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Just a reminder 10pm tonight on ABC Jill Zarin "stars" in Celebrity Wife Swap.

You are not weird. I just turned 50 and I love retro tv shows like the Golden Girls and Rosanne. I am also obsessed with bad 1970's shows like Charlie's Angels, Emergency, The Bionic Woman and The Six Million Dollar Man. They are just hysterical. That is my secret shame. Please don't judge me too harshly. I really wish there was a retro soap network I would love to see shows like the Doctors, Another World and Santa Barbara.

Why is Levi so: pasty yet orange, doughie but has muscles and lacking in eyebrows? Why does he wear an overly thick Bruce Jenner wig? Why are all the gay men in Port Charles obsessed with 1980's television shows featuring elderly women? References of the Golden Girls and Jessica Fletcher from Murder She Wrote were weird coming from three twenty-something men.

Thank you NiqueAlexis for putting into words my feelings about Mac and Maxie. Whenever Mac refers to Georgie(sr), Robin and Maxie as "my girls" my heart melts. These young women are his heart and soul. He has had the patience of Job when it comes to Maxie and has been a source of unconditional love and acceptance without enabling or excusing her behavior. I think Mac is the best father in soaps.

The Manzos business dealings have not always been legitimate. There are numerous reports that Albert's father Tiny Manzo was connected to and an enforcer for the Gambino mob family. He was murdered and found naked in the trunk of his car allegedly for skimming from one of their casinos.. Albert defrauded the people of NJ when he lied about his place of residence to obtain an appointment to Water Commissioner, which he was paid about $7000 a year, not a lot of money but the job came with state benefits including a pension. Albert and Caroline are also best friends with Bernie Kerik. Kerik was the NYC police commissioner who went to federal prison for fraud and was also alleged to have mob connections. If you google Tiny Manzo, Albert Manzo fraud, and Bernie Kerik it will be an interesting read.

She reminds me more of one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz. Those flying monkeys gave me nightmares every time I watched that movie. Nina has the same effect on me.

Lola16 I've already taken care of that, and your welcome.

If I were Julian I would be really pissed that these to keep having their "secret" meetings in my house.

Melissa admitted to feeding information about Teresa to Danielle. Danielle is a dangerous kind of crazy and if my sister-in-law worked against me with her I would NEVER forgive her for potentially endangering my family in order to push her way onto a TV show. As far as Caroline and Jacqueline turning on Teresa, I think it is a case of jealousy. Caroline saw her and her family (Dina, Jacqueline, the husbands and kids) as the stars of the show with Teresa being a supporting player. They viewed Teresa as being their comic relief. But Teresa became the breakout star and Caroline and Co. resents Teresa because of it.  

Remember from the season previews there was a shot of Aviva's fake leg on the floor. I am now convinced that Aviva will have a tantrum regarding her asthma and will fling her leg unto the floor to "prove" to the other housewives that she is indeed an amputee.

This would make a great country and western song all it needs is the dueling banjos.

At this point it appears that Ava has nothing to lose...Sonny is going to kill her. On her next doctors appointment she needs to stand in front of the nurses station, Anna, Dante, Olivia, Carly, Kiki, Morgan and most importantly Monica and Micheal, and scream at the top of her lungs... "Help me Sonny Corinthos has been holding me hostage and is planning to kill me as soon as I give birth because I killed Connie and I saw him murder AJ!! " "Oh, Michael your mother has known about Sonny murdering your father all along and she has helped keep me hostage has been plotting my murder with Sonny. Just in case Sonny whines about how guilty he feel know that this baby was conceived in the Quatermaine crypt after AJ's funeral." Then let the chips fall where they may. Ava, Sonny and Carly all hauled off to jail.

If Alice needs a new heart let it be Levi's. His character would finally have a purpose.

So, they felt a need for a repeat showing of SonnyAvaCryptSex, because it wasn't disgusting enough to see once.

I have been watching the marathon of season 2. This show was so much more fun back then. The Gorgas really ruined this show.

Did anyone else want to snatch that stupid hat off poor Spencer's head? I felt second hand embarrassment for him.

I think it was Fluke. Maybe Fluke threatened him, Sam or Danny boy and he felt he had no choice, but could not go through with it.

I just read that Jill is doing an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap with Jenna von Oy from Blossom. She just won't go away will she?

I have thought Heather is a nasty piece of work since last season. At Aviva's party Ramona told Heather she did not want to argue and walked away from her. Heather kept following Ramona around the party and getting in her face. She would not let Ramona "escape". Heather was gleeful and so proud of herself for provoking Ramona, who for once was trying to behave herself. That incident told me all I needed to know about Heather.

Excuse me, but if anyone is going to be handcuffed to Nathan for two weeks it will be me.

I think Fluke is Trevor Lansing. Trevor has hated Sonny since he was 5years old when Sonny pushed his pregnant mother down the stairs and she almost lost Rick. Trevor told her she had to choose between him and their baby or demon child Sonny. Adela choose Sonny and gave Rick to Trevor to raise. Trevor has always loathed Sonny for that. One of Trevor's best lines was "Sonny is a mad dog and should be put down." Trevor was right.

I really love how Rick and Caroline are trying to look out for Ally. You really got a big brother rather than CEO vibe from Rick when he confronted Oliver about the recording. Rick was very emotional at the thought of Ally being taken advantage of and potentially hurt by Oliver.

Let's not forget that right after watching his mother's murder, he was suspected in her murder, he was stalked by a serial killer with a vampire fetish and learning he was his biological father. . .Sam became his foster mother only to have Silas show up and demand ownership (I mean custody) of him. Then his foster brother, Danny boy, gets cancer and thankfully recovers. Molly rejects him and his fragile heart is broken (first love heartbreak is the worst). Meanwhile Uncle Silas is too distracted that realize this kid needs help. Silas should have taken it for granted that this young man needed a guardian who would worry about him. I wouldn't let Silas raise a goldfish.

I find that I am also on Franco's side. My rational is that in the past both men have done horrible things, however, unlike Sonny, Franco feels remorse and shame about the things he has done and is trying to be a better man. Sonny sees nothing wrong with the evil things he has done and blames everyone but himself for his actions. He continues this behavior because he feels justified/entitled to keep doing what he has been doing because he is a "good family man". Sonny will never change.

Really gross thought here...I think they may be setting up another round of Sonny and Carly. There has been too much rehashing of their history over the past few days. When the Sonny shot AJ and Carly knew about it reveal happens the sh*t will hit the fan. No one will have anything to do with them. They will only have each other in their "grief" (because we all know neither one of them is capable of feeling shame or disgust by their own behavior ), and turn to each other yet again.