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“Boys? If you wanna make out, just do it. Judgement-free zone, we can edit it out later.”

I would suck at this. The temptation that I’d lick an ear would be too great for me to ignore.

. . . and the whispering begins. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

“Here’s Rob in an iron lung. Never you mind how he got there.”

Ben is basically Cowboy Rupert, right? I mean, I don’t think his ego and pride are as big, but the beard and grisly voice make me think that.

If the coin comes back, I’m thinking thumbs up from Probst is heads, double birds for tails. I don’t think things have been rigged for Ben or Tony. But I get the frustration that they haven’t been hurt enough.

Geez, the coin flip might come into play? Man . . .

“Nick is always lost. It’s like Adam never left!” iPad loves making weird assumptions. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Anyone else thinking we might get a Ben Bomb tonight?

I get why Tony gets eyerolls, but he can hustle like hell. For the most part, his hyper goofiness works for me, at least this season.

“We got peanut butter! We got cookies! And I got a plate of cookies that didn’t touch the peanut butter, if you’re interested!” SPLASH

Seriously, no one is allergic to peanuts? I would have thought that would be an issue at some point.

“Thanks for the integrity.” “Well, the crew would have busted me. I ain't your favorite this time.”

You think the Dream Team would use the hiatus to try and merge endurance and puzzle aspects? 🙄🙄🙄

I’m okay with Ben. I mean, I don’t see him or anyone else being cast as a villain. Commercial for Game On! Given that it’s taking a slot TAR was supposed to have, I hope it tanks. HARD.

Who is shorter: Tony or Russell? One good thing about Tony: he wouldn’t mind getting lifted up. Holy shit, Ben carried Tony like a bride. WOW.

Ben, looking for the arrows pointing him to an idol. #JustKidding #OrAmI

Damn, Rob is hurt, physically and mentally. Oh, hey, the Loved Ones are back! Wait . . . what do you mean Amber has been on this season the entire time? 😜

Looks like Adam is getting pushed to the edge. 🤞 Alpha Male down!! Seriously hoping Rob is okay, though.

Edge of Extinction, still existing. And we got a variation of the wood retrieving. 🙄🙄🙄

Tonight’s episode title: “Friendly Fire.” This for any Garth Ennis fans reading this.

At this phase of the game, bat shit is to be expected. Normal, “insane” would be included. #BatsHateTony

That’s “Spy Shack.” Also, he likes the term “man-panties.”

Snake! Oooooh! 🤷‍♂️ . . . and the Tony hate begins.

Motherfuckers. Yeah, I know, so many things take priority over TAR in the bigger picture, but it could have been a respite from current events, no matter how small. My best guess: CBS feels that COVID would die down to the point where the next season of Survivor would be ready in early 2021, and TAR would plug that hole in Fall 2020. My stance on CBS: I don’t think the higher-ups hate TAR outright. They just love Survivor and Big Brother a lot more. If the preceding paragraph comes true, that would mean TAR is the prom date for CBS after Survivor couldn’t make it. At this point. I have to accept it, along with all the other things that have been altered in life. “It is what it is” sounds hollow, but that’s the best I got.