Snarky McSnarky

Speaking of fake, would Alexis and/or John be low enough to stick it to Shannon with a knockoff, knowing that she's partial to VC&A? Also, didn't she wear a fake ring on the show, and when confronted said the real one was in a safe deposit box?

Found on the interwebs.

Vicki refuses to come back as a "friend," and Taylor is not coming back either. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12839171/Vicki-Gunvalson-REFUSES-return-friend-season-18-RHOC.html

I believe he took over his father's successful road/freeway construction business, so he's never been short of funds.

No jail time. Three years Probation. The 'RHOC' star learned her fate Thursday, and was sentenced to 36 months informal probation, fines and fees, plus 40 hours community service and a 9-month alcohol program. https://www.tmz.com/2023/11/02/rhoc-star-shannon-beador-sentenced-dui-case-3-years-probation/?adid=social-tw

Farrah's Instagram statement: Thankful i’m alive, Grateful I don’t live in California- Love some Austin Texas ( where security doesn’t set up attacks on public figures) & look forward to changing our legal systems surrounding prosecutors and allowing criminal attacks in uniform. As we all should never be assaulted, cuffed, or excessive force while eating dinner or checking out a rooftop. Ive learned that it’s better to just stay away from those who have no self control - our system should act on criminal defamation and lies that hurt innocent people every day. Criminal Vs. CIVIL - Justice Always prevails even in a corrupt Judicial systems 💯💯💯 https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/teen-mom-alum-farrah-abraham-153744388.html

To be fair, Hummus is from the Middle East.

Farrah has spoken out on the sentencing: "For the record the only person battered was myself and the security were caught lying via camera footage- prosecutors and faulty judicial systems need reform immediately for allowing lying criminal behavior on customers. I'm Jerusalem & security is Hummus lying with terrorism tactics that fail" https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/comments/17b57tz/farrah_is_sentenced_to_probation_calls_security

Here is a nice summary from Reddit regarding the reason behind the shooting that Cheyenne and Zach are being very evasive about. The woman making these claims is the mother of the shooter's child, and she is no longer with the guy. Sounds plausible. This woman is claiming that Zach stated the conflict was because she slept with him and tried to start a relationship but he wasn’t interested. She is saying that’s ridiculous because why would her baby daddy go after Zach for not wanting to be in a relationship with his baby mama? Her claim is that the conflict originated because Zach owed her money, he paid the debt with stolen credit card info and so the payment didn’t clear. She claims he scams people in similar ways all the time. This debt led to her baby daddy and Zach having beef, Zach put a hit out on the baby daddy, baby daddy found out and went after Zach to shoot him. She says she recognizes her bd was at fault for the shooting and deserves his punishment for that. But feels Zach is lying to his family and not taking responsibility for putting his family in danger by being involved in street life, putting hits out on people etc.

Terry and Heather had dinner at Craig's in L.A., where paparazzi always hang out. They paused on the sidewalk, thinking they were going to be photographed. They weren't. Then some of the photographers said she was Heather McDonald, so they followed them across the street to take her picture.

Can't you buy garment steamers for under $100? Why are they using irons, which are obviously not intended for that purpose?

I hope this is the end of man child Culver and his telephone consultations with his mommy.

All of these dreary, dismal storylines each week. I can't imagine why viewership is in the toilet.

I wonder how many people actually paid to access her so-called network. I also wonder if any of the housewives did.

Of all the things for Laura to be concerned about. The guests were solar panel salesmen from Bakersfield. Fine Dining in Bakersfield is any restaurant without a drive-through window. I doubt that any of them would notice the difference between bottled lime juice and fresh squeezed limes.

Speaking of downers, the entire White Flags episode was nothing but gloom and doom. Catelyn is all broken up about her kid brother's shit talking. Jade can't live her life without her mother inserting her pathetic self into every aspect of it. Ashley hates pretty much everyone. Ryan destroys his own house, gets arrested, and Bently has zero fucks left to give about any of it. No wonder there are only abut three viewers watching this show live when it airs. I need to go watch a Dateline murder mystery just to cheer myself up before bedtime.

According to Cate's brother, they had to take funds from their kids' accounts to pay off their tax debt: “They had to pay a million dollars in taxes last year. They had to pay 20 grand every month… they eventually got so broke that they had to start taking from Nova’s bank account, Vaeda’s bank account, Rya’s bank account.” https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2023/06/29/catelynn-lowells-brother-nick-claps-back-after-catelynn-posts-about-feud-with-her-mom-april-nick-claims-catelynn-tyler-baltierra-took-money-from-their-kids-more/

If live views aren't important, why is that the number always quoted in Articles? Also, I'm not sure what the NY show has to do with OC. If both are losing viewers, that isn't a good thing for either one.

This episode's viewership was a new season low at 677,000. Can Vicki save the season? Tamra sure hasn't. https://tvdeets.com/ratings/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county

Well, Tyler will soon have an OnlyFans account for the millions of fans who have been demanding it.

Did they ever get around to eating the barbequed bison and trout? Or did they just let it all shrivel up and fall into the fire?

Steve Lodge is accusing Vicki of harassing him and his wife. Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra left a drunken voice mail to him in May: Vicki stated: "I have a bone to pick with him. Why were you sleeping next to me while you were sleeping with Janis? And you told her that we were just friends. We weren't friends! You were sleeping next to me, living in my house for free and my condo and doing everything with me. She continued: "I went to Sacramento with you to help you with (inaudible)… In any event, he was doing it with her while he was sleeping next to me. That means he used me!" Vicki claims voice mails are not "harassment." https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/8513367/rhoc-vicki-gunvalson-steve-lodge-wife-drunk-dialing/

The only people who make money on these deals are the private label manufacturers who slap the customers' logo on their pre-packaged products. Gina probably has a Public Storage unit filled to the ceiling with boxes of unsold merchandise quickly approaching their expiration dates.