenge veteran. At least he’s good with the show and his family. Oh, Amber . . .
  20. MIRACLE ON THE EDGE! Thanks, Natalie . . . but shit, man, don’t cut so close next time!
  21. “Natalie! Letting her family down! Letting Phil Keoghan down!”
  22. You think Probst isn’t loving Natalie’s struggle? She’s a woman AND from another show.
  23. Maneuvering two balls. The fix surely isn’t in. 😜 Oh, Natalie. Kill this season with a smile.
  24. Looks like only one person emerges from EoE.
  25. Jeez. Even when he’s just using the garage, Probst packs the hype high. ETA: “I’ve heard from so many people” = “I would have been on the street . . . but, y’know.”
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