Baltimore Betty

Should I ask you every five minutes what happened February 27th 1989 or should I just make it up?

It was peasant grade blow. Most men when then put on a suit they look good, Chuck looked worse in a suit, how did he do that?

I feel good about things this year, for one, I am not on this show, (so good life decisions prevail), and two, I have done some mitzvahs this year I am proud of. I will put your name on the list, just tell them Betty sent you, lol.

Oy, the pimples and feet commercial, that should keep me from being hungry till tomorrow at sundown, lol.

Angela saying marriage is a partnership is really funny, she has done nothing but emasculate Michael from day one, made him quit his job so he can jump when she calls, she gives him money, yells when he tries to give his opinion on anything...sure Angela, you have a partnership.

Interesting that Andrei is worried about the money Larissa spent on her surgery but he is fine knowing he bullied a man (who does not like him) in to paying for a wedding in Moldova.

Like mother like son or in their case, like Wife/Mother like Son/Husband.

I am starting off Yom Kippur with this shit show and I am so excited...chicken soup, gelfilte fish, chicken, green beans, challah...crap TV, check!

Why does Asuelo have his passport at the airport? We have seen him driving so he has a license, does he not realize that Washington State is in the US?

I have a theory, if she had fertility issues getting pregnant with Dean, (not talked about on the show), sometimes the doctors want you to get pregnant again because the uterus/womb/eggs are primed and waiting longer between pregnancies may make it harder to get pregnant.

More importantly the kids seatbelt is behind her...why?

Charlie reminds me of Steve Buscemi in the Wedding Singer!

Especially odd because most "Leah Moments" are drunken rampages we watch in horror.

Well, it was just a theory.

I am thinking about Ashley and Michael's marriage and I cannot help thinking that Ashley had played with Michael and his first wife, first wife realizes that Michael is stepping out with Ashley a bit too on his own too much and tells him that there will be no more swinging so Michael leaves...Michael and Ashley get together and continue to swing and she knows that Michael likes men in the mix and is okay with it...now she has a child and wants to stop but Michael does not stop, in fact he keeps going and hides it from her. That is where the problem lies. Swinging is a tricky thing, it can very much be a couples thing, sharing experiences together but the minute you step out alone and have to hide it, it changes things. Rules must be put in place and adhered to otherwise...well we have seen what happens. Just my two cents.

I think it is funny that in this day and age of computers and social media apps Monique got flyers printed up for her podcast. Where would she have distributed those flyers anyway? Ashley knows what side of her bread is buttered, she is not going to walk away from Michael anytime soon, if they have an open marriage why would she? Her bills are covered and she has the freedom to roam. Robin and Juan, if Juan wanted to get married he would have done it already without a big fuss or a big wedding, Bravo would be happy to film the wedding at a nice restaurant or film them leaving the court house, Robin could be filmed buying a nice dress from Mae's (it is McLean VA, the type of store you go to buy a dress for a state dinner at the WH or your child's wedding or bar or bat mitzvah), we all know the money is not there for an extravagant affair. Gizelle, I always say your ex is your ex for a reason, why does she think it will be better this time? All the babies are cute.

Are you speaking of the "Hot Comb Blow Dryer?" I remember that thing, ungainly to use.

Tania gets ready to board the plane to come back to the states in short shorts? I cannot think of anything more uncomfortable to wear on a really long flight and that is way too much bare skin to seat fabric contact for me. Angela is crying and wondering if she could have done anything to save her mother, that woman was terminal, why would Angela want her to stay around longer and be miserable? When my brother died we had the hospital bed picked up pretty quickly, for one it was a constant reminder he was not longer in it and it cost money every day it was rented. Angela does not seem so worried about money and probably should be with all those grandkids in her house, covering the cost of raising kids is not cheap, I doubt the daughter that is in prison is sending any money and plus the expense of the Visa.

Yup, although it is a good prep, seasonings and liquids at the ready. It did sort of remind me of the "food" the poor people got in the back of the train on Snow Piercer.

Georgi does not know that he will soon be clawing at the door to get out of that studio hotel room. It confuses me as to why would Darcey choose to leave her girls (they are the most important things in her life so she says), and hightails it to hotel so she can hook up/quarantine with her Bulgarian Boyfriend. Why do all these people face time with their finger over their own face?

And she is wearing it under her nose, so what is the point?

I read that on my MSN home page, if Coltee withdrew her agreement then why was she not deported? Clearly there is no reason for her to be in the US but ICE let her go while people that have lived in the states for decades, have jobs and pay taxes get deported. Why would Larissa still be allowed to stay here?

I know!! As soon as that one who claims to be converting to Islam said, "Asam Alechem Bitches!" Ugh, just ugh. She might have more work to do with her conversion. It does not look like compelling TV.

I think there is not a lot of structure in that household.

And maybe learn how to sit at the table, he was sitting under it, who knows the food and whatnot that was under that table. At lease the older boy was wearing real clothes, (by older boy I mean Oliver not Asuelo).