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“I was talking about food!” Come on now. The better play would have been to tell her he drunk-messaged her. “Yeah, sorry. I was drunk. I know you wouldn’t like that, but I drunkenly fired it off without thinking. My bad.” Nothing is going to win Michelle over at this point (she’d probably huff about him being drunk), but at least David wouldn’t be insulting her intelligence.

I knew a guy who is a leather craftsman, makes beautiful bags, belts, wallets … and bondage & S&M gear. Money is money. I do think Juan condescends to Karla, but Karla’s brand of woo-woo hippie annoys me so I understand his impulse. “The universe will provide” isn’t a business plan.

The way I would just hang up on Krystal and refuse to take her calls…

She wasn’t ready for that. She clearly thinks she’s above all this, and wasn’t ready to be looked down on/lumped in with the riffraff.

Right? That’s not that long.

I keep thinking that the prison staff has seen all of Kaleigh’s bits.

This dueling lawyer shot is cracking me up:

Her brother is halfway cute.

Right? Like how are you this needy in prison?!

Pouting in the room like a child. Yuck.

I was like “Who is she taking to?”

Her saying she wants to be loved by anyone is actually pretty astute.

I’ve never done anything really illegal, but I wouldn’t say shit on a recorded line.

Are we rolling up the waistband of our shorts? I used to do that in high school.

Solace, dummy, not solitude. Krystal has no redeeming qualities.