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That's what he gets for saving Spencer.

Hey! Crane was doing God's work.

Definitely this.

That makes more sense than yet another casting director thinking "yeah, this guy's great!"

Then Tracy can tear her a new one and tell her exactly what she's done to the Q's. JE would be amazing in that scene. I have no sympathy for him either. Honestly, if it turns out to not be the hit Sonny initially put out on Julian that caused this, I hope that, when it's proven, Michael, Carly, Dante, and Kristina all basically say "sure, technically you ended up not being responsible now, but the environment you insist on living in is the cause of this stuff. It could just as easily have been your fault as anyone else's," and all cite that as the reason they can't have him in their lives any more. Back to the Franco/Jake/Liz/Sam stuff... If I squint and ignore how crappily this show handles everything Franco, I can kind of see why it would be a good idea for Franco to be the one who tells Jake some version of what's going on there. Jake adores Franco, and his relationship with Sam can be a bit tenuous, depending on what day it is. If Sam told him any version of why she dislikes Franco, Jake is likely to see it as somehow her problem. If Franco says to him "yes, there's a history here, yes, I did some things I should not have done that hurt Sam and your father, yes, she has every right to still not like being around me, regardless of the brain tumor defense," then it carries more weight, to Jake, because Franco is owning that he's earned those feelings from Sam. It's not someone else telling Jake that the guy he looks up to did bad things, it's that guy saying "yes, I did bad things." Of course, that should have been something that that the adults came to an agreement on before Franco had that conversation with him, but I don't hate that he was the one to have the conversation.

I can add two for Franco: 1) He exposed those two pieces of shit Carly and Sonny, leading to that brief, shining period of time where Michael rightfully hated their asses. 2) He selflessly goes on with that hair, giving everyone else in the world a reason to feel good about their own hair, no matter how bad the hair day.

Has Del Rio at least separated from his wife yet? Or is he just leaving his wife and kids at home to go traveling around with his mistress?

He's with the towels now, Sonny. Good luck.

Don't worry, Dante, he got to do one of his other favorite things - accidentally get one of his kids with a car bomb meant for his nemesis.

Definitely. She knew who Sonny was when she got back with him. Hell, she rediscovered her attraction to him when she found out he killed AJ and proceeded to boink Sonny on Michael's couch over it. Her hands aren't clean. Not by a long shot.

Sonny asking Carly what she likes best about being married to him? All of the vomit. All of it. I'm going to need to print out a picture of Molly's hair to bring to my colorist. That was pretty much the highlight of the episode, other than JE's being generally awesome.

If this is done right, there should be some cumulative damage to his relationship with Sonny (and Carly) as Michael suffers through AJ's death, Sabrina's, and now Morgan's.

Finally saw the pre-explosion wave and could not stop laughing. BryDog delivered a "little boy waving from the bus before he heads off to his first day of kindergarten" wave there. St. Jasus has really lost his touch. He had to back off and call for help before trying again to get to Morgan? The Borg would have had him out in a heartbeat.

Glad you're safe!

I don't want a reveal that BryDog Morgan wasn't the real Morgan. This Morgan is the shithead Carly and Sonny earned. I flove that the only child that is genetically both of theirs is a complete and utter fuckwit. That is who their offspring should be.

You know someone is "the one" when you spend all of your marriage having daily romantic flashback montages about someone else.

Not surprised to see SBu leave. With JFP and Pratt gone, there was nobody there to kiss his ass, tell him he's the best ever, and generally ensure he'd get plentiful screen time. This is why he left GH, too. Guza was gone, JFP was gone, and the new regime wasn't going to do the same shit they had been doing for him (like going way over his guarantees pretty much every week). I'm pretty sure he's got a nice little stockpile of money, from the amount he raked in at GH over the years and his outside stuff (juice pyramid scam and I believe he has some bars or restaurants with one or two other former GH actors). So he'll take a role on a soap if he's going to be coddled, and as soon as that's not the case, he's ready to check out. Now I just hope that nobody at GH starts sniffing around and kissing his ass to get him back there. I'm relying on your notoriously cheap ass to work for us, Valentini!

I want to see the alternate version of GH that writer is seeing - one where Morgan is remotely interesting and BC is that good of an actor. Because that shit doesn't ever show up on my TV.

The only reason I can see for them to have to choose between RoHo and SBu is money. And, let's face it, RoHo is one of the last people Frank would cut for money if needed. We'd be saying goodbye to people we actually want to see on our screens first. RoHo, MB, LW, RBu, MSt - all safe.

John is seriously uptight. I can totally understand why he's not into the whole settling down and having a family thing - kids in his house would drive him insane. I did crack up at Bryan's face after the back to back "if you come across a gator, you get what you asked for" and "if you're up late, let me know, because I have a lot of guns" rules. Their mother may have been my favorite this episode. I loved when she got up and went over and stood in a corner when Nikki, John, and Brie were talking about sex. And when the girls insisted on continuing the conversation, she effectively shut it down by talking about her sex life. Honorable mention, though, to John's "I'm a one armed man and she has no neck!" explanation of their sex life. It's kind of hard, though, to reconcile the uptight, formal drawing room, all the men must adjourn to the cigar room after dinner, guy to the guy who makes 12 year old boy jokes about boxes. And, no, Brie, when it comes to tearing up someone's lawn and adding something to their yard for your own use, it's not better to ask forgiveness than permission. They do definitely need to all sit down and talk about Josie, though. The dog has anxiety, and that's a lot of change - the cross country flight, new house, new people, etc. And if Bryan and Brie are tense because they're worried about upsetting John, and John is tense because he has all these extra people and their dog in his space, that's going to stress even a relatively low key pet out. The preview of John teaching Brie to drive stick? That's got disaster written all over it. I'd imagine it's a difficult skill to pick up when you're constantly worried you're going to piss off the person teaching you. When I was in my teens, one of my brother's friends volunteered to teach me. I went with it because he was the single most laid back person I'd ever met. If the worst happened, and I damaged, or even totaled, his car, he would have shrugged it off.

I love this typo, because I can see Morgan being too stupid to do his own collage.

This show has given me an idea. If anything ever happens to incapacitate the owners of the Bulls or Bears, I'm showing up at the hospital and telling everyone I have their POA so I can take over running the team. Who'd ask to actually see something like that, after all?

It'd be rich if Steffy was indignant on Aly's behalf, too. Speaking of Steffy/Aly/Ivy, does Steffy not remember that, not long ago, say, shortly before she got involved with Quinn's son, she was running around getting in the face of someone who she had caused physical harm to, who actually had a valid restraining order against her? But now she thinks she gets to dictate whether Quinn, who has never physically harmed a member of Steffy's family, gets to be around? Bitch, take every single seat. I wish more than Eric would call her entitled ass out on the fact that all of her anger and "fear" is based on her belief that, if not for Quinn, she'd be with Liam now instead of the man she willingly married five minutes after she got a text from Liam blowing her off. Specifically, I wish Wyatt would call her out on it as he's tossing her packed suitcase out on the front lawn. I'm finding that neither Caroline nor Ridge hold any real interest for me apart. Loved them together, but actively loathe Ridge now, while being grossed out by Caroline/Thomas. And, yes, Thomas went from enjoyable with Sasha to skeeving me out again the second he and Caroline shared screen time today.

I'd give anything to see at least one character point out to him that sometimes douchebag behavior is just douchebag behavior, and he can't blame his BPD for everything.

I can't find a single source to back this claim up.