Brooklynista

Is this niece auditioning for something? Neice hasnt seen this woman in who knows how long but shes boo hooing over Janine's absence at family functions? Girl bye.

(small voice) I want a balloon. I have vacations coming up.

Now I understand why the brothers skipped out on this.

More than an hour in and we havent seen Dr Now yet??? Why is she crying AGAIN??? We'veseen bigger than her that weren't such crybabies

What exactly is she paying this "aide" for?

How sad. She has to rent a friend.

Isn't that how its meant to be eaten? Asking for a friend...

I think we're finally seeing the Big Fat Truth.

Agreed. And I hope Amber doesn't think she had Leah by some immaculate conception. I'm fairly certain Gary was in the room. So in that same vein, SHE gets MTV money because of Gary. JINX!

I'm still bracing myself for the next reunion. Somehow, some way Dr. Drew will twist Amber's bullshit deadbeat behavior into Gary's fault.

As a member of the black delegation, we reject that nomination. Hard pass.

I'm not ready to say Avi scammed any of these women. All of the players here are adults. Whose fault is it if these women took two romps in the hay with this man and blew it up in their heads as a relationship. Nada says they were "almost" engaged. What the hell is that?? He either proposed or he didn't. How can you seriously be in a relationship with someone on another continent?? Who cares if he met your family. Meeting mom does not a relationship make. Didn't Nada say she hadn't seen Avi in a year? These women have made the same mistake a lot of women (and men) do. Get all giddy after some good lovin', start picking baby names and giving him money to show him they’re not materialistic. Meanwhile, none of your friends have met him, he won't answer your calls and your relationship only exists in text messages. I hope they all take this as a lesson. Sometimes dick is just dick.

Since when does Whitney hike? Nothing says humble brag like making yourself look like the skinnier fat chick. I'm fat but im not THAT fat.

And to humiliate her a bit more, they edit in this super heavy breathing. Notice we dont actually see Nada panting like a dog.

If you could see how I'm staring at this screen. You have simultaneously blown my mind and ruined my full milk Cheerios. Feels like someone killed Santa.

It sounds like none of these women are currently with Avi. Whitney cold- calling them to drop a bomb on an old relationship is ridiculous and offering herself as some sort of emotional support is the height of lunacy.

This black floral skirt is showing off Whitney’s butt wings. And we’re still talking about this dance class? Open another class on the schedule and shut up about it already.

Why is Heather taking relationship advice from Whitney.? Didn’t she see Whitney’s flowchart of failure?

So “I’m sweaty” is her signature greeting. Fabulous

Ha! I went to Fat Burger in Dubai. We don't have on in Brooklyn. But Maci's ass is still basic.

Honestly, it probably is. Even Tyler said he didn't want to know about the sex between them.

Well now we MUST know!!?

They're also both available on the TLCgo app.

Man look at Catelynn's belly flopping over that seat belt. She's only 189lbs?

Ha! Tyler wants it known he is NOT actively trying to make a baby w Cate.