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I do notice that Farrah tempers all that cussing and sassy mouthing when she's with Simon. She was almost at Michelle Duggar levels of keeping sweet with Simon. She didn't give him any of that acid tongue she unleashes on her parents. There are some smarts to that girl. She's still weird a hell, but she knows that this guy isn't up for eating her shit like Debra and Michael.

Totally stealing that name! Too bad, so sad for you! Uhmanduh...GENIUS!

He'd be better off having arrows tattooed directing me to where the chin should be. That damn thin line of hair just confuses me.

Wouldn't that 90 grand have been better spent on legal fees? Or some pre-paid child support for all those kids?

I'm so sorry that I liked this post, but Sophia really is unattractive. I hate talking bout the kids, but yeah. Its like Farrah's ugly spirit manifested into a Baby Goo.Teresa really has no use for Tyler huh? Bravo lady. I wouldn't deal with that jerk off either. I am glad she connected with Cate though. I wish she'd offer her some guidance on trade school or a job of some sort. Anything to help her grow some independence from Tyler.

Was it said WHY Simon came to Austin? Because he is so very very not into her. And he really has no use for Sophia's bratty ass. I thought he was gonna kick her across the room when she was clinging on to his ankles. Farrah pushing Sophia on him was aggravating. Let that shit happen organically, or at least with a person that gives half a damn.

Farrah should take advantage of the fact that Simon doesn't like her ass and dump him. Anybody that texts while flying up the highway is an asshole. And hasn't she ever heard the Old Wives Take about buying a man shoes? He'll walk out on you...well this one is walking anyway. Scary but Gary actually made sense to me. If Leah has a doctor's appointment, take her! Why blow off the appt just because you think she's cured? Gary is right, Amber is really struggling with being a responsible parent. Even being a part time parent seems to be a struggle for Ambie.

Yo! This trick really thinks she is winning! And who brought Steebie to Brooklyn? Like this borough don't have enough trouble?

Chile it's like Yours, Mine and Ours up in there.Question: Is there a reception? Or does Mendeces have to get straight on the prison bus?

Listen, I'm all for women wanting to have a wedding. I get it. But once you have FiftyLeven kids working as flower girls, ring bearers, town criers and whatever else, the fairy tale is over. We can give up the super foofy wedding dress and teardrop tiara madness. Take your ass on down to City Hall and knock it off.

Is this a damn Duggar wedding? How many folks are in the bridal part You?

I knew it was going to be live. I didn't know it was going to be 2 damn hours. Sigh. This would be when I'd dig in my purse looking for mints.

Catelynn wrote some point values on food in the fridge?After that, I've got nothing.

Wait a minute! Are you telling me you already knew how to make an ice cream sandwich? I mean, my mind was blown! Blown I tell Ya. Buy store bought ice cream and place it between two store bought cookies?? You coulda knocked me over with a feather. I could do without Jeff as well. If Sunny dialed it down to 11 and a half, I could watch a show with just her and GZ. They seem so enamoured with each other. I imagine them as lovers lying in bed smoking cigarettes post relations and discussing their favorite crepe toppings. Weird. Sorry.

Wow. I didn't even realize she was gone until I read this. Oops. Can we get Katie knocked up and outta there?

That's why I was baffled when they announced her pregnancy. These two have the least amount of chemistry of any of the couples. Even fat ass Gary is getting it in, but Tyler? I'm thinking he was sleeping on his back and Catelynn pounced.

Are we all in for Yandy's clusterfuck of a wedding? Don't have me in them pews by myself.

I wonder if there will be an apology/redemption tour starting with the Today Show?

Cae and Ty hve never been what most of us would call fashionable. They do a version of what they think fashion is. Cate on most of the after shows just looks like a Pinterest fashion miss. And Tyler does his best Beiber impersonation with the superstar shades and oversized blazers. Did you see their book cover? With that hat on her head? She looked like someone's Aunt Agnes. I dont have high hopes for her making the cover of Bride magazine in anything she picks out.

For by of you that have yet to experience the joy that is Dominique, 600 pound Mom is coming on TLC at 8pm. She was the original Penny.

I doubt Ty Ty gives a shit how he comes across. He's probably just delirous he got another mention in US.

Never noticed before but Nick is rocking a combover already. He's only what? 25? Ouch.

I wonder when CateLynn was her "hottest" according to Bootleg Beiber. High School? Two babies ago? I'm betting that's not going to happen for her again Ty Ty. And let's just say she hits her high school weight in time for the wedding, just how long does he think she'll be able to sustain that weight? Catelynn is no Maci. Rail thin is never going to happen for her. They also don't seem to be surrounded by any exercise enthusiasts. It's brutal try and maintain workouts and healthy eating when there isn't anyone around with the same mindset. There needs to be more support than sitting around a table telling her what SHE needs to do.

I would put his ass out just for having his shoes on the bed. Fucking gross.

Did anyone else have weird editing during this case? I had Harvey doing his stupid interview and the next thing they were coming out of the courtroom to weird hallway antics (the hell?) and MM co-signing the bullshit. I don't even know how she ruled. I didn't even hear the defendants side of the case.