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Exactly! So unbelievably desperate! These women are staying mostly because they put so much time into these guys and I think that NOW is the time for them to leave these mommy's boys and start over. To quote the lyrics of the late Kenny Rogers "You've got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em', know when to walk away, and know when to run!" 🏃‍♀️🥀 👵🦜

The salt and pepper beard and hair and the hunky build- I always check him out, especially when he looks concerned when the girls are sad. Emotionally available, sexy fine lines AND he speaks French?! 😍 The guys this season are good looking, but there's something HOT about Jesse- and at 43 I wish they could have a hot bachelor his age or older with age-appropriate women competing for him. Tino is definitely hot to me with his eyes, cheekbones, jaw, hair, smile- but too moody and insecure. Tyler is the perfect blend of sexy and cute, but I'm going to dock him some point for having what looks like the Sandals Beach Resort palm tree logo tattooed all over his arm 😅.

An older woman with teenagers is pursuing the closeted Mommy's boy Matt?! Shouldn't she be old enough to recognize and sprint from all of his issues? He'd make a fun catty gal-pal babysitter if she has daughters though 😅

I totally agree about the men wanting to be on TV! And I know from trudging through the dating apps that a lot of 35 to 40-year-old guys aren't ready for marriage yet either 🥴😆!

So true! I'm born and raised in SF "Home of the Gays", and I knew instantly when I observed Matt's mannerisms and heard his voice that he was gay. Believe it or not, there are still quite a few closeted guys on the dating apps here who are "pulling a Matt" by dating women rather than living their truth- it makes it hard for a straight lady like myself to date in this city and I can't pull a Brit-knee and try to give a guy the benefit of the doubt if he's (true story) talking to me about Broadway musicals, my "fabulous purse" or his love for floral tapestry and cronuts on a first date 😅.

Matt's saying "She's a tit for tat girl" with the left-right neck attitude dance sent my Gaydar meter over the edge!! 😅

YES!! I rewound it 4 times on Hulu and my TV screen froze! 😅

Thank you 😊!! I wish I could quit this show- but it's an Animal Planet style special on toxic families with front row seats to their raw, trashy drag-down fights and I can't look away! Smothered is coming up soon and I will definitely watch that- I loved watching the Asian mom/daughter duo and the daughter's pelican necked, scraggly fiancé who's NOT divorced yet 😄. I wish there were network crossover shows like Love after Lockup meets Amazing Race or I Love a Mama's Boy meets Naked and Afraid.

Robert's doughy brother kept holding the sandwich up to his face like he was a fat ass rat feasting on lunch! And his doughy cadaver powder faced Mom looking like she ransacked a Piercing Pagoda kiosk with all of those chains around her neck and her horrible brick red MAC freebie lipstick smeared all over her guppy fish mouth. The whole family is comically unfortunate looking- whereas Robert must take after his father with his looks.

Tre's mom's boxy white church suit made her look like a Clinique makeup rep! I wish Kelly would've booked a teeth cleaning- it would've been reality tv gold to see Kelly asking hard hitting questions while Matt's beard used all of the machines and tools on her mouth to keep her from talking.

I think that Rachel has a great build because she's built like me: a size 4 with a sporty and curvy/petite frame, except I'm slightly smaller chested at a 34B. Rachel is probably 5'1 at most and I'm 4'11". I loved the tan suede moto jacket on her and it looks like they have tailored the sleeves and hems on her outfits. Gabby is also a pretty girl, but her voice that she puts on is really grating and she's treading a slippery slope with the Botox and lip injections. As for the guys: I think the New Jersey small business owner Tyler with the arcade games is absolutely adorable, Ethan is cute, Zach has a great smile, Tino has great cheekbones and eyes, and Spencer has amazing eyebrows. Lots of cute guys this season! I liked the speedo show- it was all in good fun and I liked seeing some scantily clad guys on a group date 😄! I think if any of the guys objected to it, they wouldn't have competed in the speedo date.

And I think that Roby the magician is HOT- I'd hire him for my birthday party 😊! Fun fact: He's the actress Leelee Sobieski's little brother

How many life and mentality coaches do we need this season?! Yowzah wowzah! Tino has a very sculptural face- love the cheekbones and jaw and angular light eyes. Meatball is a loveable cute kid who I'd fully entrust with meatball recommendations. Juggling Ethan is a cute man and I'd love to take him out for some hot wings. Jason is a stud muffin. Gaby's recently injected lips look like two Denny's Grand Slam sausages. Rachel has a lot of confidence to bare her bikini line in a dress. Who will win the hearts of most of the men? A leggy former cheerleader with an inability to wear a bra or a petite blonde pilot with feathered eyebrows and a whispery voice? It's all gal pals and rainbows so far, but I'm fully prepared for a full-on Betty and Veronica bitch fight, crying men, smeared mascara, and random ambulance appearances! Let the games and wrong reasons begin 😄!

This episode was kind of boring. I knew that this episode wouldn't be great when they spent almost 10 minutes alone on Robert's weigh in for his fight. Yusra has great hair. Emily needs to have more variety in her handbag choices- it's always that red purse! I expected Emily to be much more explosive during that fight in the gym- she could've shattered a mirror with a medicine ball, thrown a water bottle at Shakib or something. I'm ready for Kelly to surprise Matt's beard during her next teeth cleaning appointment!

Matt should come out already! His date plans are so performative and excessive- he's pulling all of the stops with hidden roses, decorations and fireside smores because he's trying to not only convince the girl, but also himself that there are romantic feelings! And that Ethan guy walking behind his mom during the rehearsal dinner planning and pulling her close to him from behind by her hips- major creepy vibes!! I noticed in body language that Ethan's mom was uncomfortable and kind of pulling away, so maybe she's joking about their dynamic whereas he might actually seriously be attracted to her. Ethan always excuses his behavior by saying that he's just having fun and flirting- but who in the hell flirts with their mom?! I am thoroughly appalled- can't wait for next week 😄!

Damn it, Emily! Plants are for pitching 🦜👵 🚪🥀🤾‍♀️, not gifting!!!

I completely agree! Kelly is terrible and 100% crippling her son's development and most of the people on this show are reality TV fame whores. I just think it would be fun to watch trash TV and eat junk food with Matt's mom- not long term, but just for a day. I suspect that Matt might be closeted and is dating women to please his mother's wishes for him. If Matt is gay or bi, I do hope that he can live his truth and explore dating men. I feel bad for Kristy with a mother-in-law insinuating that she's slept around on her son.

Shakib's mom made me laugh this episode- she was peeking out the window with her sidekick Tootie on her shoulder and said, "That crazy guuur - she take my son away" and then when Tootie was pissed off at Shakib, Shakib's mom said, "Tootie is angry, he wants you to leave Emily- he does not like you together!" Even Tootie is unhinged 😉. I am so excited for the drama when Matt's mom meets his girlfriend next week: when Kelly silently sipped her 7-Eleven big gulp sized margarita while staring her down, I thought "If looks could kill- TV commercial gold!" Kelly is a bit of a lush and a conniving bitch, but she'd be fun to watch trash TV with and I like her dated haircut- the feathered high-volume hair cut is amazing and looks like birds of paradise are mating right on her head! 🤭

I'm single in my 30's and I can't stand dating drama- I absolutely love it in my trash TV shows, but not when it comes to my own dating! I've dated 2 guys with victim complexes and Mommy issues- they're such a drag overtime. One ex cancelled a special date with only 5 minutes notice because his mother had a "little tummy ache" after breakfast- he was 39 years old 🥴. I broke up with him the following week and I learned from that cancellation that #1 his mom is a needy pussy and #2 he clearly has no respect for me or my time. I watch this show as a precautionary tale- I'd rather live life single and marry someday if a guy is worth it to me than be enmeshed in some toxic ass family or try to prove myself to some bitch of a mother-in-law! Onward and upward 😊!

I love this!!! Business in the boardroom and trash TV in the living room! "I work hard for this shit" needs to be made into a Primetimer t-shirt 😊. I love it when Shakeb's mom says all of her catchphrases and that parrot jumps on her shoulder to egg her on. I am a trash TV enthusiast, and my favorites lately are 90 Day Fiancé and I Love a Mama's Boy and pretty much anything TLC brings me.

Thank you 🙂- I'm honored! Trash TV "I Love a Mama's Boy" gal pals! I love the chaos and cringe of this show and Emily's mental breakdowns are a sight to behold! When she did that winding softball pitch with Shakib's mom's house plants and terrorized the steps while marching in her Birkenstock sandals, I thought "This bitch knows how to live!!!" 😆

I hope that Emily goes apeshit and destroys Shakib's mom's garden again. Let this trashy season begin!

I laughed big time at Rainsong's line about Niel Lane too 😆. Such hilarious and detailed commentary for each episode, Rainsong! I really enjoy reading everyone's posts on this forum and I'm so glad that I found Primetimer 🙂!

Yep, she doesn't look natural to me! The dead giveaways for Gabby's procedures (Botox and lip fillers) are a stiff forehead with impaired brow movements and over-projection in her lips with filler migration already developing and thickening her philtrum. Gabby should have her lip fillers dissolved. I really hope that this trend of injectables and fillers can die out. Gabby and Rachel need a makeup "makeunder" for their upcoming season and I hope wardrobe can make their outfits less fast-fashion head to toe.

Why can't they just scrap the double Bachelorettes and film the Senior citizen Bachelor/Bachelorette 😕? I was really looking forward to that! Are Rachel and Gabby nice girls? Yes- but I can't stand the up talk, vocal fry and likes that these girls use every single sentence. I don't know if I can handle a whole season of Rachel's feathered eyebrows or Gaby's excessive lip fillers and her inability to wear sweaters correctly. I'll still watch the season but pinning them against each other is bound to bring out major insecurities and anger- it'll be a drama shit show! They're gal pals now, but I bet they're going to have a blowout fight!