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I'd rather have the mountain lion...

I really despise this year's Peloton commercials with the fake Ebenezer Scrooge, but I am not sure if it's better or worse than the one with the hesitant ingénue woman. 🤔

I thought she was behaving like a tease, but OTOH, that doesn't make it OK for him to grope her. Who wants to wager more of this scene will show up on next week's "unseen yet" show? The only reason I thought Tom Tom would have a chance at being successful was Flat-Iron Tom and Schwartz's very limited (10%?) involvement. Swartz and Sandy's? I'd give it a non-zero value if I were feeling generous. How can you "get done and finalize" something you haven't begun?😏 Based on Bar Rescue, I have serious doubts about Jon Taffer's abilities, but his new name would be by default better than the current one.

While not a Quasimodo, James certain has a unique appearance. Alas, he's quite an arsehole.

I almost forgot to watch this last night. Not a good sign... The guys play golf while the gals do Pilates with a scary instructor. Eventually, Flat-Iron Tom has to play "butt golf" after losing a bet. "Tom Sanctimonivol". Heh. FI Tom talks about having another "brainstorming" session for the doomed new business's cocktails. Why aren't they doing any real work that matters? I think I quit watching the season Tom Tom opened up, but wasn't successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks chiding FI-T for doing the same thing?🤔 Brock announces his birthday party theme will be "Mad Max". I have no clue how that would work, but I don't blame Schemer for being confused if she watched the movie from a couple years ago. Schemer speedos?!?!?!? 😱 Tom (or Tom) and Katie argue some more about the same crap again. 🙄 DJ Muppet Baby visits a family friend who's been sober for over 20 years for advice. Just as a I suspected, he stopped going to AA meetings after a couple of them. Oh yeah, he also gets stoned every day. Tom and Tom sure put a LOT of effort into the drinks for their doomed business... are any of them even practical? Brock shows us how to shoe-a-beer. 🤮 Schemer tattles to FI-T about what Katie and LaLa said about him, then they confront her about what she told FI-T. Sexy successfully businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks speedos for Shwartz?!?!? 😱 Next week: Remember that "paddling" Shwartz got last week? Well, he's going through his punishment, much to Katie's dismay.🤣

There's a commercial with a krinkle-cut auto-tuned redhead who "sings" in a commercial for Universal Studios' Holiday theme nights that annoys the hell out of me for numerous reasons, the least of which is it doesn't make me want to go there for my Xmas holiday. ETA: You might want to mute this...

I saw a commercial for Popeyes featuring a family meal deal of some sort for the holidays, but why are they using a spork for those big side dishes? I assumed he's a stoner musician friend of some sort and didn't want to know anything else. Wait, there was a lesbian couple?

I'm watching the "extended footage" version and they showed: Raquel telling Arianna that she blacked out at their party Tom and Tom discussing cocktail concepts for their bar Lisa Vanderbucks "paddles" Schwartz, and by that, I mean beats him at ping pong. Schemer talks about her weird little toe while the gals talked about wiki-feet.

I am so totally beyond tired of hearing about the Toms' future failed business!

Have I mentioned how much I hate the commercials for D+'s trashy shows whilke I watch The Science Channel recently? They are obviously trying to rip off those old Holiday Inn Express commercials.

I'm a sucker for the Science Channel, so I'm forced to watch commercials for their crappy shows. The latest one is for a candid reality show about two sisters who weigh 1000#. I'm not sure if that's apiece or their total weight, plus one of them might have Down's Syndrome, but maybe it's because she's so fat.

I don't like the genre, TBH, so that might be why I didn't like it.

For some reason, I'm watching "unseen footage" of the cast having a "dress like a `Real Housewife` party" and taking one of Randal's PJs to the Caribbean!

I cannot stand the commercial for Peleton which feature Scrooge.

You guys aren't helping with the visualization! 🤢 I thought the headaches started after you got married?

I have so many questions about that commercial, beginning with "How did they know when he'd get home?" and "What made them think he wouldn't be too tired when he got home from his new chef job?". 🤔

How did you miss seeing the commercials? 🤣

Wow. I don't even know where to begin with that article! 😲

I wondered if they drilled that TV stand into a wall stud or sheet of drywall.

I thought she was thinking that, hence the whispery reverb.

I've seen this new commercial in circulation that goes under the "obnoxious brat" category. It features some parents driving home from a PTA meeting, I guess, and get caught sneaking in by their obnoxious entitled daughter who thinks she should have the car because they were late. Ugh.😡 I swear I saw an Xiidra commercial with that black guy known for smoking pot excessively! 😲 Gross, but shouldn't she be inserting the tampon into the doughnut hole? 🤔

Just as I wondered to myself why they were singing about June in November, someone on the show verbalized it! When did this new boss show up? I don't remember that mixed couple quitting or being replaced.

Apparently, they're taking the worst of various housewives and making them go "glamping" or something together. For some strange reason, things get explosive... 🤔

Oh, that's not a repackaged The Osbornes Want To Believe? That's what the description in my online guide lead me to believe.

They misspelled "THOT-y sauce". 🤣