movingtargetgal

What kind of advice on women can uncle Sonny give Spencer? "One thing you have to remember Spencer, women love it when you throw barware at them while you call them whores. It's how they know you really love them."

Yes Carly you are impulsive, stupid and a sociopath! Oh, you totally suck as a mother.

I always thought Spencer Pratt was a Major douchebag... tonight I promoted him to a General Douchebag.

Oh, another thing Sonny, since it is not good for the baby if it's mother is put under excessive stress, maybe you should not be telling the mother you are going to murder her between the time the baby is born and the placenta being delivered.

Question from Mr. Moving. Does Sonny knocking the martini out of Ava's hand count as thrown barware? He is newly retired and has slowly but surely picked up on my GH habit. He is obsessed at the amount of barware throwing Sonny does and likes to keep track. Before every show he asks me "Do you think Sonny with throw any barware today?". I really need to find him another hobby.

The rhythm method is THE MOST reliable method of birth control ever! Just ask my great grandmother who had 19 kids by her 38th birthday. Christy's boyfriend seemed shocked that their birth control was an iPhone app. Had they not discussed this before? Especially since he had experienced a loss of a baby due to a genetic issue.

So now we are getting this Diamond character as a Julian/Fluke go between because AG is on another vacation. I think every time we see Diamond there should be a caption that says "filling in for Fluke is Diamond". If AG still wants Luke Spencer to be on the front burner than he should make himself available to do the job. If not have the powers that be back burner or kill off Luke.

STFU Kiki Michael call Jax, it is not getting into the middle of things to tell a father that his 8 year old daughter is now living with her mother's serial killer boyfriend. I love Nathan for having Maxie's back. Dante glad you told Sonny how selfish he is. If only you had knocked him on his ass before doing so. I would have loved seeing Sonny lying on the floor looking up at you while you were telling him off.

Kristen, if Aviva says she is not going to Montana feel grateful you dodged a bullet. Don't poke the crazy and challenge her. With that level of insanity you just can't win.

Michael should be calling Jax for help with his mother, Morgan and ELQ. Let's face it Jax has been the only reliable parental figure Carly's boys had while they were growing up. He would do anything for them. If he knew Morgan was hurting from the SONNYAVACRYPTSEX/ I'm going to be a father or a brother cluster**k, he'd be there. If he knew Michael was in over his head at ELQ, he'd be there. If he knew Joss was living with a serial killer, he'd have been there by now. Michael is really going to need Jax once he finds out Sonny killed AJ and that Carly knew.

I call bullshit on this whole situation. There is no way in hell Jax would sit by and allow this to happen. Joss said she heard Jax call Franco a Pycho while she was "down under......the table" (Yep she is indeed a Carly spawn). He has had physical custody of Joss when he heard about Carly and Franco. He was in another country. You can't tell me that Jax could not have gone before a judge and obtained full custody of Joss. The child's mother is involved with a serial killer, brain tumor or no brain tumor with a crazy ass mother who keeps escaping mental institutions and kidnapping people. Joss's safety is at risk. Even if all the judges were idiots and gave Carly custody anyway, Jax would have taken off with Joss until Carly came to her senses.

I still think that Kiki could be a Silas/Nina comababy.

Anna really needed to bitch slap Sonny today. When he stormed out of her office the expression on his face was that of a 13 year old boy storming out of the principal's office. Julian should have bitch slapped Duke and reminded him that HE did not kill Anna and Duke's unborn baby. His sister Olivia Jerome did.

I think the problem everyone has had with Nathan was that Maxie was on her way out of town the night they met. He was then bogged down with the lame did Silas kill Nina story. I love his relationship with Maxie. Nathan is supportive of Maxie, challenges her when she is wrong, yet does not judge her. The only worry I have with Nathan is that Maxie has had two boyfriends, Jesse and Coop, who were cops and they were both murdered. I don't want Maxie to go through that again. I like his relationship with Britt, his new sister. It's fun watching them bond over how f'ed up their mother is. He is already 10 times the cop Dante is. Unlike Dante, who was shot in the chest by his mobster father and then let him get away with it, Nathan eagerly threw his mother's sorry ass in jail when he found out she "killed" Nina.

Why would any daughter tell their "friends" on camera that: 1. her 80 year old dad had a three way with his 25 year old fiancé 2. in her house 3. in her son's room (the bed did have clean sheets) 4. the guest star in said threesome is a former Miss USA 5. this ex Miss USA just walked into the room And 6. texted about it to ensure EVERYONE would keep talking about it throughout the event's host's speech. Aviva and George are dreadful. She needs to be institutionalize and he needs to be incarcerated.

Sonny, or as he is known in the Moving home, Fredo Corleone is the whiniest, whiner who has ever whined. He spreads his whine around Port Charles like a virus. Look at what he has done to Duke and now Anna. Duke was vulnerable after all he spent 20 years in a Turkish prison, but Anna F*cking Devane, international superspy, this is just too much for me. She is not only a whiney mess, she is a dumbed down whiney mess.

Her inner beauty queen came out to play.

Heather you are indeed a snotty lying liar who lies. You are now being called out by the group. Somewhere Alexis Belino is laughing her ass off.

I think Morgan would be upset if/when he finds out Ava shot Olivia and killed Connie, but he will view it as part of the business. Now with Sonny killing AJ, he will view it as Sonny's betrayal of Michael. He will forgive Ava way before he forgives Sonny.

It would be a cross between HBO' Big Love and The Godfather. Fredo and his three wives.

This guy seems the type that when "babysitting" his child would not change its diaper and let the poor thing sit in it until mommy comes home. When we would put the suitcases in the car Callie would poop at the bottom of the stairs before I could even get back into the house to get my purse. When we returned there would be poop on the same spot and she totally ignored us. The next morning one more poop, however, she would be on speaking terms with us and all was forgiven...until next time. She would pee outside the box when she had a UTI. She would strut into the room, make eye contact with me, and pee. Cats are very smart and do know how to get their point across.

Wouldn't be sick and twisted if Sonny became impotent due to his guilt and shame over murdering AJ and screwing Ava on his grave. He then discovers that he can only become aroused at fresh grave sites. He and Ava (who just wants to stay alive) become serial crypt sex offenders. Using hidden cameras Anna and Dante catch them in the act and arrest them. Imagine the faces of various PC residents as they watch the graveside video and the Pervert Perpwalk of the half dressed duo broadcast over the internet.

I also love the Airport Movies. In fact Airport '75 was the first "grown up" movie I ever saw in a movie theater. Mr. Moving bought me the Airport Terminal Pact (Airport, Airport "75, Airport '77/ the Concord and Airport '79) DVD set for my birthday a few years back. It is a running joke between us that these DVDs are the most romantic gift he ever gave me.

Aviva you are wrong, the way George grabbed Kristen's wrist so she could not get away before he grabbed her breast is an act of a SEXUAL PREDITOR.

The manicure scene had me crying as well. My grandmother always had her "nails done" and when she was in hospice care (lung cancer) she could not tolerate the fumes from the nail polish and remover. After she passed we were waiting for the funeral director, I noticed how bad her nails were and I told the nurse my grandmother would never have gone anywhere with her hands looking like that. A few minutes later she came back with a manicure kit and I was able to do this one last thing for my grandmother.