Neeners

Soooo ashamed!

I have a confession. I bought Brandi's first book. This is my confession, and although I feel cleansed having shared, there is a lingering dirtiness. Please forgive me. At this point I'm horrified and know I have absolutely no sense when it comes to judging someone's character. I'm just going to go sit here in the corner. Have a good night.

Someone else posted that it was like Yolanda's short hair on twitter. She's done other things where she's copied Yolanda. Rinna might just be bat shit crazy. And might is probably a generous word. ETA she looks horrible.

My husband would love nothing more than this. He is so tired of listening to these crapfests and does not understand in the least my attraction to it.

Exactly. I mean they *are* bosom buddies, but when I say that I mean they're both boobs.

Also, I do not believe for a second that Erika never watched the show before. GMAFB.

The thing that bothered me the most in this reunion was Yolanda. The smirks. The constant interruptions and acting like she was the moderator. The know-it-all attitude. Shut the fuck up, lady!

How do these people not understand how percentages work?

Sorry about the double post. I have no idea why it wouldn't let me actually write text after the quote. I even tried logging in and out. ANYWAY, the sentence I quoted is surprising to me. I saw on TMZ or something like that recently where Mo said they were still friends. Maybe he changed his mind (again)?

Neither can I!

The main thing sticking with me after watching that drama is Lisa Rinna talking about how next year the BBQ would be at her house. Does that mean she already knows she's coming back? I saw LVP give Andy a look... ETA: I just saw this on Andy's Twitter:

I see what you did there! Thanks for the giggle. Yes, I am 12.

I actually like it...

I don't either, which means that if she is back next season it's probably going to be bad. See: Davidson, Eileen.

Ken may have won top honors for this episode. He's a crotchety mofo, but the man has his woman's back and I just can't fault him for that. Also, I was surprised how much energy he had wrestling around with the puppy!

That empathy seemed about as genuine as Pinky's apologies...

Ya know this episode could have ended 5 minutes in when Lisa asked Andy if she was missing anything by not licking Ken's butt. #dead

I just watched the last episode of The People's Couch, and this was one of the shows they watched this week. It's interesting that they all thought that Lisa was lying except for Brandy and Julie, who are the hosts of the Vanderpump Rules after show.

I guess the biggest thing I learned watching this episode totes sobes is that they are much more fun to view with alcohol.

I really don't know what to believe. I do think it's possible that Lisa R. could have misunderstood what LVP said to her, though, because she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. LVP is smart and strategic, and because of that I really don't think she'd have a go at Kyle when they were finally getting along and she knows the fans really like their friendship. But who knows? Eileen is bugging me more than Rinna, actually. Whoever said quit beating a dead camel was right.

What about that weird statement Yo made re: people who manipulate their thoughts before they speak? What the hell was she trying to say there? Was she trying to have a dig at LVP because she has a filter?

So many talking heads of LVP saying something along the line of "it better be a good trip" or "maybe it's going to be a good trip". Holy foreshadowing, Batman. But I will say that I thought she looked SO much better with her hair back. Gorgeous, frankly. Speaking of style...what was up with Eileen and the overalls? Very strange choice.

Either something drastically changed, or I am the most unobservant person ever, but Scheana's head is 100% shaped like an alien. Seriously. Is it because she lost weight? It was very distracting! And Shay has major problems making eye contact with people, doesn't he? Low self esteem? Lying? Shy? Or is he afraid Scheana is going to probe him later?

I saw her a few years ago when I was in LA and went to Villa Blanca (Don't judge me! After years of watching this I had to!). She was absolutely beautiful. When I see her on the show she definitely looks different (still pretty, but older).

I agree. Weren't both Eileen and Lisar upset with Kathryn for telling LVP what Erika (jeez that read like a game of telephone) said about the web comment? But Lisar can go to LVP and say what Eileen said, no problem? Huh? This does not compute. Again, jet-lagged. I hate that they do the reunions so many weeks before the actual end of these shows. There is a lot of juicy stuff here that probably won't be covered.