TheCouchPotato

Another thing that bothers me about this - everyone is going “Team Ariana” because it’s the cool thing to do and they don’t want to be canceled. Lala, and James are going over the top to show what huge supporters they are of Ariana and how they are completely against cheating. Wouldn’t want those two as spokespeople for fidelity. I didn’t hear sound arguments — just a bunch of eye rolling, screaming, and name calling. My 6 y/o could’ve argued better. Yes, don’t be disrespectful of VPump. She’s allowed to have an opinion and it’s ok if she doesn’t want to jump on the A bandwagon.

Thank you. Schwartz is irritating, no doubt, but there is a double standard. If what Katie did was true, I couldn’t imagine still living with my husband, and sleeping with other people. Just call it quits and then go and have your fun.

Ugh, can they all just stop talking at once. I’m sorry but they’ve all cheated and are all pretty nasty. As disgusting as this is, didn’t Kristin sleep with Jax, the boyfriend to one of her best friends, Stassi? Yet we welcomed Kristin in the last episode. Didn’t Ariana and Lala have an intimate moment? Yes, the affair was awful but this ‘holier than thou’ attitude is laughable at best.

I am not advocating for Rachel, but something isn’t all there. I think she’s dealing with a lot of rejection in her life from beauty pageants to her biological Mom handing her over to her Aunt. The Mom didn’t give Raquel up due to the inability to raise her but b/c she was done having kids and her Aunt was unable to conceive. That has to hurt on many levels, especially when she’s see her bio sister/cousin. On top of that, I am sure that James was very difficult to deal with, mentally. As much as I find him funny, you can see that Ali is completely exhausted from his antics. Again, not condoning Raquel’s behavior but something is very off with her.

1:1 b/w Ariana and Scumdoval: She’s incredibly articulate and spot on with her assessment. He fake cries and adjusts his balls. He did her a favor — she’s already shining a lot brighter without this greasy, mustachioed noose around her neck. The Bravo picture really foreshadowed this season.

I think she said “flat.”

Exactly - Teresa is obsessed with her brother and it’s incredibly odd. Freud would pass it to Jung.

Teresa keeps screaming that Melissa is trying to tear her and Joe apart, but the last few episodes all I see is crazy eyes Luis stirring shit up and making the situation worse. He seems very unstable, mentally and emotionally. They need to recast RHNOJ, and just keep Delores. She’s the only sane and watchable one in the group.

“He’s f**kin hot.” That comment alone lets me know that Ariana is not in the right frame of mind. She dodged a bullet with that one. 🤮

My hearts truly breaks for Ariana. Raquel is another level of disgusting along with greasy Tom. But, I hope Ariana finally gets the concept of loyalty. When she thought Raquel and Tom Schwartz were an item, she never should have condoned it. She should have had Katie’s back and told Raquel that it was a wrong thing to do rather than saying she didn’t want to be dragged into it. Gotta say - one of the best eps of the show. I thought Ken was going to spin himself into a circle. He looked completely and utterly confused.

I know I might be in the minority, but I feel like Melissa is more genuine than Teresa.

The talking heads about the boogawolf had me in stitches. Of all the things she could have said, this should not have been one.

Louis is bat shit crazy. I could completely relate to Joe Gorga when he gave him that “WTF” look after the pajama comment. He is seriously overstepping boundaries and he has no issues throwing Teresa under the bus to make him look good. Teresa is too much of a simpleton to realize it. Danielle is a mini Teresa. Both are hot tempered, constantly get words wrong, cannot argue to save their lives, and sound stupid. Those two should go to a mole hole and conversate with one another.

That’s exactly right. Honestly, he’s always given me the creeps so I’d much rather see Paulie over him. Their children are grown so they can stop using the excuse “for the kids.” I don’t know anyone who has kept super friendly with a ex after the ex cheated/mistreated them.

The RH franchise is a guilty pleasure but now I’m beginning to mainly feel guilt for subjecting my poor brain to all of these overly contoured imbeciles that can’t string together coherent sentences. I used to find the men mildly endearing, but now I see a sad lot that have no real jobs or ambitions aside from riding their wives coattails. Poor Frank is terrified that Paulie will take his place and paycheck.

I think the $20k increase in donations had to do with hotdog and pretzel purchases versus that hideous calendar. Poor, defeated Bill. He’s calculated the amount of child support and alimony and it’s probably cheaper to keep her. I’m completely against infidelity but Jennifer makes me go

Whilst trying to suck in a gut. Thank goodness for that basket. Less pain on the eyes.

Thank you, Frank, for officially putting me off of Easter, and potentially giving me nightmares for the next few days.

Mia will need to take her pole out of the attic soon... I think we need to refresh this cast for the next season. Too many are OGs that bring nothing to the table.

Woah, that photographer used some amazing filters with the NJ men or the body oil did wonders because what we saw looked nothing like the end result. The end result wasn't even that great. I couldn't stop laughing at Luis' yoga gut poses, the Bounty man, and the bartending leprechaun. Yowsas! Who even uses calendars anymore? Theresa needs to stop with the plastic surgery and tanning. She can barely keep her eyes open with those lashes and her leathery skin looks rough. A muppet she is!

I am pretty sure that Vishal is gay, and Richa may be a lesbian/bi. There is no chemistry b/w them and they seem to be hiding their life since it's still not as accepted in the community, sadly. I had a friend that was ditto Vishal. Everyone in our uni believed he was gay. Years later, he married a random girl from a village in India 🙄 I think Monica's Dad is gay as well, and his ex is protecting Monica by not saying anything. Monica ain't the brightest as we can see with Rishi.

Gotta give it to Candiace - she is quick- witted and has some incredible zingers. Clearly smarter than the average Housewife. Bravo is so cruel. Candiace says Gizelle and her neck rolls, and the camera pans and focuses on those neck rolls. Fantastic!

Can someone please explain the reason people seem to like Jen Shah? She continues to be a brat, she clearly ripped off elderly people through her scam company, and she's a complete and utter a-hole. Yet her friends keep coming to her side and she has a sweet and supportive husband. There is nothing endearing about this woman.

Being an Indian American, this show really resonates. I didn't grow up like this, but many of my friends did. Staying at home until 30, and parents still paying bills is a common theme. Parent holding money over your head so you do their bidding, common. 100-200k weddings with 500+ people you don't know are the norm as it's a way to show the community you have money. A rumor getting out of control and sabotaging your reputation within 24 hours so you're "spoiled goods" - all the time. We have a beautiful culture but so many inherent issues that need to change. Sad to see that many of these 30 year old can't seem to deviate from it.

"I masturbate to my own pictures..." said no one ever. Me thinks the red head is either blind or delusional. Can't stand Fraser - why, oh, why did he come back. What a group of morons.