Brooklynista

I wish Farrah could unscramble her brain and unleash a mega clapback on MTV for the shitstorm they're going thru now with David and Janelle.

Where is her bottom??

8k. Are we really talking about 2 extra miles??

So Buddy is already planning to be one of those "recovery" folks. I won't do coke, but I will drink a bit of alcohol. I'm not a fan.

I need Kaui in my life. I mean right now.

Debra is a moron. She keeps asking Sophia if she's coming to the wedding like Sophia is going to drive herself or call an Uber to the venue.

He's so full of shit.

Is he headed back to New Orleans??

Let me tell you folks something...me and Reg E. Cathy go all the way back to Mathnet PBS after-school programming. Pooty Tang, and then the Wire. This one hurts. I used to get annoyed at people crying about celebrity deaths, but I get it now. I'm hurting like I knew him. Sleep well Reg E. . You will certainly be missed.

"I'm doing this with them or without them"...except that you cant do anything without them.

Those pizzas had to be for the TLC crew right? Right??

So the move to San Antonio is her traumatic event??

Preach!! Catelynn would be well into her life without Tyler if OG hadnt been renewed. Tyler would still be living his truth in N.O.. Cate would be happy as a clam working as a shopping cart wrangler at Walmart

Last week Whit had no clue at all about Buddy's drug abuse. This week she knows all the details of how deep he was into addiction right down to what stage of addiction he was in. Bitch shuddy! Heather is pathetic. I guess now she's thinking she can love him back to health. Pay attention girly, nothing in his letter said anything about getting back together. Glenn is paying for 5 of Whitney's friend to come along to Hawaii. Right. Are 5 of Hunter's buddies also invited??

Tyler thinks that by pretending he's all in his feelings we'll forget about NuCate??

Talk that talk! I am also disappointed in talking heads where they proclaim a strong love of food only to see them pull into Bob's Burger Bin or Chick'n Fixin's. Grease and salt, thats what they're addicted to. Drew puzzles me most since he cooks real food. He's aware of the kitchen and how a stove works. It's not a foreign land to him like it is so many others. So why is it that when he could no longer see his man bits he didn't grill a mess of chicken and sautee a few string beans. How any of these people can sacrifice a good roll in the hay, travelling or playing outside with their kids for a cheeseburger and fries is beyond me.

Is there a seminar at the Learning Annex these people attend? How to Gain the Love and Attention of Reality Show losers and be set for Life?

A professional dancer. Over an hour to walk 3 miles. Professional dancer. Ok.

Heather seems like the 10% of a drunk beats 100% of nothing kinda gal.

I'd prefer to see her wind up like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Wonder if I can find a pic

Uh oh. Somebody is feeling to buck against Cate's emotional terrorism.

You gonna fry some wontons in the meantime?

I wanna cross stitch this on a pillow!

I cant help but give Chitoka's sister a strong side eye. First bringing her bed bound sister chips and ice cream. Then poo pooing the idea for Chitoka to have surgery amd now a weepy crying speech on Chitoka's Day Out? Girl bye. Could she be worried about losing her spot as the skinny sister?

She still looks 500+. I swear no matter how many of these I see, I’m always amazed at how differently weight/fat distributes on different people.