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  1. sgittinger
    It's too easy: G is for Gercomoknocken, because that's what Blanche is.
  2. sgittinger
    "I was away at school". "Oh, yes, the Good Samaritan Academy for the knocked up. 2 4 6 8, all us girls are three months late"! Something about Rue's delivery. (No pun intended).
  3. sgittinger
    I chalked up the absence of Margaret, Clayton and Charmaine at Big Daddy's funeral to the fact that they weren't central to the main plot, which was Blanche's tiff with Virginia. I think we can assume they were there but not written into the story.
  4. sgittinger
    "Hey, uh, Puh-fieffer, how'd you like a punch in your puh-face"?
  5. sgittinger
    When my grandma died this past fall, I was torn between "she's on her mantle" and "I'm nobody's little girl anymore".
  6. sgittinger
    "We share our lives". "No,you share a HOUSE". Shut up, Rose's bitch daughter.
  7. sgittinger
    And it's debated whether Mr. Edwards actually even existed.
  8. sgittinger
    It wasn't mentioned in the books, merylinkid...
  9. sgittinger
    I think I'm in the minority with this one, but I also like the one with the Break-Up tape.
  10. sgittinger
    Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit ("I wasn't applying for a job at the Gap"!) "The Angry Family", especially the way Michael reads his title and looks at his family with that angelic "aren't you proud of me" smile The Can Opener Robert's Wedding
  11. sgittinger
    And she wrote her poem. Which I still think Pa knew she'd written.
  12. sgittinger
    Shows you how much I don't care. And Johnny Johnson was fugly.
  13. sgittinger
    Now listen here, you withered old Sicilian monkey.
  14. sgittinger
    Albert has a penpal and I don't give a damn. Johnny Johnson rides the wind and not much else. If you should wake before I care...
  15. sgittinger
    "Yes, it's me, Lyle Waggoner! No autographs". "No problem". "MA"!
  16. sgittinger
    Not that I'm aware of: Season shouldn't end until sometime in May.
  17. sgittinger
    "Dorothy, stop that, you're making a fool of yourself, Mr. Ha Ha's lookin' at you"!
  18. sgittinger
    I will say that when Grandma died last fall, and I went to her funeral, I had to bite my tongue to keep from asking if Grandma needed anything for her mantle, or if she was going to be on her mantle.
  19. sgittinger
    "2 4 6 8, all us girls are 3 months late"! "I'm nobody's little girl anymore".
  20. sgittinger
    "Would you like to buy a flower"? "BEAT IT, CHROME DOME! And while you're at it, get a job! Get a suit! And get down on your knees and beg your mother's forgiveness"!
  21. sgittinger
    "Not LEBANESE, Blanche. LESBIAN". "Lesbian. Lesbian. LESBIAN"...
  22. sgittinger
    "They wanted to arrest me! I'm lyin' on the floor dyhan and they're harassin' me! Murderahs are free! Rapists ah free! But a poor widdah on the floor they try ta lock up"!
  23. sgittinger
    I always had a soft place in my heart for Stan. Poor, doofus, Stan.
  24. sgittinger
    The CFS episode is saved by Blanche and her little balls of sunshine. Other than that, meh.
  25. sgittinger
    But we do know there's a connection between her brain and wallpaper paste.
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