CraftyHazel

Denali did an amazing LSFYL! Ru was right, that was fun to watch! Speaking of Ru, I loved the reddish wig and the color of her gown tonight. She looked beautiful! Kandy is just loud and messy, and I can’t get past that, no matter how much anyone else may like her or how much the judges may praise her. And I don’t think she needed to keep running her mouth about Elliott needing to be in the bottom. Nobody asked for her opinion, did they? I love Symone! To me, she looks just like ANTM’s Aminat Ayinde. I loved her character, too...”fac-tree”. She’s one to watch. I know Tamisha is nearly twice as old as some of these girls, and has children older than most (or all?) of them, but she seemed really pissed off during Untucked. I wonder why. Side by side of Aminat and Symone for comparison.

Ben didn’t bother me, honestly. I guess I’ve known way bigger jerks. Tonight (the 21st), I wasn’t completely sure, but fairly sure. She was so animated, her laugh was so OTT, that it felt like she was covering for something. We really need a male Hustler again, because I’m beginning to zero in on the women. And at the risk of being labeled sexist, not one of those men looked like he’d have a cuddly little dog named Tiffany.

Mine is 138 but I am lazy and unmotivated...and old.

When Natalie bragged that her IQ was “high...110”, I had to wonder who told her that was high. Because girl, no...it’s not!

I’m kind of with you on this. I actually think he looks better this season...less greasy.

I’m really here for the Natalie/Mike showdown. It’s not even that I think Mike is so great, but Natalie drives me crazy and I want to see him verbally smack her down.

DadBrandon: Would you want to give all this up?! Brandon: Dead. Silence.

I’m late to the party! I really dislike Brandon’s family!

The mini challenge was the same, but the runway was different, no? Last week was lamé and I don’t exactly know what this week was...but I didn’t see any lamé.

My clues were the pool room...and shallowly, the teeth. For me, those teeth spoke of someone with money...but not necessarily taste. My apologies to any dentists out there, but perfectly even, perfectly shaped, perfectly white teeth don’t say “beautiful smile,” to me, they say “FAKE!” It’s distracting and not really appealing.

I absolutely love this game! I was positive week one, pretty sure week two, and about 95% sure tonight. It’s such fun trying to figure out the clues to The Hustler’s identity!

I came here to grudgingly admit that I think Ken did just fine. He will never be Alex (who is iconic and should have been immortal), but despite some awkwardness in the interview portion, I could stand to have him as a permanent addition.

Some of these girls are just so pretty! Some are absolutely spectacular. And then, there’s Victoria...

Cannot wait for next week, when Mike finally bites back!! I loathe Natalie!

This is why I rejected the name Micah for my first born 43 years ago. Turned out to be a girl anyway, but I kept telling my ex that all I could hear was formica and fornicate.

If Natalie actually loved Michael, she wouldn’t have to tell her mother so many lies.

I actually liked all of this group except Kandy. I cannot understand half of what she says, she’s so mush-mouthed. She’s also awfully proud of herself for as mediocre as she appeared to be.

Oh, that ending tribute did me in. Lovely Alex...he started on Jeopardy when I was a 25-year-old SAHM of a 6-year-old living in Michigan. Now I’m 61, my youngest grandchild is almost 16, and everything has changed. When he said, “We’ll see you next week”, I cried.

I definitely knew “Live and Let Die”, because my ex introduced me to James Bond when we were dating, and that’s one we saw. I was pretty sure about the Adriatic. I assumed the refrigerator question. I knew Stanford. I knew Nike. I knew melon. So, about half.

I thought tonight was good! I could have made a case for it being any of the women, although Erica was my top pick because who “randomly” makes shower curtains?? I hope this show makes it, because I am really enjoying it so far.

I’m actually enjoying this. And although I feel like I know which one of them is The Hustler, they’re all so good at this that I’m just not sure. Really? What’s your reason? My argument for him is the big beard and the 55-lb. weight loss.

Anna made me crazy. I hate Chiclet teeth.

I’m not an Erin fan, to be honest. I love her decorating style, for the most part, but everything else about her is both twee and annoying to me. Ben, on the other hand? Yep yep.

The little girl I watch is the daughter of a local brewery owner here in town. Their regular menu is delicious (can’t testify to their beers because I don’t drink), and they also have a guy who comes in occasionally for a crepe night or to do French pastries.

Good Lord, Betty is a toxic bitch! And her husband is no better. How DARE Julia choose her own wedding date without consulting with them first?! I hate them.