Neeners

Pumpy is pissed.

I agree with the others: Yolanda.

Oh my. A clip from Eileen's blog: Wow. Is Eileen trying to manipulate my memory wrt tonight's episode? Cuz that's not how I remember it playing out. I could be jet-lagged, though.

Now *that's* juicy! :o

Really, Erika? You're new to a group, so of course people are going to ask how long you've been friends with Yolanda since she's your link into the group. Grasping at straws, much? Also, I don't believe for a second that Lisa didn't like you before she found out you were talking shit behind her back. I think you came into this whole thing disliking her, thanks to Yolanda. Period.

Love these recaps, thanks for sharing! I was reading through the comments on it and found this gem:

Tonight.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBBsb5PFKZB/ Mohammad tagged Andy and Bravo on this one. I wonder if he and Lisa are even friends anymore. Interesting.

"He's in the Doritos!" made me LOL.

Ya know what? I still think Jimmy is an asshole.

Wow, I totally missed that one. Thanks for the info!

This times a bajillion. Even when she was laughing, it looked forced/fake and had a sneer to it.

Congratulations! I think you win the internet today. I saw this and started cackling because of how perfect it is (coincidentally while my cat was laying next to me - had to hide the screen because she's a little sensitive).

Kate Hudson's face. :o

Josh F was a total jerk and I'm 99% sure he told Josh A to suck him when Josh A picked him up during the hug/dance. In other news, I think Juliette Moore is a fantastic guest.

And let's not forget about her husband...

I totally agree. This was my favorite episode of the season.

My absolute favorite part of this episode was Vicki's dinner with Michael. I laughed out loud a few times and it wasn't supposed to be funny. Michael is like the honey badger and gives absolutely no fucks. (Paraphrased) Vicki: I miss nana so much. I cry almost every day. Michael: ... did you want to order appetizers?

A couple.

So in one of the many times that everyone is talking all over each other, Sonja asks about Heather/Carole apologizing for barging into Lu's room. Heather said they didn't barge. Carole says they did apologize. Did they and I missed it? Or is Carole referring to when she apologized to Lu and then denied it?

Vanessa would know.

I would like to workout with Shannon. It would be the first time I didn't look like the worst one in the room.

The scene with Vicki and Shannon on the beach, talking about THE AFFAIR? The mistress became friends with Shannon say WHAT? She's right - that is fucked up. Wow. And as soon as Shannon thanked Vicki for being a true friend, I turned to my husband and said, "Oh gawd, I wonder how long until we see one betray the other one". Minutes later we learn it is apparently happening next week.

I can't help it. Kooky Shannon makes me laugh almost every episode.

Vickie had one of the best quotes of the night - "Jim and Megan's relationship is so confusing. I've spent time with Megan and I'd ship her off to California, too, if I was Jim."