Brooklynista

Who is this broad really mad at?? Why is Freddy still here???

Feigning an interest in adoption is all the rage in reality tv now. Jessa Duggar, Whitney Thore and now these numbnuts. I have yet to see any of it go anywhere.

If Mack has the slightest bit of sense left, she’ll have one of those phantom miscarriages that’s going around in Teen Mom land. Grab her attention by playing the role of grieving almost mom and save this child from having to deal with Ryan as a brother/uncle.

Who cock? Not Tyler's cock. Not if he can help it.

Guess it’s Tyler’s turn for sleep away camp.

She keeps trying to create this narrative of Ryan being the perfect man that is so in love with her and then he comes on screen and shatters it all.

You're right Mackenzie. Ryan looks totally "over the moon" with this baby news. This bitch is delusional. Hate to break it to ya girly, but that man likes you as much as we do.

Can't argue with facts.

Yo! What the actual F is wrong with Maci. Why can she not string her damn words together in a speedier manner?? The damn staccato is driving me batshit. Spit it out!! So she already has the new guy talking shit about Gary. Sausage fingers? STFU Hagrid. What fun for Leah. Shopping for the replacement baby. And Leah already knows she'll be driving Amber's lazy ass everywhere as soon as she gets a license.

OK, let's say we believe Whit and the Cheeto dust was from the day before. Ummm...does that mean she hadn't washed her damn hands that day either?? She never took a shower? Never at least washed her hands after going to the bathroom? How does a person go days without touching any water? She's damn nasty and no way should she be handling a newborn.

And trying to climb in my bed. And demanding kisses on the lips. And needed ointment applied because they can no longer reach their lady bits. Yeah. Buddy's best move was taking a cue from Lenny and pretend he wasn't home.

Ha! That pic was never meant for Cate. She just walked in the room and looked over his shoulder. Now he's forced to fake the pic being for her. She knows it too. No way that pic was being sent to a gal who styles herself w caftans and greasy hair.

Where the heck did NuMatt pull that fruit cup from? Under the couch? Is that where he has to store her food since she won’t get up?

That's always the tell for me to back away from the Sunkist.

I don’t know what he said but Matt seemed almost gleeful to tell what meds Amber was on.

Amber's mom has the flu...that's code for withdrawal right? She's missing her alcohol? I'm only confused because every one else is drinking so there's plenty of booze around.

Too bad Soledad O'Brian is too good for this shit show. She was a great interviewer for the 60 Days In reunion. All Shaun can offer is a wide eyed "WOW".

How did my husband get dragged into this??

This made me laugh unreasonably hard.

Ya know Renee, I find that when I binge on nothing but crap food I feel lethargic too. So i dont binge on crap food.

An hour and 15 min in and still no surgery. I dunno Renee. Not looking good for ya.

Even in the water she's complaining???

I smell a weight gain cookin’

Is she stuck in this man’s damn cab??

If she just got a breast reduction I bet that’s an easy 200lbs. She could probably breathe with all that off her chest too. Shit