Toaster Strudel

She has an online store?

Yes! I never enjoyed any of her routines. The Mandy Moore disco for the whole group that opened a show to the tune of 'Stayin' Alive', now, THAT was real disco. What Sanchez does is trash and boring. Just a sequence of meaningless spinning lifts and nondescript fillers in between. She takes pride from the danger of her routines, not their artistry or meaning, and it really shows in the final product.

He would have come even if he knew. It just gave him an excuse to make it all her fault that he scammed her for a green card.

No. She has 4 kids, is twice his age, looks like a troll, and has no conversation.

I can't wait for the TLC video teaser.

To give Mo & Dinielle equal treatment, Mo is no better. Today he posted a video with this content: If you do not make enough money to support your family, you are not fine If you have collections calling you, you are not fine If you live with your wife like a roommate, you are not fine If you don't have sex with her for 5 or 6 months, you are not fine He's not taking the high road at all, he is continuing to poke her! Which is really rich since he never gave a damn about her. He's an asshat.

I actually like Jesse's personality a lot, I'd get along with him.

She probably added up the time it takes to get a marriage license and hire a band and a caterer.

And Jorge did all this by watching a lot of seedy porn. He's watching porn as a philanthropist only.

One that specializes in the criminally insane!

You can see Paul purposely grabbing, hitting, touching, molesting, shaking Karine's boobage repeatedly. He's a real perv. Who does that in public, in front of cameras, unless one is a frottage enthusiast and exhibitionist?

I have a theory about Antonio. This started as a genuine catfish. TLC contacted Antonio, and he decided to roll with it for the publicity. In reality he doesn't give a hoot about Cortney, he doesn't need to go online to get puss, he especially doesn't need puss from overseas, he's swamped with puss, he's super busy, and has no time for her. What he has time for though, is TLC cameras giving him free air time to pretend he was the one talking to Cortney online. I very much doubt that she amazed him with her conversational skills. The person that is the most surprised is not us... but the actual catfish seeing the model he was impersonating actually showing up to meet Gummy Dummy!

Two that I know of lasted several months.

Oh yes, I have something for you. Karine could have caught a sexually transmitted virus yet unknown to science that just recently jumped from monkey ticks to humans.

There is no fish that swims up a man's urethra. It's just a legend.

Mo, a job??? There's a first for everything...

He's back in Miami Beach. Someone let Danielle know in case she's worried!

Could this explain kicking a girlfriend outside naked in the middle of winter? Or bullying with threats of lawsuits, or always calling the police for every little thing he instigates and lie about what happened? I see more OCD and sociopathic behavior.

What signs are you picking up on?

He never, ever worked in construction. His brother is not in Canada legally, he cannot cross the US border. He didn't have to marry her and he could have left any time, including before getting the green card.

Don't miss the boob grab! If you want to see the whole album:

Is that supposed to be cute?

I agree: his thirst for revenge and humiliation is disturbing.

Possessive people on a budget? They're not just getting a spouse, they're getting an indentured spouse?