Baltimore Betty

What is Ari thinking? She does not want Baby to work too much? How much is too much when you do not have a pot to piss in?

The constant cackling after everything she says is annoying AF.

And in most of Maryland.

It makes me nuts when I see people in a car with the seat belt behind them, why do they do this?

It is funny how she tells her mother that there are bumps in the road with her relationship with Yazan but fails to tell the truth about her part in the bumpy road.

Maybe David and Lana?

Has it been established if Angela is having gastric bypass or the lap band? I just do not see her as a rule follower, (she is an American and will do whatever the hell she wants so don't try to tell her what to do). I know someone who had lap band and she lost a lot of weight but after it was removed she gained it all back, seems like a lot of trouble if you are not going to stick to it.

Side note, it took me four years to get a divorce, my ex is a judge...not a fun four years. I think Georgi may not be divorced may be because one of them has the health insurance. I really do not understand why Darcey is feeling any way about a legally separated man, at her age most available men have probably been divorced or are separated, why does everything have to spell drama with that idiot?

Jess's husband's speech pattern was odd, sort of valley girl and sort of slurred.

Her daughter is beautiful but not sure how old she is, (wasn't she the one that lived among the cat crap on the carpet?) but she looks like a middle aged woman, the two of them remind me of a "before and after" sort of thing.

Why wouldn't the guests be able to request going in to the ports along their route to explore? Wouldn't they be curious to see places close up and soak up local culture, I would treat the boat as a floating hotel.

Your assessment is spot on!

If you are that observant you are not eating anywhere that has not been approved by a rabbi and have a mashgiach in the kitchen.

I know!! Why would he not consult the preference sheets?

I think that is odd that they were not curious about eating on their trip in to town, not even a snack?

Natalie!!! Yikes! I am mystified as to what is going on with her eyes.

Seriously why would Larissa want to get pregnant? After all the work she has had on her body she would get pregnant and make a mess of her body? Yeah, right, she is not having anymore children.

Darcey will flip out when she sees how beautiful the ex wife is.

Angela wants Skyla's eggs. Skyla wisely says "no." Angela gets her friends to badger her for her eggs...I do not think that Angela knows what goes in to being an egg donor. there are series of hormone shots and egg retrivals, the doctor is not going to take just one egg, the doctor will take as many as he can get and this may have to happen more than once. Angela has no idea the rate of early miscarriage and Angela is not exactly the picture of health, aside from it being invasive for Skyla the cost of all that is hefty, Skyla should stand her ground, Angela should get realistic and Michael should find a local girl and quietly have a baby.

What they deserve is a swift kick in the ass. It makes me crazy when Darcey's friends tell (fill in the blank) that they don't want her to get her heart broken again, maybe they should talk to Darcey about how she goes about her relationships, not "wearing her wedding" on her first date, don't over dramatize, stop thinking that the "prize" she wants to keep her eye on is not a ring but her girls.

Why is this news of Georgi being separated earth shattering? He is separated and getting divorced, Darcey is in her 40's and there are a lot of men getting divorced or just separated at that age. How is this the first time she has encountered this? Why is Darcey freaked out about a husband and wife owning a car together, they have a child too but that is not what she took away from the info, idiot. Wouldn't he need an attorney to get a separation agreement since there is a child or did I imagine there is a child? I would think child support and visitations would be worked out in the separation. I know that divorces can be finalized quickly in Maryland (I had to wait a year from filing the separation before I could file for divorce but that was 20 years ago). I Googled Georgi and a page came up about his massage business and there is another woman on that page too, I wonder if that is his wife. Also, he has two addresses, one in Fairmount Heights and one in Alexandria...but when he was leaving to drive to see Darcey it looked like he was in a hotel room, why? Also, he got a failure to stop at a stop sign in Ocean City, MD last May, 2019, he gave an Alexandria VA address, funny enough he had a lawyer for that...but not his divorce? Nah, I think Darcey is making it dramatic about the divorce.

How bad do we think Monique and Candiace's fight would have been if there were no cameras around? I think back to all the physical fights that have happened with Theresa/Danielle table flip, Guidice vs. Gorga's fight at the christening and the fist fight at their "healing" retreat, Porsha and Kenya's reunion tackle, Nene and Kim on the tour bus, Nene and the camera man in her closet, Apollo and who ever that guy was at that pajama party, basically any fight that is filmed on the HW's shows and the camera men and security always intervene at some point. I don't think any of the HW's would have been able to get Monique's hands out of Candiace's hair on their own. Monique seems unhappy in her personal life, maybe it is PPD? I hope she get's help soon.

It is barely enough room for her extensions, boobs and lips.

I was just thinking about Eddie the other day, wondering if he'd be back again...I thought about heading to Fells Point to see if he was working on any of the tug boats. I hope the new chef is one that does not cry, throw spatulas, pots and pans, fits when the provisions are not right or sleep with anyone from the crew, I think we have all had enough galley drama.

We need him on a Pillow Talk sort of show, no filter and a WTF attitude like Bethany but without the emotional rampages.