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Christina's hip tattoo looks like its inspired by Chick-fil-A cows 😄.

Zach is attractive and his voice is HOT, but he's a boring conversationalist 😐. I'll watch this season for the wrong reasons- will there be a random ambulance shot? Who's crying on the stairs in a thong bikini and a sarong? Will the fantasy suites bring Zack clarity? And will Greer learn how to properly snap a bodysuit crotch? Here's to another season that's sure to jazz up my Mondays!

Hopefully Michael's compass can direct him to a skilled barber.

WOW 😍!!! Between the photos of Hunky Australian Adam- especially in a leopard print speedo and this photo of Slab of Man Alex that you found for us- I am forever grateful! Feel free to post some more hunks 😄🙌! The nerve of these girls complaining about his scent- Febreze the boom boom room and let the good times roll!

Absolutely HILARIOUS and spot on 😄!!! I feel the same way about the over-the-top cult vibes- next up they'll probably be driven in a windowless van to a mall and offer people paper flowers like in the Strangers with Candy cult episode 😅!

I noticed that too 😄! Maybe he's a man of few words, but he sure as hell has one of the highest IQ's on BIP! I do think that he's attractive and has great hair- I'm not into baby faces and I like the fact that he looks older than his age- like a 37-year-old that would be cast as a high schooler in a TV movie!

Hell, I'd even enjoy just one date card with him! 😅 What an absolute hunk- the girls on BIP are blind and tasteless!

Its an absolute SHOCK and travesty that hot Australian Adam was sent home 😱🌹! He's such an absolute hunky dream boat and smart- what's not to like?! These girls are busy crying and getting their cheeky bikinis in a bunch over aimless 20 something F-boys when there's an Aussie Dream Boat Geologist right in front of them! In what parallel universe is a guy like that EVER turned down?! I demand a re-shoot with him as The Bachelor and me as a contestant- I'm a 4.75 ring size, Adam and I'll accept Zales or a sensible pawn shop estate ring purchase 😄🥰!

I completely agree and after thinking it over the weekend, I realize that as pretty as Shanae's makeup and hair looks are from a fashion/makeup viewpoint- there are definitely other pretty girls on the island too. I do like that there's a lot more diversity these days on the BIP- not just a blonde extravaganza in both genders- and hopefully we'll see more of Hunter and Sierra maybe in next year's BIP. Great points, Call Me Ishmael! 🙌🙂

Absolutely brilliant theories and observations and I could get on board with both of them being true!! Shanae is stunningly gorgeous with her cheekbones, catlike blue green eyes and wavy blonde hair- and for Logan to pick Kate with her grating voice, lank hair extensions and narrow face- I was shocked! Kate's nice looking in her own right, but Shanae is easily one of the prettiest/hottest girls on the island. I'm glad that Shanae didn't flip her lid over Logan choosing Kate- she knows she has options on the dating apps or in person interactions and doesn't have to pine after droopy eyed player Logan who definitely boned cruise ship staff on Gabby's season 😄. I absolutely want to believe that the Southern guy didn't have a dog- he probably took stock photos from a pet-food website! I'm hoping he'll go on a date and give Katie his dead dog's toy and mess up and show photos of a completely different dog- like a Shih Tzu instead of the golden retriever!

He has nice eyelashes/blue eyes and a good build! The covid lockdown restrictions made me look closely at a lot of these guys on last year's BIP season 😅

I completely agree- she doesn't even know life with Johnny after 2 or 3 days! What life have they lived together other than free drinks and quesadillas 😅?! Victoria isn't very captivating and frankly, a lot of these girls have little to no unique personalities or senses of humor and rely a lot on their looks to get them by in conversations.

Yes 🙌! Another Jesse fan! His salt and pepper hair and five o clock shadow- and his classy suits and business casual outfits never get old for me. He's definitely a major hunk! 🥰💯

Thank you for the hot photos, Melonie77 🤗!! What an ultra hunky dream boat handsome MAN!!! He absolutely needs to be the next Bachelor- he's smart, handsome and fun- and look at that leopard print speedo (be still my heart!!) I'll dig up my best bodycon dresses and put together an audition reel if he's selected 😅. I hope he shows up to the island for the rose ceremony- the boys would feel so insecure in comparison- especially Jacob, the bargain bin Tarzan! If he moves to Hollywood and I live in SF- we could make this work with weekly plane flights! haha jk a girl can dream! 😉😄

If they cast hunky Australian Adam as The Bachelor, I'd definitely consider trying out for it- and I'd be the resident cougar at 34! 😅💯

Yes, Chocolatine 🙌😄!! He's leaps and bounds beyond these basic influencer girls. If they weren't so hopelessly devoted to these brainless fuckboys, they'd see what I see in hunky/smart Australian Adam! ☺️😅

I can't believe these girls are lying around and sobbing hysterically over guys they barely know with absolutely hideous crying faces that rival Kim Kardashian's infamous crying face. Have some mystery and self-respect, girls! I'd be overjoyed to be on BIP with Australian Adam😍😅- tall with a swimmer's build, gorgeous bone structure with thick eyebrows and light green eyes, great smile- an absolute HUNK of a MAN and he's a geologist so he is smart and hot! Watch him talking about rocks- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaVuJnr75cU Oh Adam- you sexy, handsome, smart man! 😅😍. And one more thing- Genevieve needs to dissolve her Groupon lip fillers!

Take me now, Australian Adam!!! What an absolute hunk!! 😅😍🔥 The first guy EVER on this franchise to walk onscreen and have me shout "Oooh 😍!" to my TV and rewind to see that entrance again!

I completely agree! The public shaming of the contents of Salley's suitcase was just the tip of the iceberg when it came to the bullying they showed her. I hate that they had the nerve to interrogate her as soon as she stepped foot on the island to try and get her to confess to not being completely over her ex-fiancé. They were engaged! It's incredibly painful to get over a broken engagement. At least someone wanted to marry her, can't say that about some of these immature attention-whore girls. Sally is a naturally pretty, sweet seeming girl and these girls with their bloated cheap Groupon lip fillers, hair extensions and flashy thong bikinis saw her as a threat and wanted her out of the competition. Onward and upward, Salley!

Jacob has the face of an American Girl Doll and the body of a gym bro. Genevieve has a narrow face and overly injected lips- reminds me of an Angelfish. I like Logan's swimmer build and downturned deep-set blue eyes, big nose and retro mustache- the most attractive guy by a landslide on the beach, at least to me 😄!

Are constellations refundable? 😅

I'm glad that you had fun watching that Million Dollar Matchmaker episode that featured Ashley! The brunette guy was definitely an upgrade, he was a hotter and more put together Jared 😄

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DPAE1KkGJM 'The Crying Virgin & The Gulible' Free Full Ep. 8 😭🤯 Million Dollar Matchmaker - YouTube Here's Ashley on Million Dollar Matchmaker! Patti Stanger cussed her out and tried to talk some sense into her 😅

Aaron and James look like carbon copies of each other body wise- and frankly have more chemistry with each other than the ladies! I think that Hunter was a lot of fun- she was completely honest about her IBS and had great beach wave hair! That cute little Nacho dog with Kiera ending scene was honestly the highlight of the entire episode 😊.

And don't forget the disheveled Tino with tousled hair and a 5 o'clock shadow when Rachel was interrogating him! Meooow 😋😅