Baltimore Betty

I know!!! I have been to some low rent events that were in places that only had fluorescent lighting and it really changed the vibe, nobody wanted to dance, people just sat in their seats waiting for it to be over. Bright lights like that made want to buy a slurpy and Slim Jims, lol.

The sequins were less than MJ would wear but more than a serious news commentator would wear. I did not hear her say she has four degrees, maybe it was on the crawl that running, lol. I am sure someone at FOX knows about her new gig on RHOP but she was introduced as a Johns Hopkins University professor. Her presentation, (what little I paid attention to) was good, she did not seem nervous, she calmly said what ever she said...she needs a glam team and a stylist. Is it bad that that was my take away?

Earlier in this season when Dorit had her house warming party I wondered aloud on this page how long Dorit would be in that house and low and behold I read somewhere recently that it is on the market already. Now, rich or not, the thought of moving every year or so sounds exhausting and expensive, why burden yourself like that, just buy something stylish and financially manageable and live your life, so what if your media room is small or your closets are not custom. Sooner or later you got to land somewhere, right?

Yesterday by chance I saw Dr. Wendy Four Degrees on Fox News, she was giving her opinion on something topical, (I was not paying attention) and I thought how long will Fox or any news program want her on after seeing her act crazy on RHOP? Also, she opted to wear a sequins (on her shoulders) for that interview.

I keep thinking Georgi might be a "man for hire," sort of guy, he delivered the appropriate responses the morning when Darcey was saying how she could be falling in love, he didn't even open an eye and told her to just enjoy the last few minutes they had together and after as Darcey stood there wrapped in a sheet (right after she told him not to look because she had two kids and has flaws), begging to be called hot as in "I still got it, right?" he answers a beleaguered "yes baby," it was pitiful. My question is does Darcey insist on total darkness and missionary position only? He would have seen her naked if they had the wild, amazing, earth shattering sex she says they have. Oh geeze, I am over thinking Darcey and Georgi's sex life.

Nobody does! I bet she bought it herself and he put it on her finger...that guy does not have the money for even a good fake.

Yup, she put her hand over the business end and did not miss a beat with the conversation. Anyone notice that the older boy was in actual clothes, finally. I could not imagine taking money from my child knowing how broke they are, culture or not, what is that woman's problem? Has she been freeloading off of people so long that she can't see any other way of life? Did Tammy ever answer Kalani's question about how much Tammy gives her mother? I would have just asked Mother A how much Tammy has given her.

I agree with a lot of what you said, there are a lot of moving parts with when you are a chef on a super yacht, the guests can change their minds about what time they want to eat, what they want to eat...that screws up the work flow for the chef...also, the guests can be dicks so there's that. Have we seen any chef prep for the dinners, especially for those ridiculous tasting dinners? I am surprised that a chef would not have and amuse bouche to keep the guests happy between courses as well as a stew interacting with the guests, pouring wine, etc... And most importantly, keep Sandy away from the kitchen and guests.

Although, the back side of that house looked really nice with the lighting...when it comes to a lake house or beach house I would have opted for a different aesthetic, why make build a house that looks like every neighborhood inland?

Her exit fund from Chris or the show?

I know! Hiring a chef and kitchen staff would have given her a much needed break from the kitchen and she could have enjoyed her birthday a little more. Catering from foil pans is not a big deal but they could have had chafers to keep the food hot, maybe set up a nice looking buffet, I get a little OCD about the randomness of buffets, hodgepodge placed on a crowded counter top, foil lids all over the place, sharing space with the package of English muffins and snack foods, I am getting hives thinking about it. (Yes, I know it seems a bit much but I have a lot of years in catering and I have a trigger about messy buffets). Also, I was not impressed with the little touches in that lake house, I don't know why I was expecting nicer shelving in the pantry, hated the wall colors, I know, stupid stuff.

Mother and Sister Asuelo and the other one come to Utah to have a sit down with Family Kalini, who paid for the airline tickets? Asuelo picks up mother and sister from the airport and they ask where Kalini and kids are...why wouldn't Asuelo say that with the car seats plus Kalini there would not be enough room in the car instead he says no, she didn't want to come. I think the only reason that family convo went well was because of Lo's presence, mother and sister would have gotten in the women's faces if there was no elder/male there. Also, give me money.

That was my intention.

Aye Captain, my engines can do it!

I know what you mean, crude. I feel like most of the HW's that talk crassly about their lady bits and biological things that happen their bodies is a way to be hip and cool. I've said it before, Leah gets in your face, she wants to say thinks just for shock value and make you uncomfortable, I could not be friends with her, she is just too cool for me, please read that last bit in a snarky voice.

The boobs in her lap, geeze she is only 30. Contrary to what she says, they are not perky.

Ok, I will spill a little gossip, my ex husband was dating a woman who had perfect children, (that what she will tell you, just ask her), her one son got married, had a decent job, he got caught in a hotel room soliciting an undercover policewoman posing as a "lady of the evening." He was taken in to custody and spent the night in jail, his wife could not find him, worried sick, everyone was calling hospitals, friends, etc...she eventually heard from him and then packed a bag and headed to Florida to stay with her parents, she eventually came back and promptly got pregnant. There would never be a big pay off from him, (he lost more jobs than he ever had), so instead of looking at the real situation in front of her she pretended they were good and had a baby. So this guy, just like Michael and his wandering ways would rather shut their spouse up by giving her a baby or two rather than actually addressing the issues...why is adding another layer to a shit sandwich the go to move?

I thought her dress was too much, too much going on, I did not think it was the best choice, her hair and makeup were flawless though.

The dress looked like something we would see on the original Star Trek series as an evening dress at some space party.

Did I miss hearing why Scott gave money to John? I don't think John is hurting for money, right?

Yeah, nobody got shot in the pool,(hot tub), at the end of the evening, lol.

Donny Osmond...1971, I fell in love with him, I will never stop loving him, I will be patient and wait for him.

Frederick is less than an hour from me, (I drive fast)...how have we never had a Primetimer meet up with all of us Marylanders?

I remember that but I think there are others among us here in Baltimore.

She will get more money with each child she has...child support and alimony. Anyone think it was an IVF baby?