Not sure why everyone on the show acts like Olivia is the most gorgeous thing they’ve ever seen. I know beauty is subjective but to me, she’s just another fairly bland-looking Charleston blonde with an underbite.
I think Paige was all of us when she said “This is some rich people sh!t” when she was walking up to the dog wedding. I normally don’t care too much for her but I had to agree with her.
The bride on the British show last night - Fiona, I think - had the most doll-like eyes I've ever seen on an actual human being. I think part of it was that she had lined her lower rims with a ton of white liner. If you have very round eyes to begin with, maybe skip that? I could not concentrate on anything else when she was onscreen.
You could see the outline of whatever Morgan had jammed into her upper lip. Who thinks that looks good and who marries that?! Dude, do you know what all that is going to look like in 40 years?
I felt like every performance was about 30 seconds too long. I'd think, "Well, that was pretty good," then the singer would run off the rails.
And what was up with singing Sexual Healing in a tunnel?! Not even slightly subliminal.
So, I'm just trying to keep up with the jargon of this show. "Putting my own spin on it" means "I'm singing a completely different tune with the original words because I can't sing the original tune?"
Damn, I think I could probably try out for The Voice.
I watch this show just so I can LMAO at the opening, where Tarek flees like a lunatic toddler from the falling trellis while the contractor stands there, looking at Tarek like he's lost his mind. Never gets old.
I really wouldn't be surprised to learn that they are much more aware of the world than they let on. I could have sworn that Jessa said "Winning" at some point during shoe shopping.
Good lord, the makeup on the real estate agent from the episode aired last night (7/6 - young couple from TN? who ended up building a house in a new neighborhood)! Did I miss that she was also a stage actor coming straight from a performance?
For me, best line of the night was the guy at the rodeo who said, "Get real, ladies," when someone wondered if there was a VIP section. Rude, but since it was directed at these cows, I loved it.
After going on non-stop about Juliet's lack of trousers at the party, Caroline then decides to don the same style cutoff Daisy Dukes? Then Noelle thought that looked like a great idea. Simply dreadful.