Brooklynista

Was there ever any beef between Gary's new GF (what is her name?) and Amber? Any Twitter beef or fight? Or is this just some bullshit Kailyn type beef where she's just angry she doesn't have Jabba laying on top of her anymore?

When Josie wandered into the room and saw Jessa's pristine dress, I just knew she was going to put a booger on it or something.

I'm getting all verklempt! Watching these two jobless people come together as one. Just precious?

Well the dress certainly wasn't a Sunday go to Meeting dress. Miss Thang was getting the response she was looking for. Not for nothing but Erica really did slim down nicely. I don't want to fat shame but Tina has some seriously thick arms. They're like ham hocks. No wonder Teddy remarried her. It was probably that or suffer a headlock.

I need to stop clicking on this forum, I keep getting ads for Doulas. Weird

Yes and it looks like BrandonTeresa deliver that smackdown w a smile. I just LOVE NiceNasty with a smile.

I dont know why Tyler was pretending to be upset the baby is a girl. Have we ever seen Tyler do sterotypical guy stuff? Fix cars or play ball or watch sports or play video games? Suck it up Tyler. You can always take her to get makeovers and pick out prom dresses. Something you've already shown an affinity for.

You know Intervention is back!! We can call up Candy and make a weekend of it!!

Did we hear a word this season about the Richy Dollarz/Yandy Harris collaboration? What happened with that? Did Yandy also get a whiff of Rich's brand and decide she wanted none of it? Is that what happened to Ciara? What happened to Ciara???? Who are all of these artists Rich is claiming to take to the top??

See, that's what I want for Catelynn and so many other women to know, its OK to be alone. The universe will not spin off its axis if you have to be alone. 10 percent of something does not always trump 100 percent of nothing. And Tylers love is a bunch of nothing. Get a damn job. Find a hobby. Travel. Show Novacaine there's more to life than begging a man to love you.

How did I not notice that on top of all his sexy belly meat and man boobs....Gary is balding?.?? What's with these 20somethings going bald? Tragic.

Is Dawn a unicorn or something? Does she just manifest each time there's a baby from Tyler and Catelyn? Amber is so damn miserable. She's so focused on not liking Gary's new girlfriend that she can't even be in the moment for Leah's first day of school. She's headed towards Farrah territory by reimagining a relationship that was toxic into some Disney fairytale. Shout out to Butch for calling Tyler out on his bullshit. Butch knows the only reason Tyler wants him to come right to his house after he's released is because it would make for good tv.

I'm gonna go right ahead and apologize to Chrissy for calling her TittyBack. She still TittyBack but I can fuck with her. I think this is the first time I've seen a chick on any of my ratchet shows break up with a dude with her head high, her reads strong, and no tears in the eyes. I loved it. Amina and Tara can me some notes. Ah Yandy. She really is quite comical. I'm gonna cahnge my name to Cheadle and have a commitment ceremony with Don. What's that mean? What court recognizes that shit! Clever girl.. She knows enough to not hitch her wagon to that jailbird til his cases are clear. ETA because Can't and Can have tow totally different meanings. I CAN fuck w Chrissy.

While I will admit Farrah is batshit. Yes. But I bet not a single one of the others have a LinkedIn page. Outside of Twitter, they're useless. Im struggling to decide if I would take wackadoo Farrah who just keeps throwing things at the wall to see what sticks or the useless lump that is Catelynn. Or for that matter Maci who does nothing with herself but chase boyfriends.

This is what makes me sad for Catelyn. I've been Catelynn. Maybe we all have at some point, but at least for me I had a mom and older co-workers and friends who could sit me down and say to me ''WAKE THE HELL UP!! HE WILL NEVER MARRY YOU!!" It doesnt seem like Catelyn has anybody who can be that honest with her. They just listen to her tell whatever new tale Tyler has spun for her and nod their heads. April seems sober now. She got away from Butch and his bullshit, why cant she counsel her daughter to do the same? My mom once told me that you can be in love with someone and not be with them. Sounds simple but that was like a lightbulb moment for me and sense then it has helped me move of from many a pointless relationship. I just want Cate to stop putting her future in Tyler's hands. She can pitch herself to Teen Mom as a newly single gal raising a baby. Something.

So nobody's going to talk about how when Kenya was videotaping on the plane, Kandi was trying to hide the container of greasy food she was eating. She moved as quick as she could to close the lid on that container. Looked like a mess of chinese food. The secret has been out Kandi. The world knows you eat your emotions.

Whenever Catelynn is questioned about her relationship she starts all of her answers with "Tyler...". Tyler starts with "I".

He ain't marrying that girl. He will always have a reason why "not now" and she will sit right there sucking down pizza waiting for now. She'll be a fine example to Novaring on how to not depend on a man. Except not.

^^This. I think Catlin knows her life with or without iCarly would likely still be very trailer. Tyler had the curiosity to have gotten beyond Butch's world. I think Tyler would have dated and traveled and maybe not college but he would have gotten a steady jon doing...something. I think the guilt of manipulating Cate into giving up Carly and the MTV semi fame have him stuck. I don't mean to blame Tyler's lack of motivation on Catlin but I feel w/o MTV he would have moved on from her and lived a more productive life. My guess is every time he has his hand on the doorknob to leave she just whispers "carly" and he drops his hand.

I feel downright bad for Demetria. Even the camera crew can't be bothered to shine a little light her way. It's like they've decided "why waste the film"

It just rains cars in Bennyland huh? McKay. I'm seeing that TP and I have very similar viewing patterns and I can pick which movie he stole almost every random scene in his shows. Didn't we do the car crash/ Beatdown in Daddy's Little Girls? Which by the way was borrowed from MeteorMan. Annalise already took her wig off. Shock value is gone from that. Farrah Fawcet OWNS burning a bed. Have an original thought or hire more writers or just wrap it up. Something.

Yeah, I know this came first but now it looks like a bootleg a Empire. I'm a champion on the underdog so I'll watch it and hope they gave Natori a better wig budget this season.

Wonder how many baby wipes it takes to cover 800 pounds of flesh and wings.

What happened to Tyler's acting career? Didn't he move to New Orleans (with some guy) to pursue becoming the next Ryan Gosling? I wonder why that didn't take off with New Orleans being the entertainment hot bed that it is.

Any word on what University Tyler is attending? I was just curious since he wants to have his degree by the time the baby is three so Catelyn can then go get her degree. I checked a few schools but I didnt see any with dual Astronaut/Psych courses. Just wondering...