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When that part came on I pointed out all the vitamins to my husband, and his response was, "She must have really expensive pee."

Two years ago I saw her in person. At the time she was much smaller (aren't they all?) than expected, as well as totally gorgeous. She looked younger, too. Maybe it was because she was just wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Anyway, I was blown away.

Thank you for mentioning this! I saw this movie with my friend, and afterward the first thing I said was that his squinchy eye bugged the shit out of me. She said she didn't notice! I was shocked. Oddly, this weekend we watched The Fall (where he plays a serial killer), so I've been tortured with that damn squinty eye all weekend long. Ugh.

I think you hit the nail on the head with the last sentence. Nothing else makes sense at to why Brandi would have such a negative reaction to Eileen; especially when she said that she's been a fan of hers for years. I think, like most everything else, it boils down to just plain jealousy.

I just watched the repeat of this episode and thought, "So Kim has a hernia but can't explain what one is?"

I like Common. That's all I've got.

Kanye was hilarious right there. I hate to say it, but it's true!

God, I'm old. I remember when Kanye actually rapped. This singing shit is for the birds.

A 60 year old woman, so far, has easily been the best part of this show. Amazing.

Rhetorical question: How come every time Kim talked about being in the hospital it was a different number of days she was in? ETA: Sorry, I missed the 53 other people who said this before me!

Schwartz on WWHL "joking" that Katie lost her virginity at 11? I would have kicked him in the balls.

I really want to know what Whitney's tweet said. I can't find it.

A few random things: Brandi's friend was pretty much the voice of reason, for once. I continue to like Eileen more and more, clearly setting myself up for a big fall as I have horrible judgment when it comes to these ladies/characters. Just when you think it can't possibly get more intense, you see the previews for next week. Eileen's blog is up and it is all kinds of awesome.

Somehow I missed it. Jeff and Andy both said that WWHL stunt was a joke?

I liked Lisa Rinna (except for calling Andy 'Daddy'). My biggest laugh of the night was when she was asked if she thought Brandi had a drinking problem and answered, "What do you think?" with a look.

This episode felt like a waste of time. Let's get on to some interesting stuff.

He sounded like Foghorn Leghorn.

What the hell with the accent?

The top part of Amy's dress fits sort of strangely.

I hate watch The Affair. I admit it.

Lupita is gorgeous. I love that dress.

William H. Macy is starting to look like Peter Dinklage.

I think Selma looks beautiful. Kevin Hart bugs the shit out of me.

Oh my word. The butterflies. Wow.

It was completely awkward, and the only episode to date that I have saved to watch again!