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Oh my gawd. I spit my coke out laughing!

My thoughts: Oh Jorge. Stupid idiot Jorge. As soon as I saw him at the beginning sweeping, I laughed my ass off. Didn’t he say he was supposed to make the money while the wife cooked, cleaned and kept house? I didn’t find anything special about Afasia in her lingerie modelling. She wants to be rich and famous? She should try porn. Jorge looks like the schlup he is. Nicole and Azan walking – hilarious. Azan saying Nicole is not healthy and needs to do a lot of workouts – again another lmfao. Seeing Azan telling her to eat healthy and go to the gym, Nicole had a deer in headlights look. Chantel and Pedro. Snooze. Matt and whatshername - don't care. The chick that is being catfished. Who cares.

If Paraminder Nagra's brother is Ward or a Ward reincarnation. I am out. Robbie's brother is an ass. I am on the Yo Yo love train. She and May need to team up and kick some butt. Yo Yo's friend is an ass but I knew that was coming. Otherwise, a Daisy lite episode which for me, is a good thing.

Finished season 1b. Liked it for what it is... something easy going, cheesy, whatever you want to call it. I enjoyed the addition of Wilmer Valderrama and wish that Mila Kunis would have done the weather girl role as a cameo just for kicks. My favourite by far is Sam Elliot. Will be watching season 2.

Article about which couple(s) do not get married. You have been warned! http://starcasm.net/archives/358565

But remember Jorge doesn't want an American woman. American women are all feminists. I hope Anfisa takes every last dollar of his and them some. At least she is honest with her intentions and doesn't give a rat's ass. Azan may see Nicole as a green card ticket but he found himself a batshit crazy spoiled child. I wonder if he thought that maybe it maybe a love match after all with him winning her over to his religion and culture? It does happen. I too wanted to vomit with the African "prince". He's a liar liar pants on fire who lies. She needs to see his dirty plate to know that he ate so she knows that he isn't lying to her? Seriously that is just another load of whole lots of crazy. Why can't these people just find someone in their own country?

The whole thing is just a bunch of bullshit. First, if Jorge was such an old fashioned guy (remember his comment? He dislikes feminist American women because he wants to take care of his woman), ok he can’t even get a freaking apartment. She can’t cook. So traditional -not. Like the poster above, her idea is to supervise everything while cooks, nannies, maids etc do everything. I see Jorge sweating because I think he has grossly over exaggerated his income for the eye candy that Afashia is. Unless this is TLC produced drama. Matt is an loser ass. Catfish lady is an idiot. If Mo can get past the interview – what do you think? Your Niagrian Prince can fake it. Looks like Nicole’s vacation maybe cut short. If she wanted some hot guy to bone her 24/7, she should have gone to Jamaica. She may have had more luck.

@Adeejay posted in the Happily Ever After thread the following: So does that mean that Mark and Nikki's prenup is null and void?

All I see are pictures of the grandkid and meme's about love, honesty, etc. blech

FYI: http://starcasm.net/archives/358182 I checked Dani's FB page. I couldn't find any comments

Funny thing was that when Melanie commented about the whole situation of Devar supporting his sister, I took it as she won't support someone who isn't working. So if Punkeshar had a job and go to school but need a little extra to make ends meet from Devar, I can't see Melanie flat out saying no. I understood it as you work, you go to school and Devar can add a bit extra to the income if he can. Not have Punkeshar totally dependent on the money Devar sent. But I agree with posters above - Melanie knew what she was getting into with Devar. He told her he would be supporting family back home. She really shouldn't be so surprised. Daya and Brett - snooze. Mo and Dani - hmmm same stuff different day. Really am tired of their scripted crap. Pao and Russ - again, don't care.

Best line tonight: "It's just a guidance system, it's not like you are handing us the death star from Star Trek." As a Trekkie - I seriously lol'd that one.

The others (even Dani and Mo) actually met in person before pursuing a K1. Nicole and Azan are probably the only couple who have not even met in person before her trip to Morocco. I don't think even if there were no issues with terrorism in the States that Nicole would be able to obtain a K1 visa for Azan without at least meeting him in person once. Despite what Kyle and the others have said about how easy it is to get the visa. I guess I am just tired of all the scripted bullcrap. If it wasn't for the snark postings I would have given up on this show a few seasons ago.

When I saw Nicole hiding in Azan's shoulder at the dinner, it brought back memories of Dani hiding in Mo's shoulder during the couple's tell all show. I was looking for a side by side comparison but out of luck.

Things I do not understand: How Alla is attaracted to goober Matt? How goober Matt is so much like Mark? Who is watching Max? Why Azan’s family is so nice to Nicole? Are they looking at her as the great American savior? Which they are going to be let down if that's what they think. When she said Arabian prince – I gagged. And then she said she cheated on him? With who and why didn’t she stay with whomever she cheated with? It’s so obvious that these two are so different that it won’t work. How does Pedro not know that Chantel is such a party head – seriously she went on vacation in DR when she was visiting him and they went clubbing? WTF changed that they are in Florida? Until Jorge comes clean with this “big” secret – I don’t think anyone really cares.

@realitymaven Thank you!! Explains alot on how it's re-enactments or tlc production driven. Mo and Dani are very narcissist and fools for being used by TLC/Sharp entertainments. They will go away eventually like the Duggers and the Boos. If Mo really wants to come to Canada (as a Canadian the thought disgusts me), I think Nunavut would be the best place for him.

She had a co-sponsor. What really bothers me is the time line. I feel alot of the Mo/Dani drama or scenes are re-enactments for tv. Didn't he already come and gone with the Florida Floozie? Hasn't Mo received his green card? I'm so confused with what we know with what we see on tv, I wish that the mods can set up a locked timeline that is updated by them with what has happened compared with what is happening on a week basis that is show on tv. Or just some timeline with dates.

Not a baseball fan but really loving this show. I couldn't believe the twist either of dad being deceased the whole time. I hope they don't go with Mark-Paul as her love interest. I rather have it that she develops bonds with the teammates and finds someone outside of baseball for romance. Will be checking this one out again.

The actor John Ross Bowie (Jimmy DeM) occasionally plays Barry Kripke on Big Bang Theory.

I loved the first episode. It was fast paced. I agree with posters above that a) they have zero confidence in Kiefer’s character that he can do the job b) the general was too gung ho to go straight out and attack and then stage treason because Tom won’t attack just yet. Even Bush didn’t attack within 24 hours if memory serves me correct after 9/11. Maggie Q’s character was calling someone named Scott which is a senator (as per IMBD). I lol’d when Penn’s character advised Keifer’s character he’s going to move to Canada (since Keifer is Canadian). I am hoping as well this is a domestic, nonislamic terrorism. Get some other group with some political agenda trying to get noticed. I’ll be tuning in but I hope they do not make the main focus of the show all season about who to blame for the bombing. I like the fish out of water storyline with having Kal Penn’s character and the secret service people watching Tom’s back.

As soon as I saw Aida I thought - Oh look a Fembot! Agree - too much eye makeup on Daisy and also what was with the chunky necklace? Love Yo-Yo and hope she and Mack finally hook up but I love the fact she has Daisy's back. Thank gawd no more Brett Dalton! Simmons being higher up is annoying. May seeing dead people - I like the fact that she is getting a storyline but seriously this?!? Ghost rider looks seriously cool.

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