TheCouchPotato

Just me or does Sanya ham it up with the Jamaican accent for the cams. Be proud of your heritage but I feel her and Drew are just trying too hard to be likable and they are NOT. I don’t know why I like Messy Marlo — she adds the good drama that NeNe had early on.

Haha! Yes, it all looks so weird and made up. I thought it was so odd how her fiancé just lingers around when her friends come by. When she tried on that diamond necklace, he started to tear up after she insulted him. He loves that screen time.

Never thought I’d say this but the Dubai women actually make the BH women look less pretentious. Something is off about Caroline’s relationship with her fiancé/ husband. He is her midlife crisis and she is his beard.

I’ve watched a lot of housewives and seen a lot of waste but spending $1200 on ice to throw in the pool takes the cake.

Dr. Ken makes Dr. Phil look like Freud. What a quack. Thank you for finally giving Marlo a peach. Her billionaire benefactor may have paid off Bravo to get her one, but she’s keeping this show entertaining for me. Please fire Drew and her wannabe Usher husband. They’re both repulsive and clearly hate each other.

I can guarantee that Teresa and Luis are going to have a spin off like Kim. He probably quit his job versus being let go.

The look on the househusbands’ faces when Andy screamed “shut up!” Pure empathy. What’s the point of a reunion show if no one can speak.

Bahahaha! But she can get a second “medically necessary” surgery after they save her life. That’s a win-win for Teresa or any of these housewives.

I think you’re right. I probably would have opted for a comfy muumuu after a surgery. That’s jumpsuit just looked uncomfortable.

I’ve got to rewatch just for that. Her jumpsuit was a very bad choice, but it probably restrained her hands and legs from physically going after Margaret.

Kenya gets the “Mother of the Year” Award. What better way to celebrate your beloved daughter’s 3rd birthday…🙄

Omg, you described Delores perfectly!

No, definitely not the only one. That walk gave me the biggest chuckle of the hour. It’s b/c Luis is a nut job. When that many women are coming after him, there’s definitely something going on. He had to find a woman with a very LOW IQ. In walks Teresa…

Teresa needs to get that stick outta her ass, literally. That jumpsuit walk was something else. These women need a mirror - their bodies are begging for more material and restraints.

Teresa—the walking oxyMORON.

If drama and confrontations are triggers for Jackie, then she needs to seriously reconsider being on the show for her own health. Way to go, Theresa - you found a taller more scummy (if that’s even possible) Juicy Joe.

I just can’t with Teresa. Her serious anger issues are not cute or protective but rather quite disturbing… IJackie is hallucinating - her gnome of a husband is not hot. The wives are so bad that the NJ men would rather get off on each other.

Yes, in a real friendship, it’s painful and heartbreaking but I don’t think anything is real with the women in the housewives franchise, unfortunately.

Haha! Right. Only difference is that she’d be smashing pineapples for use later.

The men while Teresa throws her drink/ food and does her typical scene. Good Lord, you need a raincoat at all times with these woman.

I can’t with these women. Gina: “She (Noella) is so full of herself.” Gina: “You don’t know Taught? That hurts me.” Just enjoy the food, people. Good Lord.

I just started watching and the competitive, always horny girl is just eww. This is the type of person that says, “I don’t have girlfriends bc they are all jealous of me.” No, it’s because she doesn’t respect boundaries and would sleep with anyone for a win. She’s mediocre at best.

Teresa needs to just stop with the filters and plastic surgery…

I just let go of a few more brain cells while watching this show…

Fred Flinstone wore it better but I do give Noella credit for keeping calm with a large spider on her hair. I would have ripped my hair off my scalp.