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I dunno, the way Summer kept coming at him with tangential b.s., I think Kyle could've said so much more to dump on her. Like bringing up that one time she was Billy's ONS sucker. Or when she basically killed Adam and Chelsea's unborn child. Or when she had an affair with a married man in another state and then stole his car. Summer knows she has no legal right to Harrison but she's been holding on to her fantasy of being his mommy because it keeps her in Kyle's orbit. (And lets her walk into the Abbott manse whenever she wants, unannounced and uninvited. Grrr.) IMO Kyle was smart to try to move things back into the realm of reality with Summer. He just needs to keep Claire out of it. AFAIC the only way Kyle's statement could've been better is if Tara had walked in and said it herself. Free Tara!

Hey, it's Heather. 😒 Audra still in that goofy skirt. I liked her bag though. Sorta vintage Coach. Whee, Nate basically called Audra a certain gardening utensil to her face! Leave it to your true friends to give you the real talk, lol. Audra is indeed developing a pattern of using her exes as stepping stones. Summer was sure feeling herself, strutting into the Abbott manse and striking a pose in her sassy outfit. I liked the top but ehh, brown is not a seasonal color. Calm the eff down, Summer. Harrison is not YOUR son and his daddy Kyle can move wherever he wants to with him. Yeah, it is weird for Lucy to be buying gifts for Faith. Luckily for her, Faith was gracious about it. Lucy's fixation on the Cassie scrapbook was also odd. Apparently she doesn't know the full circumstances of Cassie's untimely passing. AYFKMWTS? Were Audra and Nate actually comparing Kyle to Tucker? That little poofy-haired twerp is like a Tonka truck while Tucker is a big rig. SAY IT, KYLE! SAY IT! OMG, I am screaming over here. Summer was hella stunned when Kyle reminded her who was not Harrison's biological mommy. But it is, Summer, the conversation is indeed over. You have zero, zip, nada legal rights in the matter of Harrison's custody so shut up. And then Claire came creeping into the Abbott living room like a ghost. <shudder> Wait, what? Audra can't fire her co-CEO. You're such a jokester, Nate. Lucy referred to Sharon as "Ms. Newman" when she was talking to Heather. Huh, I thought Sharon was still using Rosales as her last name. Oops, Heather accidentally clued Lucy in on Daniel being involved in Cassie's death. Guess she didn't know Daniel hadn't told Lucy yet. Oy.

Heh, I thought it was a table cloth. Who would look good in such a ridiculous skirt? Learn something new every day. After checking out some YouTube videos I realized I'd seen people doing an Apache dance but I figured it was only a tango with a bit of extra spice.

TMW you're hugging you're hugging your current lover, but all you can think about is the ex you cheated on them with last night. Yikes, Chelsea and Adam. Sally's outfit. Holey hail. Green leopard print with pointy shoulder pads. IMO whoever designed that monstrosity should be blasted out of the fashion world on a rocket. Directly into the sun. Don't be coy, Nikki. You know exactly why Victor is going after Jack again. Check your mirror. Ehh, I can't understand why JG is determined to have active GC characters living in Paris. Looked like Victor couldn't understand it either when Audra said she'd be running her part of Glissade from France. Chelsea's dress. I liked it though the color was kind of meh to me. It still takes four characters to explain the storyline for a fifth character who's mostly off-screen. Sigh. Lol, Billy, Adam has indeed been taking the stress of the Connor situation out on Chelsea. Out and back in. Repeatedly. For hours. Nekkid. Diane and Jack, you can't be this obtuse. You crapped on Kyle every which way and now you claim to be shocked that he's declared war on Jabot? Shut up the both of you. Victor stirring up sh!t between Audra and Kyle behind Kyle's back. And acting so pleased with himself as he did it. Okay. Geez, Diane, if you've forgiven Jack for the Nikki debacle, why do you keep bringing it up? Ha, ha, Kyle. The feeling you were experiencing was dumbfcukery. Victor warned Claire against you because he knew she'd tell you what he said. You stay being a tool. Dang, Audra shaded Claire right to her face and Claire picked right up on it. Hmm. Audra probably doesn't want to make an enemy of Claire. She'd probably be light work for someone raised by a psycho. I'm thinking maybe neither Diane nor Kyle should be co-CEOs since they clearly don't know what a non-complete clause is. Jack went stomping into Victor's office AGAIN? Jackie: the definition of the word "futile." Look into it. Meanwhile, Diane, "unconditional"? I do not think it means what you think you it means.

Kyle ran his mouth too much. Now watch Daniel run and tell Summer that Kyle is itching for a custody fight with her and he ain't scurred. Poor Traci. There's nothing like drop-in guests when you've already got plenty of stuff going on in your life. She's Miss Paris Popularity 2024! Victor trying to warn Claire away from Kyle was odd to me. Not sure why he'd care. Kyle's good enough to run Glissade but not to be friends with Vic's granddaughter? Phyllis and Nick still talking about Summer like she's a kid. Ehhh. StuporGirl was probably upstairs in bed getting busy with Chance at that very moment. No. He. Didn't. Please tell me Victor did not draw some kind of vague parallel between Kyle and Jordan in order to try to scare Claire. This guy. Oh get over yourselves, Chris and Danny. Nobody cares if you two kissed in front of his concert audience. TSwift and TravisK you are not. Kyle just came from Society where he was knocking back tequila and other liquor. Then the first thing he does when he gets home is pour himself another drink. I think Kyle might be developing an alcohol problem. Alan joked about crowd-surfing at a Danny Romalotti show. Heh, I'd pay $$$ to see that. The mosh pit would probably collapse into a cloudy mass of brittle bones, weak muscles, and bad knees. Didn't Victor already use the "I grew up in an orphanage" excuse last week, on Katie? Machiavelli's ghost is pointing and laughing at you, Victor. The show sure is belaboring this potential Phick renunion. Meh, poop or get off the pot, writers. Okay, apparently Grandpa Victor doesn't want Claire to become collateral damage in the war he's setting off between Kyle and Jack. Hmm. Something tells me Claire ain't scurred either.

The portal looked like a geometric version of the road to Oz. And then Disco went all Inception on us. "Aye, sir!" Space Daniel Craig earned the crews' unwavering respect. And then Disco went all 2001: A Space Odyssey on us. T'Rina was a radiant bride. But ya are, Rayner, ya are. Crabby, that is. (I hope he gets to move over to Tilly's new Starfleet Academy show. He's a solid character for someone who only showed up late in the series.) Michael and Cleveland get to live happily ever after. Meh, I hope Grudge coughs up a hairball or two on Burnham's head. Future Book aged well. Burnham and Book's house was reminiscent of Picard's. Very 20th-century Earth. Good casting for Leto. He really did look like he could be Burnham and Book's son. The final words of the series were, "Let's fly." Good grief. Did any of the other ST shows end with the captain's catchphrase? Bye, ST: Discovery. It's been a bumpy ride.

Wow, Tariq turned Anya out fast. She went from innocent naif to coke-sniffing sex bomb in less than 60 seconds, ha ha. Brayden's new girlfriend has sickle cell. Hmm, doesn't seem to me like doing coke would help that but maybe it does at least distract from the pain. Monet's family meals are disaster buffets. Her kids are not trying to hear her motherly words of wisdom anymore. Diana needs to move far away if she wants to protect her child from the game because neither her family nor Tariq are going to stop criming. Tariq, it only takes one time to get someone pregnant. You must've missed class on the day the high school gym coach showed the biology 101 video. Noma's drug-dealing chickens came home to roost. Anya better do a better job of hiding her wild behavior from her mother. Not sure why Davis was still trying to staff a law firm since he can't practice right now and can't get new clients. Zion has a odd way of talking. Does he have a speech impediment or is it the grill? "Tiny Tommy." Please, Brayden only wishes he was as badass as Tommy. That wasn't the clever jab Zion thought it was. Tariq is unbelievable, pretending like he didn't know Anya was Noma's daughter. Anya might've been humiliated if she'd had any idea Tariq set her up to be his leverage against her mother. Of course Monet starts pulling her kids back into the game, beginning with the weakest link, Dru. Oh brother, Tariq tripping on acid. He looked like Alice in Wonderland, except for the part where he shot his alter ego in the head instead of trying to play flamingo croquet with the Red Queen. So Diana's having a boy. That poor kid is already hopeless, assuming he'll even be born before someone kills Diana. Zion and Noma, nose-to-nose. Noma was good at acting unnerved. Cane won the boxing match by default because Zion tried to cheat. Yawn. Who was Carter's wife? He's having a hard time letting her go, talking like she's still alive and with him in their house. Okay, Carter is dirty as well as kinda crazy. If drug dealers are operating, innocent people are being harmed. He has to know that unless he has a special way of defining "innocent."

Yes, it would be perfect timing. Plus, there's been long-standing speculation Harrison isn't Kyle's kid either because Tara messed with the DNA tests. Harrison's real daddy would turn out to be Theo, or some other guy Tara cheated on Ashland with.

Spumor has it that wherever Kyle ends up with Harrison in tow, Claire would live with them to be the full-time nanny. Then--get this--Summer and Chance would marry and move into a house together in order to bolster her claim for custody of Harrison. An Abbott and a Newman vs. a Newman and a Chancellor. Who would win?

Gotta applaud the savagery, lol. I think Nikki is too well-known to pull that off. Claire could probaby start an OnlyFans though, if she kept the camera angles below her shoulders. 😉

Scary Poppins. Good one, Red. Bonus points if you manage to call Claire that to her face. Summer, lowkey trying to sic your mommy and daddy on your ex-husband is lame. And how does Phyllis know enough about Audra to be ragging on her anyway? Victor talking out of both sides of his mouth, again. He always says family is above all yet he had no problem encouraging Kyle to betray his. Kyle, you're a tool! Literally. Another mention of Tucker. 🤔 Well, I sure hope he planted some spies or poison pills in those cosmetics companies Kyle was proud to be seamlessly folding into Glissade. Adam, have you met Chelsea before? She's the one who decided she had to tell Johnny she was his bio-mom. Chelsea ain't keeping her lips zipped about cheating on Billy with you. Cash money on the table, I bet she'll tearfully confess it to Billy before the next full moon. Grandpa Vic, the reason Claire was out so late is because she probably has a GPS tracker on Kyle. Sure. Summer told her parents she didn't want to take Harrison from Kyle. AS IF THAT WERE EVEN LEGALLY POSSIBLE, you moron. FOH. Diane starting more ish between Summer and Kyle. Whew chile. But Summer was going to find out about Kyle moving out within a few hours anyway. I think Diane used her as a proxy to attack Kyle. Diabolical. Guilt-ridden Chelsea in a major panic to get back to Billy in GC. Meanwhile, Adam was not sweating anything, at least not what just happened between him and Chelsea. Nice symmetry. Re the previews: Rock On and Cricket in Paris. Sacre bleh.

And it could've been even worse. According to Billy's various bios on the interwebs, July 4th is his birthday. The show completely ignored it, lol. Ugh, there are spumors floating that Chelsea will end up pregnant as a result of her sad tryst with Adam. Who asked for another WTD? situation, this time involving Billy, Chelz, and Adam? Who??!!!?!?

Seriously, Jack? You went over to Victor's office to shake your finger in his face? Sigh, I can't with this guy. Speaking of not drinking because you only have one kidney: Adam had no problem knocking back some booze today. One would think that'd be putting Adam's health at risk like Faith's might be if she drank. Especially when he's so stressed out. Also, I laughed at how many times Chelsea and mentioned they were drinking bourbon. The bottle looked to me like a knockoff of Crown Royal Canadian whiskey. Guess TPTB didn't want to risk getting hit with a trademark infringement charge. Victor threw in Jack's face that Kyle hates him. Kyle is hella mad right now but I doubt he loathes Jack. Geez, Vic, that was cruel even for you. 🎶Errbody in the room gettin' tipsy🎶 Drunken comfort sex between Connor's parents arriving in 3...2...1... Wow, Victor lied to Nick about the reason for Jack's heated visit. That likely won't sit well once Victor's schemes against Jack become apparent to Nick. Sally told Billy she's a Cubs fan. Huh. Not the Dodgers or the Angels? Oy, ultimatums are usually not a good idea, Kyle. Especially rude ones. IMO you need to take a whole stadium of seats. Heh, Sally suggested she and Billy fly out to MD to surprise Adam and Chelsea. Good thing the Jabot jet doesn't have a "supersonic" speed, lol. Diane. Will you ever stop stabbing your own son in the back? Worst. Mother. Ever. O hai, Phyllis. Dang, Sally and Billy out here giving each other tongue baths over what great partners they are to Adam and Chelsea. Meanwhile, cheaters Adam and Chelsea out there preparing to wake up with hangovers and huge regrets.

Ehhh, no Tucker recasts please. If it's not TSJ, he must stay away! 😉

NP, the entire post was a thing of beauty but I particularly liked this because it was a way unexpected reference. (NSFW, naughty language). Kay used to have holiday pool parties at the Chancellor Estate too! Seemed like she and John Abbott would switch off on hosting it. And didn't there also used to be a party for Labor Day, as an unofficial end of the summer storylines? Those pool party episodes were amazing because most of the cast would be in them. Nowadays there are hardly ever moments when all the key families are on at the same time. Too expensive.

Isn't it interesting how we just found out were just reminded Faith doesn't drink either. Maybe cousins Faith and Claire will hang out together and not drink. 🙄 Phyllis loves to be overdramatic. Didn't she have to give a chunk of money to Jeremy Stark when she tried to fake her own death? I don't think she got it back. She later blackmailed Tucker to the tune of a few million for not exposing one or two of his schemes and I think maybe she's been living off that money. Meanwhile, residing in a hotel can't be cheap, even in GC.

Not sure why Diane acted so shocked to hear Kyle might've gone to work for Victor. He's done it before. A business meeting in Chancellor Park. If Victor wants to keep his involvement in Glissade a secret, having a confab about it in a public park made no sense to me. I see you, Claire, lowkey trying to sic your mommy on Summer wrt the impending custody battle over Harrison. Vikki was right though; Claire should stay out of it but oops, too late now. Sorry, Nikki, you've moved down on the list of Jack's problems with his wife. Yay, Michael was honest with Diane about VIctor's bizarre loyalty tests for him and Cole. She was quickly able to realize Jack was Victor's true target. Why did Victor shake Kyle's hand but not Audra's? He did it twice and she just stood there like it was no big deal. MISOGYNY NOT FTW. And then Kyle had a tête-à-tête with Claire in the middle of Society. Where Summer could walk in at any time. Huh? OMG, Victoria! Claire is a grown@$$ woman, not a child! You can't run her life or chose who she hangs out with. Seek therapy, you loon. Whee, GC's master harbinger of doom walked into the coffeehouse and straight proceeded to climb up Diane's hiney. Victor read her like a set of IKEA instructions for building a combination sofa/bunk bed, written in Sanskrit translated from Swedish. Hard. Claire, if you don't drink that means you don't take sips here and there to be sociable. Not cute. Bouffant Boy was certainly impressed though. TMW you're trying to sneak into your home undetected, and right off the bat the person you're backstabbing with his archenemy confronts you. Kyle, you might want find a nice nearby volcano you can fall into.

Did you mean this dress Abby had on: I liked it too and thought about getting it until I found out how much it costs. The lowest price I found was just short of $300 and it is not worth that much. The fabric is basically gauze. Meh, I don't care so much because JG is being too obvious about trying to create a big mystery of it. The only thing that would get me bothered is if Traci gets physically intimate with Alan before finding out he's actually Martin. AFAIC Y&R does not need to depict another sexual assault based on lack of mutual fully-informed consent. The show almost went there with Ashley and Martin and that was enough of that crap.

Traci had some kind of weird flirtation with Cane (Lily's ex-husband) and he kissed her. The actor who played Cane was unprofessional about it on social media though. (On the day the episode with the kiss was broadcast, he made it clear to his followers he didn't want to do the scene.)

Abby and Traci's whole conversation about why no one told Abby about Ashley's mental break annoyed me. So what if Ashley didn't want Abby to know? AFAIC she should've been told, well before Ashley ended up checking herself into a mental hospital in another country. Alan offering Traci an expensive gift. Ehh. As long as he's going that route though, the scarf better have been from Hermès. Geez, Billy! You might as well take an ad out and let the whole world know about Jill's illness. If Jill had wanted to share the secret with Devon she would've told him herself. William. Not only are you stupid, you assume Lily, Devon, and your mommy are too. Nah, Jill may have cardiac troubles but her brain is clearIy working fine. She saw right through your "Abbott-Chancellor" ploy and refused to back you up. Weird how instead of wearing the scarf Alan gave her, Traci sat clutching it to her bosom for dear life. Hey Summer, news flash: you've never had a child either. IMO you sounded like a fool trying to lord your "motherhood" over Claire. Billy throwing condescending attitude at Devon at the board meeting. I don't know how Devon managed not to punch his uncle-in-law in the junk. Smart of Alan to stick to non-verifiable anecdotes depicting his relationship with his twin brother. It made Traci feel like she was getting special inside scoop. And Alan didn't tell her any facts she could later prove were untrue. Claire excused herself to go make snacks for Harrison. Huh, I thought that was Mrs. Martinez's job. Billy was lowkey kinda rude to Jill when it was clear she was losing the demerger decision. Lol, I think she should've just declared that as CEO she gets five votes. 🎶Traci & Alan, sittin' in a tree. K-i-s-s, i-n-g.🎶 I was nervously happy for Traci. He better not be Martin. Whatever with your custody battle threat, Summer. I have a feeling you'll soon find out you have no legal standing in Harrison's life at all. Free Tara!

Burnham's "Let's jump" is just slightly less silly than her "Let's fly." Loved how the Breen swept in and snatched the prize while Burnham was taking time to pat herself on the back. So why doesn't Space Daniel Craig ever sit in the captain's chair when Burnham leaves him in charge? Superstition? Feelings of unworthiness? I don't really understand the Breen helmet technology. Burnham's three feet of hair fit in it without a bulge. Bad time to have a relationship discussion, while you're sneaking around on an enemy ship. Michael and Book are ridiculous. Rayner does have a lot of nervous energy. It works for him so back off, Tilly. Book flirting with a Breen. Didn't sound like he swings the Breen playboy's way though, ha ha. Burnham and Moll, two nutbag sides of the same coin. Why would they jump inside that thing not knowing where they'd end up or if they'd survive the trip? Rhy's fight with those Breen soldiers looked like something straight out of Star Wars. Those sticks they using were practically light sabers. Let's do this! Yay, Raynor!

Diana was so dumb using Monet's credit card. Is Dru's car bulletproof? Seemed like Cane's gunshots were bouncing right off it. Carter was oddly unimpressed when Det. Tate told him Roman had ratted out Zion. Surprised to see cousin Janet again. I thought she'd already gone back home. Can't stand Noma but I sure like the way she dresses. Guess Davis didn't pass his audition to be Noma's lover and escort to social events. Cane made the classic Bond villain mistake: running his mouth instead of just getting on with it. He should've shot Dru when he had the chance, and not while standing within kicking distance. Cane was like Noma's live Black Ken doll, lol. He'd probably never worn a tailored suit in his life. Tariq killed Salim! He's becoming a straight up serial killer. Tariq better hope there weren't security cameras at Salim's place, inside or out. Young Dru was not about that thug life. He shot Monet's drug connect and his being upset afterward didn't faze her at all. "But Ma, I wanna kill Dru! He's standing right here!" Brayden's underground nightclub operation was interesting. And then Noma's daughter showed up. Anya had no idea she was in enemy territory but Tariq sure did. Bet he'll use her as leverage against Noma.

She played Diane. It was after her soap got cancelled (ATWT). The backstage gossip at the time said at Y&R she was throwing her weight around like she was CBS royalty or something. Allegedly it ticked off several of the cast members, including some key vets, and EB used his influence with TPTB to get her fired. The ambulance scene was rumored to be deliberately symbolic of MW being tossed out of the show. Whatever, I'm one of the viewers who has never and likely will never give Victor/EB a pass for that ambulance scene. I don't see such abusive behavior ever being justified, in real life or on TV. Re Susan Walters, several actresses have played Diane and I don't see her portrayal as the best one. However, right now I think her style and demeanor fit well with PB's. She does "married into old money" in a way that isn't annoying, I think.

Sharon sitting on the couch totally spaced out. Right there with ya, Sharon. 😉 Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back, Diane. There were plenty of options other than firing Kyle. That solution only benefited you. Sounded like Lucy wants to be a party girl. Meanwhile, Faith said she doesn't drink anymore. Faith better not get in a car with Daniel's daughter. Just sayin.' <RIP Cassie> Kyle basically told Audra he sees the two of them as birds of a feather. He's trying way hard to convince himself he's not making a huge mistake by agreeing to be her co-CEO. Good luck with that, Bouffant Boy. Oh hey, it's Chloe. 🙄 Audra, feel free to stop crowing about what you did to Tucker. Nobody is as impressed as you are. Diane still doing a hard sell on Jack regarding her status at Jabot. Gotta make sure she keeps him firmly under her thumb, especially with Kyle out of the way. At least Kyle had the sense to question Victor's motives. Meanwhile, Audra claimed her business acumen was widely known so of course Victor wanted her to help run Glissade. Yoda says, "The delusion is strong in this one." I was amazed at how patient Faith was with Lucy. Especially after the way Lucy keeps bringing up dark moments in Faith's life. A less gracious person might've reminded Lucy about the sordid histories of her biological mommy and grandmommy. Whoa, Summer did not like seeing Kyle with Audra. She reacted like she'd just stepped in a fresh mound of cow poop. Summer all but laughed in Chloe's yammering face. Loved how she pointed out Chloe's try-hard, suck-up Marchetti outfit. Another mention of Allie! It makes sense that Jabot would have Allie step into Ashley's position as lead chemist temporarily. Maybe the actress is being brought back. Summer's outfit. Guess denim pantsuits are in style again. I didn't hate it though. The way Sharon kept moving in and out of the present moment was weird. Smart of her to contact her doctor about her new bipolar medication. AFAIC, Diane is vile. Kyle doesn't belong at his own family's company? I can't with Jack consigning Diane's relentless backstabbing of their son. Re the previews: Chelsea & Adam comfort sex at the NoTell Hotel? Whee, messiness! Sorry, Sally and Billy.

Billy having a conversation about a child's private medical issues in the middle of the coffeehouse. Good grief, surely he has wifi at his home he could use. Wherever that is. Whoa, Diane coming out guns a-blazin'. Showdown at the Jabot Corral. Giddyup. Audra still bragging about the way she vanquished Tucker. Girl, bye. You don't even know how much of a hand puppet you are for Victor Newman now. I liked Sally's blowout today. Her hair looked luxurious to me. Despite Audra's attempt to stir up crappiness, Sally was quite calm and logical about Adam having to spend so much time with Chelsea due to Connor's troubles. Fail, Audra. Solid fail. WTF, Diane? How are you being such a viper to your own son? I cannot understand why she's gone to these drastic extremes. Then Billy showed up and tried to undermine Sally's friendship with Audra. Gah, Billy, where do you get the freaking nerve? People should be warning Sally to stay away from YOU. And of course Jack the simp sided with his shrieking wife against Kyle. The guy has the foresight of a goldfish. But Jack, you did give your wife a job she didn't deserve and isn't qualified for. Seems to me the business world has a clear view on your poor decisions of late. Diane turning on the crocodile tears for Jack's benefit. Pssht. Maybe she's trying to get Kyle kicked out of the Abbott manse too. It made no sense to me why Billy was having a long, contemplative talk with Sally regarding their mutual romantic relationships. Please tell me that wasn't a chem test. Jack mentioned seeing Allie in Paris! Too bad the audience didn't get to see her as well. Bet she and Abby are hanging out together. With all due respect, Victor (🙄), Audra is a waste of time. She's bringing little more to the Glissade table than her cooch. Ya boy Kyle's been there, done that.