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It would not remotely surprise me to find out that none of the current writing staff knows/remembers that Felicia was a pretty big part of teen Robin's life.

Well, you know, he doesn't like to take any woman completely off his hook. Do you know how rough those months were for him after Hope left town and before Steffy returned? He only had the one girl. How can any self-respecting waffle function without a backup?

I assume that, right as she's about to spring her trap, she'll get distracted by his princely penis and decide she wuvs him and can't possibly hurt him like that. I believe it says everything about the state of this show that I'm sitting here going "well, maybe I'll FF so I can check out Robin's pedicure..."

I picture Nathan Varni tweeting this if some fan asks about Mac, but the W there would be "who?"

And Spencer wasn't even as important as getting laid by a tumor ghost. I think, in descending order, it's getting laid, money, spawn.

To be fair, Jason was already at douchebag status at that point. The others just needed to catch up.

I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for assisted suicide.

I was just coming to post about Patricia Elliot. May she rest in peace.

Well, if that's the standard, then pretty much every relationship in the history of soaps has been rape-y. I can't blame the citizens of Port Charles if they've finally decided to stop showing up to big events, for fear of being shot, held hostage, or forced to listen to Carly or Sonny ranting and raving about some betrayal or another.

Poor thing, pity she doesn't have a relative with a cute husband working in the field.

I still need someone to drop that line on that hypocritical beast before this story line is over.

And his "does the show provide some kind of overnight accommodations? Where I can stay indefinitely?"

If the show doesn't get what a problem it is that viewers can literally turn on a dime on a character like this, I don't think there's much hope.

T-shirt!

That just reminds me of Guza's old "it's been a couple months since we've had Sam kidnapped and tied up so we can show days of strategic camera angles focusing on her breasts" fetish.

Seriously. She's looking to dump him for the guy who dumped her ass, at her cousin's funeral, for the life size Bratz doll, because she brought 10 cent parachute men and cold truffle fries to the party. You never look back, honey. Never.

Or, at least, a Joke Off!

I loved pretty much everything about this one. Meet Your Second Wife is a sketch we immediately rewound and watched again, just to catch all the little things we might have missed the first time. Hard to pick a favorite part, but I think it's between Taran's "oooooooh noooooo" and Tina's "yeah, you're daughter's going to love it." If we didn't get "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" for the goodbyes, I was going to be so disappointed. Loved Sir Paul showing up (him being one of the masters of the third song in the goodbyes and all). Two Hillary's and a Sarah was great. (Although a tiny part of me wishes we would have had a Bill "oh God, they're multiplying again" quick shot). Every time my 13 year old hears "Baby, it's Cold Outside," he says "it's the Bill Cosby Christmas song!" So, naturally, he loved that little bit. I hate to ever be shallow about anything Tina/Amy, but this isn't technically about them, so much as fashion in general, so... Who the hell designed that awful dress Tina was wearing in the monologue? It's not a slight on her - I can't imagine anyone wearing that dress and me ever thinking anything other than "who the hell thought this was something that would look good on anyone ever?" That was an aggressively awful dress. Overall, I loved this episode. My birthday was yesterday, and when I saw the "Next week..." card during last week's episode, I might have done an undignified squee. This was definitely SNL's birthday present to me.

I haven't watched yet, so, is Ivy basically telling Liam "I'll drop the restraining order (and this whole issue) if you dump Bratz and get back with me?" Um, Ivy? You do realize, of course, that Waffles could agree with your plan, dump Steffy, take you out on a date or two, and then, when all the legal drama has been halted, at your doing, he can waffle right on back over to Steffy, right? And, once again, you would have shot yourself in the foot, because Steffy would, of course, fire you with a swiftness once you dropped everything. And good luck getting the restraining order back in place when Liam tells Lt. Hot Dog that you agreed to drop everything to get him back, and this is all a plot to get Steffy out of the picture so you could get her man. Not that I think Liam would think of all of that on his own, but, once he no doubt goes running to Steffy to tell her that you wanted him back like that, she'll have zero problem plotting that obvious con. And that rant isn't even taking into account the elephant in the room - why in the ever loving good name of fuck do you want that waffling douchebag back? I've had bottles of milk capable of a more long term non-waffling commitment. You have a guy who you seemed to be perfectly into before this, one who would not dream of waffling on over to some other girl, one who was ready to forgive you for macking on your fucking cousin, one who has been demonstrated to be superior in the sack, and you're all "eh, but he's waffling weasel of a brother, who dumped me at my cousin's funeral, might be willing to take me back for five minutes to save his current love interest from prison!" I can't even.

Oh crap, did Sonny burn down the clinic and sex up Ava on it's ashes?

I'll just be over here weeping for what could have been - a Sonny-free GH.

But what she's found out now is that, yes, he was hers, without the lie. So she did lose him. He found out who he was, and he still wanted to be with her - he didn't go running to Sam as she feared. So, in that sense, he was hers, regardless of how shaky she might have thought that was before he found out he was Jason. I think that's the punishment element of it here. She's been shown that if she hadn't kept the secret of his identity, he still would have wanted to be with her now, but she kept it, so he left her. Her situation really and truly is "if you hadn't lied to him, you'd still have him."

Forget blackmail, just make sure it gets into Lt. Hot Dog's hands ASAP.

It would at least make some sense if this led to Wyatt and Ivy eventually having it out and discussing how he's being so lenient towards Steffy because he's still pissed about the Thomas thing, and he feels like what Steffy did was her punishment for that, or something.

But he was "hers" before the lie came out. Even after he found out who he was, he had every intention of sticking with her. He still loved her and had no desire to reclaim his life as Jason Morgan after he found out who he was. Had she not known the truth and covered it up, then he would still be "hers." Whether anyone thinks they belonged together or wanted him back with Sam aside - he was with Liz, he intended to remain with Liz, and because she lied, she lost him. To her, that was a big, big loss. That's her punishment, in that a punishment should be something that feels like punishment to the person. This absolutely feels like punishment to her. Therefore, it's a punishment. I mean, if they ever had Sonny lose all of his ill-gotten gains (I'm thinking financially here), that would be a punishment, regardless of if we say "well that money never should have been his in the first place, because he got it through crime." He still had it, and it was still his until he got busted and lost it. That's punishment, it hurts him. Or, when Michael (all too briefly, sadly) turned on him, you could say "why should I care that he lost a son that was never really his son in the first place?" But, he was his son, despite the way that went down, and losing Michael is one of the ways that absolutely hits Sonny the hardest. It was a (way too short) glorious and fitting punishment.