TheCouchPotato

If my husband was pressuring me to be intimate when I’m pregnant, his ass would be on the street. What the hell is wrong with Ashley. Is she so desperate for his money that she has to subject herself to this BS? Ugh, gross. That whole convo with her mom had me disgusted.

LuAnn, Leah, and Ramona are doing an intervention with Sonja about drinking. Pots meet kettle. Bahahaha!

As an alumnus of Hopkins, Wendy is a joke and an embarrassment this season. She needs to take it down a few notches. She went from a professorial persona (I have 10 degrees, blah, blah, blah) to a low budget stripper. Clearly something is going on with her marriage to Kanye. Bravo is so shady “Young hot Karen” in her throw back pictures. Love the drama that Karen and Gizelle bring. bahahhaa! Ashley trying to paint a perfect married life with that creepy bald gnome. No one is buying it.

Sandy was nervous about that? That was the most basic officiant speech ever. A baboon couldn’t of messed that up. Have to admit Malia and Katie are great bosses. Katie Is a ray of optimism compared to what’s her face? I’ve already forgotten about her. Ok, so the men don’t provide eye candy but they seem like they are genuinely nice people sans the creepy chef.

I was actually craving a history lesson from Eboni after seeing Bershan this epi. She’s such a hot mess and does not bring the kind of drama I want to see. Why was Leah taking away from Eboni’s moment about her grandmother? I just can’t with her - she’s such a dramatic twat.

Kathy Hilton is such a cheeky bugger. She starts the drama and then wonders what happened. Cracks me up. This is the KH that I remember from back in the day. I was wondering why I didn’t recognize her in RHOBH. She needs to lay off the plastic surgery.

Yes! I thought it was one her kid’s toys.

That Hermès bag is ugly as f**k. Save $94,490 and take a Little People building and add a leather strap. I can’t with Sutton. Where is that etiquette that she boasts about in her opening?

Can we please replace Eboni with Bershan? I just can’t with her anymore…. Yes, Eboni, you and Bershan have very different approaches. You’re a condescending BORE and Bershan looks like she can kiki and still get her point across.

I think Sandy did the same level of vetting as she did with the Russian chef (mila). Basically, does the Chef have a pulse and do they know the difference b/w salt and sugar.

Completely agree. This couple is the complete antithesis of Reza and Adam.

I am loving Kathy Hilton. She’s such an endearing goof unlike Ramona.

Hahaha! Omg 🤣🤣🤣 You are just too fantastic!! Thank you for more than getting the reference!

I’m watching Seinfeld, and Kramer recruited an NYU student to learn real “corporate” experience - he makes him do BS work. I’m pretty sure Sonia modeled her life after this episode. It’s uncanny.

Amrit’s mom is the sweetest thing - Gah, I adore her. I think I know why Anisha can’t stand Monica. Monica pretends to be this perfect Indian girl to impress all of the aunties and uncles so they put her on a pedestal as the star child. Behind closed doors she’s probably sleeping around and having a good time and doing everything she says she doesn’t. I knew so many Indian girls that put on this facade. Anisha is real and can’t stand the bullshit. Dillion is so annoying! He talks nasty about someone and then expect an apology - F off. Indians aunties are truly cluelessness Ladies, Raj wouldn’t pick any of you. He wants a Ladaka (man).

Did Bravo bring Eboni only to teach black history? I’m all about the BLM movement, but I feel like I’m in high school again. When she starts talking, I want to grab my gel pens, highlighters and notebook b/c I feel a surprise test coming on. When in actuality, I just want to see a bunch of Boomers get drunk and yell at each other.

I hope so too. Such an smarmy individual.

My face when I saw Malia.

Amrit’s mom is the sweetest thing - Gah, I adore her. I think I know why Anisha can’t stand Monica. Monica pretends to be this perfect Indian girl to impress all of the aunties and uncles so they put her on a pedestal as the star child. Behind closed doors she’s probably sleeping around and having a good time and doing everything she says she doesn’t. I knew so many Indian girls that put on this facade. Anisha is real and can’t stand the bullshit. Dillion is so annoying! He talks nasty about someone and then expect an apology - F off. We all know Vishal Is gay and Rischa is an involuntary beard - you don’t have to try and out him

Agree to all of this. She doesn’t have the money for a DNA test so I’m sure she couldn’t fork out the cash for sperm donor.

I don’t feel sorry for Dani. She had unprotected sex with a man (whom she thought had an STD a few days prior) that is far younger than her. I’ll even go so far as to say that she wanted a baby regardless of the man. How many times did she say that her and JL wouldn’t work out but then said, if they have a baby, then it’s fate. Why the hell would you bring an innocent child into this relationship? It’s not fate but it is fuckery. If you’re going to risk it, then be ready for a clueless 24 year old to not take responsibility. If you want a baby so bad, go find an anonymous sperm donor. Only person I feel sorry for is this baby. On a side note - I want more Glenn. I enjoy Below Deck Med but can’t stand Captain Sandy.

He did - he’s a nasty miserable man. She’s no saint but he’s got serious issues!

If someone screamed out that I had 10 abortions, I sure as hell wouldn’t be talking much less in the same room as that person. Reza has always dragged MJ’s skeletons from the closet (arrest record) so why is he so shocked and upset that she doesn’t want him to meet Shams? I can’t take the Count and Lips…Lips, if he’s so bad then leave him. Nope, Lips enjoys reality TV too much.

Feel so sorry for the baby to have two dipshit parents, Dani and JL. So much for her “let’s have unprotected sex and if we have a baby, we’re meant to be.” Bahahahha. Dumbass!

Ugh, Leah is so unbearable. I cannot stand this woman and all of her over the top drama. She needs to get herself committed for being a narc. It’s double the repulse when her thirsty sister pops on the screen. I’ll be honest and judgmental - if I was this close to my grandmother as she claims to be, I sure as hell wouldn’t be partying it up for a show. I wouldn’t care how many family members were at the hospital; I’d take a seat and wait so I could see her. She’s so full of BS.