Snarky McSnarky

People of a certain age who live in SoCal may remember her father, Christopher Nance. He was a weatherman on the NBC affiliate in Los Angeles for many years. Apparently, he refused to acknowledge that Noella was his child. He was later accused of sexual harassment and lost his job at the station. https://allaboutthetea.com/2021/10/08/rhoc-newbie-noella-bergener-mourns-the-loss-of-her-father-amid-ongoing-divorce-battle http://www.byjessekatz.com/nance.pdf

Her husband Ryne Holliday owns a company in Hawaii that rents out luxury vacation homes. https://hawaiihideaways.com/about-us

Farrah's moving out of California (with Michael's assistance). Of course they had to call TMZ. She claims it's because she was attacked for no reason at the restaurant/club. Someone on Reddit speculated that CPS has contacted her and she's getting out of the State before they can take action against her. https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/30/farrah-abraham-suicidal-thoughts-arrest-leaving-l-a/

I work with a few L.A. based doctors who do medical-legal work on the side. Not plastic surgeons, but specialists. Generally speaking, they get around $600 per hour for reviewing medical records, imaging, etc., and the same for depositions. If the case goes to trial, the daily rate runs about $7,000 plus travel if it is out of town.

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make me a match, Find me a find, Catch me a catch Matchmaker, Matchmaker Look through your book, And make me a perfect match https://pagesix.com/2022/01/14/vicki-gunvalson-hires-matchmaker-after-steve-lodge-breakup/

The scene in the luxury seating area was fakery on steroids. Literally every single table and grandstand seat behind them was empty. The scene just cut back and forth from some random race to their little group sitting around a table cheering and screaming. From the audio playback of a bugle call to Terry's horse miraculously winning, it was all fake, fake, fake (to quote Elaine on Seinfeld).

Steve Lodge is engaged. Vicki calls HIM a fame whore 😊 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10365069/Vicki-Gunvalsons-ex-fiance-Steve-Lodge-engaged-OC-teacher-THREE-MONTHS-split.html

On Yelp, Farrah called a female Gynecologist a "woman hater," and blamed the doctor for a non-working elevator in the medical office building. She also claims the doctor is being removed from the Almond medical network because of her complaint. The network's website says otherwise. https://tvshowsace.com/2021/12/25/farrah-abraham-hateful-gynecologist https://almondobgyn.com/care-team

From Radar Online. She's suing her attorney: Per their deal, Shannon walked away with $10,000 a month in support and a $1.4 million lump-sum payment. They agreed to share legal and physical custody of their kids. David agreed to pay Shannon $2,935 per month in child support plus $7,065 for spousal support. Shannon walked away with a 2015 Cadillac Escalade, a 2018 BMW 7 Series sedan, and several bank accounts. David was awarded a home in Corona, CA, his construction business and several vehicles. In the new lawsuit, Shannon reveals she is furious over the divorce settlement. She accuses her lawyers of failing to represent her properly and as a result cost her a ton of money. The RHOC stars say her lawyers failed to “include the costs of Plaintiff’s children’s ongoing education (college) and wrongfully advised” her it did not need to be included in her divorce settlement. https://radaronline.com/p/shannon-beador-real-housewives-orange-county-sues-divorce-lawyer

Heather is like a fired employee who sues to get her job back, and proceeds to make everyone's life miserable when she returns to the workplace. Shannon sucks down vodka like a bilge pump on a battleship, but won't allow prescription medications anywhere near her. OK. For anyone who is interested, according to the State Bar, Shane works for a firm in Long Beach that defends employers in workers compensation cases. They haven't updated their list of attorneys to include him yet: https://benjumeaassociates.com

"You dipped a chip, you took a bite, and you dipped AGAIN!"

Yea, she is a yoga instructor and her husband works for Salesforce. Nothing wrong with that, but they are clearly not wealthy international yacht-hoppers. https://showstarnews.com/below-deck-chelsea-mouth-wired-shut-charter-guest

"Next week on the Heather Dubrow show..."

Didn't Tamra and Eddie do a vow renewal?

Reunion shows don't draw many viewers compared to the regular season, but 348,000 is particularly low. Also, Tyler and Corey are obnoxious assholes who are way too full of themselves, as neither has actually accomplished anything in life. https://showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-tuesday-11-30-2021-top-150-cable-originals-network-finals-to-come.html

From Amazon: An in-depth look into Teen Mom star, Amber Portwood’s long history dealing with several severe mental illnesses, and how she survived almost insurmountable odds and unbearable public scrutiny to become the strong, self-assured woman she is today. As a reality TV stalwart and one of the original stars of what’s become a massive franchise, Amber Portwood has been the subject of media curiosity and public scrutiny for almost thirteen years of her life, since she was only 17. Throughout the years, Amber has struggled with up to five severe mental disorders that, especially when grouped together, would bring even the most hearty among us to their knees. Currently serving out her five years probation for a widely publicized fight with the father of her son, Amber has been on a rollercoaster of experiences since she famously emerged from prison almost eight years ago, and she is finally ready to share the painful and emotional journey that has brought her to the more stable and productive life she’s leading today. This book chronicles Amber’s journey with painstaking specificity, as she takes the reader through her harrowing battle with mental illness, and her story serves as a triumphant tale of rebirth as Amber finally conquers her demons and begins her road to a healthy and happy life. About the Author Amber Portwood was cast in the reality television series 16 and Pregnant in 2009, and has since catapulted to infamy for her several run-ins with the law that included a 17-month stint in prison. She is the mother of two children, and currently stars on the show Teen Mom OG, where her controversial life plays out weekly to a devoted audience. She is the author of NEVER TOO LATE, is currently attending Purdue University Global, and is an outspoken advocate for mental health and wellness.

This series is shedding viewers faster than a snake sheds its skin. It started the season with an underwhelming 500,000, and lost ground with every episode. Now for the first time, a regular season TM show had fewer than 400,000 viewers...395,000 to be exact. https://showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-tuesday-11-16-2021-top-150-cable-originals-network-finals.html

One of Jenelle's leg humpers had to give the company a piece of her mind:

Banned forever.

Somebody has already improved upon her design:

Except that Gary actually attended Belden Lineman Camp. 🙂

^^^ Wow, Leah is clearly done with Amber. She might as well have been a plumber walking into the kitchen to fix a clogged sink.