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Thank you for that! I can actually hear LVP's voice in my head, calling Dorit, saying those lines and hanging up the phone while going about her next task for the day without even blinking an eye. 😆 ETA: Also, $300,000 for a new kitchen???!!! Did I hear that right? FMD if true!

That trailer looks awesome. BRING.IT.ON! 😵

OH FUCK NO!!!!!

So Adam wants his cake and to eat it too? He doesn't want to date Scheana exclusively, but also doesn't want her dating other guys? Fuck right off, Adam. Ethan is way hotter anyway. James is so desperate to get his DJ gig back at Sur? Weren't the other offers just flooding in for him last year and he was just waaaay to good for Sur? I do love watching his thirsty desperation though lol. Poor Brittany. She's just in love with the wedding and getting married and all of the excitement that goes along with it I think. Not so much with all that married life entails. Jax is and will always be, a self absorbed arsehole.

I'm so bummed that this was cancelled! One of my all time favourites!

Damn, Scarlett got robbed.

Agreed. I just can't with her and the favouritism from Ru. This season is boring me to tears and I'm thinking it's because All Stars and Drag Race have aired too close together. I think a break was needed for me to be enthusiastic about both shows tbqh.

I'm imagining that while attending a fire, the only safe access to a building is down a chimney. Howard, being possibly the smallest man on the team, is the only on that can fit down there, hence the nickname. Of course, I could be waaay off 😛

Carter, get a fucking proper, paying job and stop mooching on Kristin. You'll never be more than a tiny bit player on Vanderpump Rules, let alone any kind of celebrity, so put those aspirations in a box and light that shit on fire, arsehole!

How fucking ridiculous though. I couldn't see Caroline giving Douglas to Thomas to raise, ever!

It might have been mentioned but I wonder if Lucy bit Dorit's kids because they're small and may have been a little rough with her?

The only things I got from this episode are:- Jax is like a sweaty, recovering drug addict when it comes to putting women in his way for possible sexy times (don' t tell Britney!)

His brother, while he seems nice enough, is probably as much of a raging fame whore as James and his delightful mother.

OMG I so agree. Steve is an arrogant, cunt rag of a little man who obviously thought Gordon knew nothing. The female head chef (her name escapes me) should have told him to stick his job up his vagina and left to look for another job, once she was relegated to wait staff. The disgusting, mysogynistic, excuse for a man who got fired by no nuts Steve, was re-hired when Gordon left? Steve my girl, you deserve every bad thing that comes your way, you fucktard.

Wow. Manila looks absolutely drop dead gorgeous here. Just exquisite *sigh*

The true winner was eliminated in Ep. 8, so I don't give a shit who won.

James' mum. Wow. What a fucking CUNextTuesday. Get a job, you pathetic, sorry arse piece of shit! And as for your grown son/s, they can get jobs, so don't give us a sob story about you needing money from James to support them. Fuck me, what a disgusting excuse for a human being!!! I'm actually surprised James doesn't act out MORE than he does.

I thought from early on that Ariel would win. It seemed that there really wasn't anyone who came close to her skill level and maturity. Congrats to her.

IKR?! The puppy scenes, as traumatic as they were, have been the only scenes for a while between these two that haven't involved a bed or a couch!!

I'm thinking it will be Brett and Ariel for final two with Ariel taking out the win. Brett or Mia imo, just don't have what it takes to run a restaurant.

Just a few observations from me. Billie and Adam need to get off my screen. I have no time or interest in them at all. So, Lala and Ariana hooking up is not considered cheating by FI and Herman? That surprises me. Scheana, every time you get with a new man, you say you faked orgasms with the previous one. You are such a liar girl, I can't even. Also, I'm waiting for the guys to admit to sucking each other's dicks. I mean come on, that had to have happened between at least one or two of them.

So much love for this post. Latrice has lost any sense of humility. I'm not liking her one bit this season. I would bet my house that she will end up being crowned. Not quite as much of a shit show as Trixie being crowned, but almost. You've lost me this year Ru... lost me :(

I can't believe Bret received a black jacket. I wouldn't let him cook for my dog.

Blind Gossip contributors say it's Kathryn Dennis from Southern Charms and James Kennedy.

That is hilarious!