Baltimore Betty

Oh Dear, that glimpse of Brittany in a skimpy bikini top, those straps were hold on for dear life.

Deavan says she did not have her family at her first wedding, does she think her relatives will be going to Korea for her sham of a wedding? Who is paying for this "Dream Wedding," Deavan wants to have? Deavan does not understand the concept of an aisle?

I keep waiting for Jenny to tell Submit to hurry up and get that divorce because...."I'm not getting any younger," lol.

The Little People commercial came on, I had forgotten how filthy their house was until I saw the flashbacks, crap everywhere.

So good!!!

She is a receptionist at a nail spa, I have to ask my son he knows the name of it, (it is so funny he knows these things because he really hates these shows but got us all addicted to them). If I find out I will PM you and you make an appointment let me know, I'll go with you!

Sooner or later Hannah will be like, "oh geeze here we go again," when she sees Kenny crying.

Speaking of Olga, I found out where she works in Annapolis.

Just no, Ari has her hands full with everyone wanting to pass the baby around like a bottle of cheap wine.

Why can't Ari tell those people to get the fuck out of her apartment, she just got home from the hospital and that she will consider baptizing him another time. Do baptisms take place that quickly after the baby is born?

Here we go again with a thumb over the callers face. What is that?

Just keep away from that horrible devil child.

I remember they sheep killing/welcome tradition from the movie, "Not Without My Daughter."

Did anyone catch Gina leaving for an AA meeting and drinking her lunch with Emily? Was that my imagination?

I guess I did not pay attention...dietary supplement is sooo much better, right?

I see it as a money suck because it is just another skin care product, the market is saturated with them from just the HW's alone! I had posted earlier about her food line and that she should concentrate on that, new foods, desserts, some aspect because it was a success and there are more marketing opportunities with that than skin care (especially thru the pandemic and how many people are gaining weight) along with all the food delivery services that you cook yourself. She could make a Blue Apron sort of thing, anything other than a high end bottle of lemon juice for your face. I wish I had all the money these HW's have put in to products that went nowhere.

Realistically, Ari will not be running all over town for a few weeks so maybe it is okay that they do not have a baby carrier and can wait till her wallets, I mean parents arrive. Did Ari know that she will need to find a pediatrician? Yes it was a casual discharge process from the hospital, no instructions about coming back to have the staples removed or stiches checked? Did they even check the baby's hospital bracelet against Ari's bracelet to make sure it was really her baby before they left? No wheelchair to the hospital entrance? Just a "here's your hat, what's your hurry," sort of send off.

Having Bini Baby and Real Baby walk thru the streets was nuts, that baby (was wrapped up like a mummy in that heat). All the things that Bini and his sister bought for the baby were fine but neither one of them thought about a car seat? They each have kids, right? Why wouldn't Bini Baby give Ari a heads up about what would be waiting for her at home? Yazan says he is working 14 hours a day to earn enough to send money for an airline ticket, future housing, etc...let's say Britanny goes back to Jordan, what is she going to do all day while Yazan is working? My guess is she will bitch at him for being gone all the time while she is alone in a country where she does not speak the language, customs and is broke. If Britanny had men that allowed her to fly private, get expensive gifts (none of which I believe on any level) then why not go after one of those guys? Yazan complaining about the way she dresses is just telling her she will not be able to dress that way in Jordan and if she truly wants to be with him then out of respect she should not dress like that in Palm Beach (the other Palm Beach not the one where the rich people live, lol) but she sees it as Yazan trying to control her and not as any show of respect to him and his culture. Britanny is too immature to understand Yazan's way of life, has no empathy that his family has shunned him. Yazan was stupid for thinking B would be acceptable for a bride just from the constant fighting, did he think his mother would really think she would be a good match for her son? Yazan does not seem bright. The burning question is, will Yazan's father give him a discount at the fish store? Once I saw that I knew one of you would capture that and post it! Thank you!

Yup, she just seems so awkward. I had asked in an earlier post if we will ever see her in something other than golf wear and then we got that scene of her going to check out a dog rescue she is starting and she was wearing Dorit's old Chanel shirt with no bra and buttoned to her navel and I thought, we have another HW who has no idea how to dress.

I was worried when that devil child was sitting on the bed with the puppy on her lap and it looked like she was saying grace before she ate the puppy. I doubt there was a human on earth that thought getting that devil child a puppy was a good idea. Also, what is with all the wedding photos?

Gina goes to AA because of her DUI from last year, I would think Gina would be a great source of help to Brawny, a shared experience, someone to lean on, etc...will the two of them realize they are in the same boat and make up?

I am reading the subtext of that text and that is a "see if I can make that happen text" if I have ever seen one. The smiley face, two of them to boot plus the emoji...I think Gina would have figured it was a text from Sean. I wonder how many of those texts he has sent to Brawny's friends over the years. How do you think he got Gina's number? Did he go thru B's phone? Anyone think there are texts from Brandi on Brawny's phone? lol.

How to make a million dollars disappear, see above.

There are nine lemons in every bottle. She should have asked Ramona about how to market/not market her product like Ramona's TrUe ReneWaL, all these products go nowhere and then show up at a TJMaxx on the racks at the check out. OMG YES!!!

It's like you are looking in to my soul. LOL. I had never heard of Glennon Doyle before WWHL. I adore Amy Sedaris, Andy is very good friends with her, it would be ratings gold!!! I do have a couple of meeting David Sedaris stories, (we have people in common). Jimmy could not have been the tallest best looking person in that bar that night unless she had been wearing her beer goggles.