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I hate how she calls him Procter. It's so disrespectful.

I originally read "dead" instead of "deaf," and I thought, "yep, sounds right to me."

I'm sure it would be a severe tapworm.

I'm sure the devil would find Jill as annoying as we do.

I think Jill playing the banjo is newly discovered fifth Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

I love so many of those things. No way I'm giving up rebellion or anger. I'm keeping unbelief too.

Is Nurie returning to the house she shares with her husband or dying of Tuberculosis?

You forgot the treeeesssss!

And TLC will show them to us in the year 2041.

Watching Olivia try to have a meaningful conversation with Ethan is legit painful. He is so emotionally constipated. He has zero ability to truly process and share his own emotions.

I can't wait to watch Garrick's latest scammer potential wife next season. I don't know what's with his obsession with Brazil in particular. Does he think Brazilian women are more likely to be submissive. I was grateful to see Danni calmer about the departure of Nathalia than she was about Roberta. I couldn't take another scene of her gasping and wailing and rending her garments.

I felt so sad for Dannielle in this episode. A coming sister wife who resents her, a husband who thinks of her as along for the ride, a coming baby only she seems happy about, and almost no friends? Whatever happens with Miriam, I hope they stay friends. They should have a few more lunch dates. I'd be shocked if she didn't find Dannielle more appealing in the end. I agree that Jasmine's musings on blue were bizarre, but I don't know where the ofNicks get off criticizing her. Jasmine was practically Proust in comparison to Nick.

He's gonna have a hard time getting to five if he can't get past one. And the one is miserable with him.

I just thought of something horrible. Does he share his thoughts on the state of the human condition? Do his wives suckers come home from their jobs every day and listen to him mansplain the western philosophical canon?