Brooklynista

Oh no you don't. Don't go conjuring up Whitney and her No B.S. VS. She would call us all a bunch of haters for shaming James and being fat phobes. Then she'd truck on down to Texas and outfit James with spandex leggings in horrible prints and encourage him to take his topless flesh out on the streets of the neighborhood. Whitney would say he must hate himself for even pretending his weight was a problem to begin with. I see a Food Network crossover happening. Whitney and James in a kitchen showdown. Pasta, mayo and tuna vs. Fried rice.

Why is Dutchess still getting talking heads? Please go away. Bring back Sassy.

Yup. Here comes Half Ton Crybaby.

Yeah...but not right now.

Can you imagine a world where the scale reading 740lbs would have been a good thing?

We're an hour and 35 minutes in and still no surgery. I dunno James. Thisndoesnt look good for you. Gained 158lbs. Wow sir, you have gained a human. And she needs a big smack acting suprised at his weight gain.

I'm ok with that. His daughter needs the release.

And here comes the soda. Ugh. I wonder why he was so glad he didn't have the heart attack. He's done nothing with the life he's had. Go on ahead and tap out. Eat the Chinese food. Eat it all. Yeah...she wants him dead. I get it but damn.

Mrs. Now didn't give it up last night and there is hell to pay on this ward! I want to see this Dr Now every episode.

I am standing, cheering for Dr. NOW. Cut the shit!

STFU!!! Don't hospitals have noise ordinances? Christ on a pogo stick!. Big dumb baby.

Why ask them what they want to Eat? Why ask if they want seconds? Here's what I made. Eat it or don't.

Her front line does seem to be quite the opposite of Big Girl doesn't it?

I'm thinking Cole loves his country. Just a vibe I get from him. I dunno.

I really don't want to see Billy. I know it happens and is happening to him, but the thought of a mother actively killing her child makes me so sad. I had such hopes for Billy breaking free of that woman and taking the world by storm. Alas, that was not to be.

Like Farrah to get on Marriage Bootcamp?? You should be ashamed.

And this explains how a person gets to Whitney's size. By deluding themselves about what they are putting in their mouths.

I'm sorry, what??

Wait! Brooklyn is out? Detroitnista has no ring at all to it.

I'm a bit of an asshole so this literally has me in tears. But again, I'm a bit of a dick and I look down on others.

Noooo...please don't tell me she is still trying to kill that man. His story made me so mad. To see what a man-child his mother had created and how she had destroyed his life to keep him with her forever. And sadly she's still at it.

Isn't gluttony a sin?

I wouldn't beat this woman's door down. There have to be plenty of patients ready to put in three work and do whatever it takes to have her spot Give her spot to her daughter. Let her get her weight under control before she's laid up in the bed like her momma.

But she's doing the best she can and is surprised when the scale goes up. Uh huh.

Perhaps you should consider Kool aid colored hair.