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Boy I would've boxed those dumbo ears if Thomas got in my face like that. And then to see his orange painted toes?! Retch worthy. Wish I could've post a gif of sea sick stew from Below Deck Mediterranean.

You could be Ohio. We have Danielle (of 90 Day Fiancee fame), Sheree of RHOATL and of course our winless Cleveland Browns.

Scheana's Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo including the light harmonizing in the background cracks me up every time. I'd like it as my ringtone. Don't the Toms know they were brought in by Lisa to use their looks, fame and drink knowledge? Dummies paid for that privilege and will not see a dime of real return for a real long time. Why aren't those checks put in some kind of an interest bearing account? Jax gets a pass by me too. I lost my mother when I was 28. I lived out of state and when I came back for the funeral my long time "bestie" who lived in that state could not bring herself to make the drive to attend although I personally asked her to. Still bitter after 21 years. Scheana is a co worker. She didn't need to attend the funeral but at least send a sympathy basket. Jax did contribute to her story on the show. A text is one step above hitting the sad face on a Facebook post.

The OCD in me wanted to straighten out those bobby pins in Dorit's hair so bad. If only I could get past her Ru Paul's Drag Race boxing robe.

Marlo's dress reminded me I need to clean the oven sometime soon. Sheree-even Gucci makes mistakes. You can always come back to Cleveland. No HWives but we have Khloe Kardashian for now.

The whole psychic dinner event going from table to table reminds me of what some Native American believe. I am part Native American and my family does a ghost supper every year in the fall where everyone is welcome to stop by the host house within a certain time frame (like 2:00 pm to 6:00 pm) and sit down to a meal family style where you reminisce about your loved ones and visit with the living. Multiple table settings are done in that time frame. Multiple families also do this in their homes on the same day. At the end of each table setting a plate of food is offered (burnt) up to the loved ones that passed on. Some Native Americans believe the departed are always traveling and stop by to visit which is why one is buried with helpful items for the journey. For instance my mother was buried with a hatchet, matches and a bottle of Jack Daniels (she liked to partake once a year). Departed loved ones definitely include pets. Dogs in particular hold a special place in the spirit world. Just thought I'd share. I'll be going home in November to participate this year. Don't recall John Lennon or Marilyn stopping by though. Guess we need someone with special abilities to tell us.

If Brittney is wearing the same dress she wore on WWHL she is seriously channeling Tonya Harding. She needs to take a stick to the knee of Jax but she won't. Either she is positively pathetic about Jax or she's his barnacle for camera time.

It was hard to see Burt Reynolds looking like that but he was an interesting guest.

Dammit I fell asleep and missed Kyle's house porn! Saw the rest and Erika is nothing but a bully. If I was Teddi I would've put up with maybe 2-3 times being told she's not a liar but by the 4th including her tirade I would've jump up so fast at that table her head would be spinning and weaves would be flying.

Good Lord I think less people watched the birth of April the Giraffe

I like where Greys is going except get rid of Jo, Deluca's sister and Arizona. I'm liking April's character now. Tom is great and hope he stays around for awhile. Look forward to next week for a change.

Todd's payback for "stealing" BGDC

I almost spit out my pretzels after reading this line. Maybe because I've been watching too much WACO stuff where these goofball parents gave permission for David Koresh to marry their 14 yr old daughter that I can't see how legalizing Polygamy would not stop some other dictator saying God told him to marry multiple child brides. In Texas at that time it was legal for someone to marry a 14 yr old with the brides' parents permission. I know not every Polygamist man thinks they are the Messiah but they seem to think they are God's gift and women sadly are just considered as property. Sorry I don't see the liberated woman here despite what the Brown women are trying to portray.

I too have PF stemming from an injury where I sprained every last tendon in my ankle. I like Sketchers Go Walks and occasionally have acupuncture (needle and laser) treatments. Highly recommend. Would not ever dream of toddling around in flip flops. My Doctor and therapists emphatically told me no flip flops.

I have a Pinterest inspired wedding from Hell story. Temperature was hot - damn hot and muggy as well. 90+ degrees. Best fried got married in August. I was offered the "job" of being MOH. Turned it down because I lived out of state and could only be up there for 4 days and had to give a day to be with family. BIG mistake. Best friend got her other best friend to be MOH. I arrived there 2 days before ceremony. Spent the obligatory day with the family. Took the Bride out for drinks at the local casino. Was told the MOH was throwing a sleepover party and space was limited. Did not go. No love lost between me and MOH. At the casino asked by Bride if I could help with a few things at the reception hall. Agreed and showed up there 5 hours prior to the ceremony thinking plenty o time to help and get prepared and relax with the Bride. So wrong - so very wrong. Waited an hour for MOH to show up with keys to reception hall. She is unloading crap as if Hobby Lobby threw up all over in her mini van. 3 other people - 1 man, 2 - 12 year olds are there to set up tables and chairs for 250 people. The hard labor begins. Find out the hard way the freakin AC does not work. Someone should've at least checked I don't know 2 days prior when they got the keys if everything worked and I don't know set up tables? Anyway Bride leaves to get something can't remember think it was the marriage license. Venue is literally in the middle of nowhere. Everything takes as least an hour travel time. MOH is ordering us motley crew around to decorate this hot box with lights, bows, fake flowers, etc. Place still looked really depressing or maybe that was my attitude. Kept motivated by thinking I will have chilled wine at the reception and forget all about this Hell. MOH bellows out you got 45 minutes to get ready before we have to leave for the Church. I get roped into stuffing people and I mean stuff into their dresses. I now have 15 minutes. Do the best I can. Humidity destroys any makeup and hair styling I attempt. MOH has someone show up last minute to do her hair and makeup. Get into the rental car mistakenly getting a compact. Was told you need to transport the Bride. You know those episodes of My Big Gypsy Wedding where all you see in the vehicle is satin and tulle? Yep we were the wedding clown car on our way to the weddin. Church is packed. No AC again. Continuation and preview of what is yet to come. Late cause I could not find the GPS in that sea of wedding finery and being in BFwhatever country you choose. I drop off the Bride and attempt to find a parking spot. Almost rolled the compact rental car in a ditch in order to park. Made it inside. Made it through the ceremony. Made it through pictures. Was ordered to get back to the reception hall asap cause I have to serve the meal. Yes serve the meal. Driving back to the reception hall seriously contemplated to keep on going to Canada. Not far and at that time no passports needed. Arrive. Hall still hot as Hell. Brides daughter is slinging spaghetti in large trays. MOH was barking orders. I'm on bringing trays of food to the buffet patrol. The people kept coming and coming. Way beyond the 250 expected. They did not stop. Was informed that's how they do here - no invitation - no presents - no assistance. I even had "guests" bitch on status of arrival of food and beverages. Yep still in Bridesmaid dress but ordered around like a Hebrew slave. After the last complaint I went to find my chilled bottle of wine. No wine opener. The kindness of a stranger (in this case an angel) appeared and figured out a way to uncork. Before I can even pour a glass the MOH bellows out need more garlic bread and back to work I go. Things slow down. Food all gone. Exhausted. Mad. Starved. I never put up a fuss because I did not want to cause any trouble for the Bride. Told Bride had a headache (I escalated to a migraine) and went back to my motel (yes motel) room. It is 9:00 pm on a Saturday night in August and am told all the restaurants are closed - even the pizza place. Dinner consisted of whatever was in a vending machine split between myself, a Pilot and the last flight crew of the evening from the local airport. Lesson learned? Never be in a wedding ever again! Thanks for indulging me. This was cathartic.

Sigh no one will reach Bowie's level.

Sandoval reminds me of the late great David Bowie especially with last night's costume.

So they are going to get rid of the dog as it is a painful reminder? Are they going to give up batteries since lack of batteries in the smoke detectors took away escape time this resulting in Jack's death? Are they going to throw out the video tape and photo albums, necklace, pillowcases, etc. as Jack was holding those items as well when he came out of the house? Seriously there should've been a PSA at the end of each episode that you have 1) working batteries in the smoke detectors and 2) an escape plan and meet up point for the family if a fire breaks out. Hell play the somber music and show the blank stare of Jack and the anguished look of Rebecca in the background. My husband and I do have an escape plan that INCLUDES our dog who is a beloved member of the family and not some whim.

I actually dry heaved when Shitney dry humped and damn near fondled her pregnant friend. When that massive leg barely cleared her friend's head I'm sure it wasn't a pleasant experience. No hun you are not Lucy and Ethel. Not even close.

Dorit's bewbs look like 2 lopsided water balloons. Whoever the blonde in the silver dress dancing next to PK was showing up Dorit during her performance.

Good to know. Next time I get my Prosecco in a Flute I will throw a fit like Dorit and demand a Tulip. I'm better off being at home sticking my head under the spigot of my boxed selection.

I've been served Prosecco in a typical champagne flute not only at your neighborhood bar/restaurant but also at some pricey establishments. My understanding is that Prosecco is a sparkling wine but is not Champagne so is that the wrong glass? I would prefer a goblet just because it holds more but then I am a Commoner.

Riley was emotionally slapped by Block carrying on about the new baby. I think Kandi probably asked Riley if she wanted to do the phone call on camera and Riley thought sure but when the reality of it hit, it hit hard. Add me to the list of tossed aside children and if my Dad called me playing all super Dad with the new child while being absentee with me I would've lost it as well. The dialogue behind closed doors with Kandi asking to be unmiked and Todd and Ace being concerned about Riley was touching.

I don't know enough or care enough to dislike Avi so I would like to see a story line where Avi is not such the douche that he is being portrayed and marries Nada then Nada loses weight from her and Avi's successful BGDC.

Shitty is waiting for the Real Housewives of Boca to start up and she can be the star!